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Wall sitter for hire · · 2 likes

I log in regularly tct 2am to 7pm

Cost:
3 million per day with access to medical
4million per day without access to medical

Current total stats 4,2k, will update every Monday


Message me if you are interested

Recent archived posts

Why are you in the faction you're in? ·

I was invited way back when I was a noob... Left for a while, inactive... when I came back to Torn I was welcomed back

What did your Secret Santa give you? ·

Nothing as far as I know

Detective Agency- The OneStopShop For All Services · · 1 like

Bump

Crimes 2.0 data gathering- help the wiki! ·

I am not sure but I have one unique event for yesterday... I think it was the glasses I found. Since they are an enhancer.. They were at the subway, I can check my level and the time of you want

RedKeep's bazaar · · 1 like

I often trade my unwanted items with him, I have never been mugged so far

Do You Want A Brewery Key Or What? ·

A fellow who’d spent his last dime
On a reference book about rhyme,
Wrote light verse day and night.
Some was trite. Some had bite.
But none sold, so he moved on to crime.

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 1 like

2 years in the game and I still feel Unique is the most reliable long term trader

DAY TWELVE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 3 likes

Christmas Cake Recipe




Ingredients



  • 1 cup of water
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 cup of sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 cup of brown sugar
  • lemon juice
  • 4 large eggs
  • nuts
  • 2 cups of dried fruit
  • 1 bottle Johnnie Walker

Instructions



  1. Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl, check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
  3. Repeat.
  4. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  5. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
  6. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Try another cup.
  7. Turn off the mixerer.
  8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  9. Mix on the turner.
  10. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  11. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
  12. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
  13. Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  14. Add one table.
  15. Add a spoon of sugar, or something. Whatever you can find.
  16. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
  17. Turn the cake tin 350 defrees.
  18. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  19. Throw the bowl through the f**king window.
  20. Check the whisky again and go to bed.

So what's your favorite CT activity? · · 1 like

If you read the talk bubble, some things are quite funny for me. Like singing the irritating baby shark song in Maltese ... I get frustrated at all the accidents that land me in the first aid area on some maps, and the unmarked teleport spots on others

So, how many keys have you got in CT thus far? ·

So far this year I've found
6 keys: 2 gold, 1 silver, 3 bronze
65 Items
11 combination chests

It was slow at first, I had maps from previous years that I liked to visit... But the thing is once I stuck to the snow globe maps, I had more spawns on everything

1$ sales ·

I went to your market out of curiosity and the items were in red

Prize Coupon Exchange rewards ·

I know of someone who exchanged 4 tickets for 5 items

Prize Coupon Exchange rewards ·

This was yesterday
You exchanged 10 coupons and received 1x Bottle of Christmas Cocktail, 2x Bag of Chocolate Truffles, 1x Can of Santa Shooters, 1x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 2x Bag of Reindeer Droppings, 1x Bottle of Minty Mayhem, 1x Can of X-MASS, 1x Can of Damp Valley, 2x Bag of Candy Kisses

This was 14 December
You exchanged 5 coupons and received 2x Can of Crocozade, 1x Can of X-MASS, 1x Bottle of Minty Mayhem, 1x Can of Goose Juice, 1x Can of Damp Valley

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 1 like

Best prices XD

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 2 likes

Unique buys anything... I was sure he was going to leave some of the items I sold, but he bought them anyway. I am very pleased with the service he provides

Wall sitter for hire · · 2 likes

I log in regularly tct 2am to 7pm

Cost:
3 million per day with access to medical
4million per day without access to medical

Current total stats 4,2k, will update every Monday


Message me if you are interested

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 1 like

I was newish to the game and skeptical... You proved to be reliable