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The wonderful adventures of brother Bitchcutter · · 374 likes

TL;DR: mong fails a buymug on a single dp, gets retalled, then fails to retal 3 times before giving up and spending 15m on bounties
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It all started on one fine Wednesday morning, brother Bitchcutter was perusing the item market as usual, looking for fools selling valuables out of hospital, when he suddenly spots a noob level 100 selling a whole donator pack while chilling outside of hospital. Without hesitation, brother Bitchcutter bought the donator pack and moved on to the mug. However, to his shock (pun intended) he couldn't land a hit!
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With the mug foiled, brother Bitchcutter had no choice but to grumpily look for another target. Quickly, he found his next victim, a fellow by the name of Decimus. However, what brother Bitchcutter failed to realise was that he had just handed a retal to the person he had just failed to mug on a silver platter.

After a close fight, brother Bitchcutter was sent to the hospital to reflect on his actions. However, brother Bitchcutter wasn't a bitch for nothing, he vowed then and there to give this foolish level 100 noob a taste of his own medicine. With new found confidence and a new loadout, brother Bitchcutter medded out to teach a lesson that will never be forgotten. Surely, with a 2x stat advantage and a full rw loadout, there is no way that brother Bitchcutter will fail right?

Wrong! Brother Bitchcutter couldn't believe his eyes! How could this be? 'It's ok,' he thought as he quickly initiated the next attack, 'he's low hp I can just clean him up in this fight!' But as he tried his utmost, it quickly dawned on brother Bitchcutter that everything had fallen apart.

With desperation, brother Bitchcutter loaded up his strongest dex temp and waited the tear gas out. 'This is it! This is the one!' he muttered to himself, as he only had to chew through the last 1k hp, but alas, he took too long.

Once again sent back to hospital, brother Bitchcutter was beyond himself in fury. Determined to punish this noobie for refusing to die, brother Bitchcutter took out his funds and immediately dumped 15m of bounties.

Truly, an adventure to be remembered.

[CLOSED] Ranked War Weapons Ranking and Calc · · 144 likes

I have made this thing quite a long while ago, but it wasn't until recently that I updated it and it got shared on forums so I figured might as well make money off it share this wonderful tool with the torn community.

 

CLOSED

sheet still exists, pm me on discord if you want a personal copy

kumo_desu1

 

EDIT: PLS SUBSCRIBE TO THE THREAD FOR UPDATES TO THE SHEET AS THEY WILL BE POSTED HERE

 

 

There are 3 parts to this sheet:

 

Part 1 is in a nutshell a ranking board of all the elite weapons I could find (plus some high qual yellows and a baseline grey arma), sorted by avg turns taken to finish a fight (4b balanced vs 4b balanced, opponent has marauder with 11.7k hp). Here's what it looks like:

 

 

You can find this completely free at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12AhZOUpfKLNYeQOp7f6bh702DzvkJ2mxOQIYYtTZ-fg/edit?usp=sharing 

The sheet will be updated by me every once in a while (usually when something good drops)

Note: to create your own filter to sort columns, do this:

 

 

Part 2 is the 'calculator' part of the 'ranking and calc'. Pretty straightforward, see below for image.

The cost for this calc is 30m, to buy it send me a message/chat and we can do trade when both of us are online.

 

 

Part 3 The calc + a custom ranking sheet complete with every gun in my list and functionality to add custom weapons to the list to rank. The price is 45m and I will send them together on a single sheet.

 

 

Note that when copying the calculator entry to the ranking use ctrl shift v or paste values only or it will be jank.

 

Known issues (fix soontm): 

  • Jap blade 10% needs to be manually updated depending on weapon type
  • Unable to rank different armours directly from rank
  • Still a few bonuses that are not compatible, mainly rng based ones like weaken and focus, or bonuses that are usually run combo with another weap instead of solo, such as bleed COMPLETED FEASIBLE BONUSES
  • Bonuses like Empower, Quicken, Berserk that apply to other parts of the damage formula do not reflect fully in the calc, only in the ranking list COMPLETED

 

Finally, if you have a cool weapon that you want to add (that isn't some middle of the pack orange single bonus, there's enough of those already), feel free to post below or send me a mail/chat and I will update it when I can.

Cheers.

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 27 likes

ah yes 3b for a top end red rage lol brother go back to posting about your hypotheticals, if you're too broke for a proper weapon you don't have to announce it

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 27 likes

That gun was bought for 18b back in 2023 so I offer u that price

Buy and sell companies on Torn Exchange! · · 37 likes

Torn Exchange has introduced a nice convenient hub for you company sellers to list your companies and for buyers to browse said listings. no more need to look through 3 forum pages for a company you want! no more spamming in trade chat for 2 days straight to find a buyer! check out the company listings today!

edit: i did not make this. all credit goes to HypoChris. i'm just spreading the word :D

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$1 PROPERTY UPGRADES for ALL · · 1 like

good strategy brother, I understand the struggles of saving up money. Hope to see you soon

$1 PROPERTY UPGRADES for ALL · · 1 like

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$1 PROPERTY UPGRADES for ALL · · 17 likes

That's right, you didn't read the title wrong. For just ONE TORN DOT COM DOLLAR per property you can get your dream PI upgrades at double discounted prices, complete with the real estate agent 10* perk

and the stock bb

 

no mugging, no scamming, no nuke faction banking, come get your discounted PI upgrades today! (don't forget 1 dollar)

 

SPONSORED BY RAY WHITE see faction name pls dont sue

[CLOSED] Ranked War Weapons Ranking and Calc · · 4 likes

Randomly decided to add the focus bonus to the calc after discussing it a couple days ago. This one was a little weird since it relies on misses to proc and also layers like frenzy, but you can find the expected turns/hit and convert it into a new hit chance.

Currently doesn't support focus + assassinate bonus combo.

 

Thus, as usual, any existing customers interested in the update please pm me.

 

Also congratulations on these 3 weapons on entering the top 100 ranking after focus is correctly accounted for!

Full assault or keep riot helmet? · · 1 like

This is correct, it's just a flat boost added on top of the existing %. This applies to all of the set bonuses.

Bloodlust + Wind-up Weapons · · 2 likes

Bloodlust only spawns on slashing so can't spawn on flail. This combo should be possible but I dunno if there's any good ones spawned yet, and even then it's kinda meh because a lot of time the massive damage from windup would cause an overkill, and bloodlust heals based on hp lost not damage dealt making all the overkill damage completely pointless

Full assault or keep riot helmet? · · 5 likes

factually incorrect btw, leather helmet is THE best value option and it's not even close at all

edit: also it gets value mogged by combat too:

 

question about frenzy · · 4 likes

No, much like focus and other bonuses that needs stacks, frenzy stacks are fight dependent. When there are multiple fights occurring around one player, the stacks treats each of the fights as separate fights. This means that your frenzy stacks in your offensive fights will be irrelevant to your defensive fight, and since you start and end multiple offensive fights it resets like usual after each fight.

SMTH Empire part 3.5: The bug fix · · 10 likes

Looking at ppl's takes it's painfully obvious who has run companies before and who hasn't lol

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 3 likes

Looking for 10* psf

work stats 

  • Manual labor 90,642
  • Intelligence 105,520
  • Endurance 119,905
  • Total 316,067

HOWEVER will be around -30 debuff from addiction. Not planning to rehab however I am happy to work for free.

Got a question? Let me coach you · · 3 likes

Ooh i can help lugo answer this one, lose all your money playing RR instead

1 POST, 1000+ KARMA: TORN RECORD! · · 1 like

Dont have the link but "oh no your flying income" deffo has to be up there at the top

 

Edit: found it: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16216717&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=21311675

Didnt realise it only had 484, gratz op, ur over twice as famous as flying income!

Got a question? Let me coach you · · 7 likes

Are you guys taking new bankers atm? Or do i have to hit up nuke for that

Final hit effects with damage over time · · 2 likes

As of this patch (- Changed finishing hit bonuses to only proc if the weapon itself (I.e. not DoT) inflicted damage on the final turn) it will not give the effect if you don't deal damage with the weapon on the last hit

Got a question? Let me coach you · · 6 likes

Hi brother lugo how do i procure 100b cash to spend on eod set and top tier red weapons pls help

10b Mugged · · 2 likes

Grats on doing most of ur mugs above 4/10 mug merits

What is the best mobile browser for script usage? · · 2 likes

Lemurs the best, cuz it has tampermonkey over violentmonkey

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 5 likes

Looking for somewhere that does real ranked wars every week or every other week, ideally weekend or close to weekend start times. 4b total stats and have my own rw loadout.

Fury and Rage question · · 3 likes

You can proc it on misses and def mitigates, but not on parry and eod which actively activate to block damage that would otherwise be present