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[+107] Move Dog Tags to Spring or something · · 112 likes

It's way too f**kin much with Elim, this new Halloween revamp and Dog Tags all right there. You have these awesome events all bunched together and jack shit to do for most of the rest of the year.

People are out of steam. It takes a lot to be active in these events and stay competitive. It's the holiday season soon after as well. Can we just get a break to come off of these events, regroup, and maybe put it in a sensical part of the year? Seriously? Why do we even have to ask for this, it seems like a common sense thing.

Either way, leave opinions below. After one year though, this would get old after a few more, I can tell already. Please keep it civil, no need for useless hate or any of that

Grave it · · 44 likes

I'm just going to openly say that anybody that supports these threats and continues taking issue with someone that has taken defensive action against real life threats (especially ones backed by classified personal info they somehow gained) is the literal scum of the earth.

There is no excusable way that someone should be able to be further harassed by putting their safety and peace of mind first. Any action against the victim of these threats as opposed to immediate condemnation of the aggressor in my mind is one of the highest forms of cowardice, and either shows that they were in on these sorts of personal attacks or are too stupid to see where lines should be drawn.

The entire faction needs to sit down and think long and hard about what they're actually doing and why. F*cking idiots

Racist much? · · 37 likes

Gonna be honest, this is not the thread I thought it was going to be.

I was expecting some hardcore, in your face racism that required a lot of bleeps and bloops to censor, followed by some community hate and bounties

That's just an idiot you encountered, ignore them

One year of wheel spins · · 56 likes

Up until 18 hours ago you couldn't afford to spin ONE of these without being bankrupt. You can't even buy yourself out of the hospital. Literally nobody likes you. You couldn't comprehend the meaning of hard work and dedication required to make this post. Do us all a favor, shut the f**k up and quit the game sooner rather than later. Gonna be hard to use them stat enhancers for those bitch stats when you have that comfy hospital bed you're becoming oh so acquainted withThere's one TMB, expecting at least 2 more. Come on guys, too bad your concept of trust and decency doesn't extend beyond the other unwanted ones in your faction

As expected, I wake up and lo and behold:

StopCrying disliked your post



One year of wheel spins


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It's too predictable. The Monkey Bunch never fails in that regard.

Disappointment · · 24 likes

They'll fix it after Crimes 2.0 comes out

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Warning: Avoid Nub Navy!!! THIEVES · · 2 likes

Nub Navy was my first faction, and from what I know of Kwartz and Kivou (and gang) there's no reason they have to steal from players. Especially skeeby players such as yourself, who undoubtedly are omitting part of the story

Torn needs another event right about now ·

I have a thread in Suggestions that gets bumped here n there to put Dog Tags in Spring. 102 upvotes atm, I'm sure if some of you are serious about this we could make it happen, or at least for a start

HRG payouts ·

I received a cardboard box from HRG in exchange for not sleeping in their lobby and pissing on the potted plants anymore.

What, you thought i had a BB? I have a swamp and Duloc Castle, I'm set. And a box. Don't forget the hobo home

2,000,000 respect in 983 Days · · 1 like

Congrats all. Stay solid, stay consistent

PETITION: MnC SHOULD BE DISBANDED · · 1 like

NEVER go full retard

[280R+] Locking shares to prevent selling ·

Dislike if you want but I'm right. And you know it Ched

Releasing ill thought out random shit seems to be the specialty in this game, why not now? Unless you mean to tell me you fundamentally reworked everything to the point where locking shares isn't possible.

I fail to see how this would break everything you've done, and if it does, then it just backs up my first point in this reply. Ya know what's more unmisseable than a red warning? Allowing players to sell seperate of their BBs in the first place

If you wanna talk about net negative impact, then further that thought, cuz as it stands there's nothing any of us can see that make that statement make any sense. How a lock and unlock feature would be net negative. Tell you what, everyone's wallets have been net negative with these subscriptions waiting for shit, that's net negative for you

[280R+] Locking shares to prevent selling · · 4 likes

Or you could just put a lock on it, so people don't have to do all this math to figure out how to sell their leftover shares. Why can there not be a leftover share area? And sell all of those instead of lumping the shit with active blocks. All while you have 1 minute ticks to sell in, 5% of that isn't even useable, and at least another good portion just to get to the red message before calculations begin.

I know you love your red warnings but ffs warnings to go around missed common sense on your part isn't a fix. Why do we suffer because a true fix would take EFFORT. f**k

Flight changes.....ITS REAL?!? · · 2 likes

I'll usually get my notifications after I open the app. It will wait to update or ping for info until I open the app and not a moment earlier. So essentially unless I have a timer, the alerts are COMPLETELY broken

Biker's Corner, pull up a chair. ·

Pictures another time but I'm a technician for Kawi, Suzuki, Honda, BRP, Polaris and soon Yamaha. I got Harley certified in school. I can try and answer questions if possible

I ride a 2015 Yamaha FZ07, looped it back in October. Currently getting it fixed up, also need to address a fatal front suspension flaw on the FZ07s

Flight changes.....ITS REAL?!? · · 7 likes

You can tell who is only PC vs mobile, and who makes their money mugging vs not in this thread

All I'm gonna say is if you think a no second delay between landing and being attacked is okay, you got problems. That isn't a level playing field, but it's what you wanna preach.

That's an internet connection and platform based playing field is what it is. 15 seconds is a bit too long though, I think. I can see how a mugger would be put off with that big if a grace period. Yet y'all can't see how a player with a LIFE would be put off from being mugged before even getting a landing notification

Ramadan Mubarak · · 3 likes

I don't know the proper reply but Happy Ramadan, best of luck with the traditions :)

What has Torn helped you through? · · 2 likes

There are a few convos from October and November that literally saved my life. I was a lot farther along than I let on. I still am

You know who you are, I owe you few a debt I can never repay

Egg-hunters who abandoned scripts · · 1 like

I found an egg on mobile reading this lol. Other than that it's been a letdown finding eggs, so I'm not even trying. Think I may have 3 now?

My question is it an account thing they track the script users with? Or does it like scan for scripts when you load a page or login? Reason I ask is I have script on PC, found 1 egg very early. Other 2 were on mobile, so are the drop rates different or the same for someone using their phone at the time vs the PC w/ script?

New stock system at glance · · 2 likes

I feel like this would instantly draw a massive line in the playerbase of the haves and have nots

If you're newer and trying to work up to stocks, those higher tiers would be a massive grind, with another case of the rich get richer on the other side of the spectrum. The ROI would be reduced in the first tier (the most essential imo to the newer players, who we SHOULD consider) and increased in the higher tiers (which should still happen, but not this way).

I think there's a middleground here that doesn't destroy the point of stocks for young players until they have money years and years later postinvestment. Some players, like myself, would rather work to build a passive income eventually and not have to dedicate hours and hours a day to make money. I just don't have the time nor will tbh, it's too much for a game to me. I'm okay with knowing that those that put the time in will make more, as it should be. Players should be awarded for the effort and research to do well, but it feels like a punishment if you don't dedicate that much to a pixel game

[Poll] HOT topic - Delay personal stats in API · · 6 likes

This is pretty much where I'm at (with the logic)

If I play a game, I'd like a relatively level playing field. I don't expect to win everything, but I also wouldn't expect to have a distinct disadvantage to a certain group of players because their IRL skills can translate directly to exploitation of fellow players

I may be off base with this or missing an angle, but it honestly feels like juicing in professional athletics. There's everyone doing their absolute best and then there's THOSE guys/gals that take advantage of the field

ITT we hunt for the RL stocks tied to torn · · 6 likes

I knew it was only a matter of time before people started finding/ seeking these counterparts. I assume there's variables at play to keep it from being a direct mirror, and allow for it to function with the game a bit better

Still, I think it'll be 3 months maximum before Ched has to choose new IRL counterparts or start developing Stocks 3.5


That or he has a big red "GOTCHA" button in anticipation of this to flip it all on it's head once we think we've got it

Easter Lucky Dip! ·

The Easter Bunny only uses 24 Carrot Gold. Eggsquisite!

Why stop at IQ, lets demand they add weight/height · · 1 like

Honestly unless you're drinking beer predominantly over other booze, booze doesn't even really make ya big. Being lazy does.

Most drugs on the otherhand can take your weight well below whatever number you and your diet are trying to acheive.

If you had a DB.. · · 9 likes

I'd save it for next time a certain ogre taints my perfect world with fairy tale creatures. Again

Last post till I log back in - FINISHED ·

This the one