It all started on one fine Wednesday morning, brother Bitchcutter was perusing the item market as usual, looking for fools selling valuables out of hospital, when he suddenly spots a noob level 100 selling a whole donator pack while chilling outside of hospital. Without hesitation, brother Bitchcutter bought the donator pack and moved on to the mug. However, to his shock (pun intended) he couldn't land a hit! [image: i.imgur.com]
With the mug foiled, brother Bitchcutter had no choice but to grumpily look for another target. Quickly, he found his next victim, a fellow by the name of Decimus. However, what brother Bitchcutter failed to realise was that he had just handed a retal to the person he had just failed to mug on a silver platter.
After a close fight, brother Bitchcutter was sent to the hospital to reflect on his actions. However, brother Bitchcutter wasn't a bitch for nothing, he vowed then and there to give this foolish level 100 noob a taste of his own medicine. With new found confidence and a new loadout, brother Bitchcutter medded out to teach a lesson that will never be forgotten. Surely, with a 2x stat advantage and a full rw loadout, there is no way that brother Bitchcutter will fail right?
Wrong! Brother Bitchcutter couldn't believe his eyes! How could this be? 'It's ok,' he thought as he quickly initiated the next attack, 'he's low hp I can just clean him up in this fight!' But as he tried his utmost, it quickly dawned on brother Bitchcutter that everything had fallen apart.
With desperation, brother Bitchcutter loaded up his strongest dex temp and waited the tear gas out. 'This is it! This is the one!' he muttered to himself, as he only had to chew through the last 1k hp, but alas, he took too long.
Once again sent back to hospital, brother Bitchcutter was beyond himself in fury. Determined to punish this noobie for refusing to die, brother Bitchcutter took out his funds and immediately dumped 15m of bounties.
I have made this thing quite a long while ago, but it wasn't until recently that I updated it and it got shared on forums so I figured might as well make money off it share this wonderful tool with the torn community.
CLOSED
sheet still exists, pm me on discord if you want a personal copy
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EDIT: PLS SUBSCRIBE TO THE THREAD FOR UPDATES TO THE SHEET AS THEY WILL BE POSTED HERE
There are 3 parts to this sheet:
Part 1 is in a nutshell a ranking board of all the elite weapons I could find (plus some high qual yellows and a baseline grey arma), sorted by avg turns taken to finish a fight (4b balanced vs 4b balanced, opponent has marauder with 11.7k hp). Here's what it looks like:
The sheet will be updated by me every once in a while (usually when something good drops)
Note: to create your own filter to sort columns, do this:
Part 2 is the 'calculator' part of the 'ranking and calc'. Pretty straightforward, see below for image.
The cost for this calc is 30m, to buy it send me a message/chat and we can do trade when both of us are online.
Part 3 The calc + a custom ranking sheet complete with every gun in my list and functionality to add custom weapons to the list to rank. The price is 45m and I will send them together on a single sheet.
Note that when copying the calculator entry to the ranking use ctrl shift v or paste values only or it will be jank.
Known issues (fix soontm):
Jap blade 10% needs to be manually updated depending on weapon type
Unable to rank different armours directly from rank
Still a few bonuses that are not compatible, mainly rng based ones like weaken and focus, or bonuses that are usually run combo with another weap instead of solo, such as bleedCOMPLETED FEASIBLE BONUSES
Bonuses like Empower, Quicken, Berserk that apply to other parts of the damage formula do not reflect fully in the calc, only in the ranking listCOMPLETED
Finally, if you have a cool weapon that you want to add (that isn't some middle of the pack orange single bonus, there's enough of those already), feel free to post below or send me a mail/chat and I will update it when I can.
ah yes 3b for a top end red rage lol brother go back to posting about your hypotheticals, if you're too broke for a proper weapon you don't have to announce it
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Randomly decided to add the focus bonus to the calc after discussing it a couple days ago. This one was a little weird since it relies on misses to proc and also layers like frenzy, but you can find the expected turns/hit and convert it into a new hit chance.
Currently doesn't support focus + assassinate bonus combo.
Thus, as usual, any existing customers interested in the update please pm me.
Also congratulations on these 3 weapons on entering the top 100 ranking after focus is correctly accounted for!
Bloodlust only spawns on slashing so can't spawn on flail. This combo should be possible but I dunno if there's any good ones spawned yet, and even then it's kinda meh because a lot of time the massive damage from windup would cause an overkill, and bloodlust heals based on hp lost not damage dealt making all the overkill damage completely pointless
No, much like focus and other bonuses that needs stacks, frenzy stacks are fight dependent. When there are multiple fights occurring around one player, the stacks treats each of the fights as separate fights. This means that your frenzy stacks in your offensive fights will be irrelevant to your defensive fight, and since you start and end multiple offensive fights it resets like usual after each fight.
Looking for somewhere that does real ranked wars every week or every other week, ideally weekend or close to weekend start times. 4b total stats and have my own rw loadout.