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• Manual labor 24,061
• Intelligence 99,525
• Endurance 112,812

5/10 For both employee effectiveness and addiction mitigation

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  [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Damage: 56.15 | Accuracy: 60.49 | Quality: 106.44% | Bonus: Puncture > 20% chance to ignore armor[/background]
  

• Armor: 45.19 | Quality: 23.77 | Bonus: Insurmountable > 35% decreased incoming damage when below 1/4 life

• Armor: 46.25 | Quality: 4.92% | Bonus: Impenetrable > 23% decreased incoming bullet damage

• Armor: 48.61 | Quality: 52.17 | Bonus: Impenetrable > 22% decreased incoming bullet damage

I dont always go bowling but when I do go bowling I only bowl with the bumpers

Got my first one of the year. Green too. So I think this year may be a good onelol

19:05:51 - 02/04/26 You picked up a Green Easter Egg

Most slingshots owned. I currently have 2788 slingshots. 

Unfortunately in a moment of weakness a week or two ago I sold over 300. AAlmost 400. I don't know what got into me and I regret it immensly.

Oh and I feel like it's worth noting that the amount I got from shoplifting them in crimes 2.0 is very very minimal. Almost all of them came from before 2.0 was even released. I pretty much stopped adding to my collection after said collection got chedded. Wasn't fun anymore

Mine was a pretty much completely random mug.Albeit it was someone from my list of ATMs and at the time I was mugging them at least once, sometimes twice a day, it was essentially random. It was also for about 100x more than I would usually get from them.

EDIT: Just checked my logs and that was my previous largest mug actually. Got it just a couple days before my current largest. Pretty sure it was from an RR mug actually. Can't quite remember but the player's name doesnt stand out for any reason so lucky RR mug is my guess.

No longer unemployed

Had the same issue and that fixed it for me.

Shoulda known to tbh. Its always a cache problem

07:40:24 - 25/12/25 You exchanged 85 coupons and received 12x Bag of Candy Kisses, 2x Santa Hat, 1x Gingerbread Man, 9x Bottle of Minty Mayhem, 12x Bag of Tootsie Rolls, 9x Can of Goose Juice, 19x Bottle of Christmas Cocktail, 11x Can of Crocozade, 12x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 1x Polar Bear Toy, 8x Bag of Chocolate Truffles, 14x Can of Damp Valley, 4x Bag of Reindeer Droppings, 5x Bottle of Kandy Kane, 2x Lottery Voucher, 1x Santa Trousers, 1x Christmas Gnome

mine was highly disappointing

Always glad to see a degenerate gambler(like myself) have success with our shared "hobby"(unlike myself.) So congrats, just dont screw it all off playing RR like some of us do.

I don’t have a lot of stuff and you won’t be needing your stuff where you are going. Sooooo….

Out here teaching people how to unlock their prison pocket and shit... idk what I was expecting

But what about those muggers who are putting in an honest days work just sitting there diligently watching potential target listings with their own two eyes? They’re already at a heavy disadvantage against those dirty dirty scripted and now all the ideas ched said the developers have discussed seemingly just want to punish them more. Come on think about the little guy. 

Not that I know anyone like or would myself be personally effected of course…

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• Manual labor 24,061
• Intelligence 99,525
• Endurance 112,812

5/10 For both employee effectiveness and addiction mitigation

Here's your first bimonthly inspirational quote from the world's foremost philosopher of modern times.

"If you aint got sauce, you lost. But you can also get lost in the sauce." -Gucci Mane

Never overdose on sauce

Come join the party. Let's get weird

Lol wow what a loser! I mean it took you a full year to get to only 1b stats…? Like do you even train bro? Git gud kid, git gud. I’ll have you know that I for one have .05x those weak ass stats. Zeropointzerofive times as many! And I’ve only been playing a weeks under 5 years!

jokes aside congrats and your third comma. I truly have no idea how you managed to get there so quick. And l I hope you feel guilty for making me feel bad about myself lol

edit: in my defense to I do have like one 15k or so attacks lmao