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$850m Giveaway · · 16 likes

Kingston would be so proud.

If we knew where he was... sulking, RAGING, all TRIGGERED.

Naughty naught faction thief... couldn't wait to be the big man. Left, left them... all of them.

Let his friendly boys at the souk, Whippy, Snowy and Cryrion woop.

MAYHEMMMM

Anyone who posts is in with a shout of winning $850m of Aldous_Snow's money!!
HEY... serioussly... just...

post the gif of a gorilla falling off a bike.

I'll consider anyone who does a LEGEND.

Let's see who wants to snifffffffff

OKAY, top post, keep it THERE U BIr99SHCES.

Srsly tho lets disucss how SHyyyyyyyyyy(T)ty UNT are these days. Look at those loko lesotho lovers.

Shaaaaaa.Zzzzz sleepy. Who wants it then... $850m?

Improper Deduction of money- 31b. · · 7 likes


Its clear IMO what has happened here, its a lazy attempt by staff or an auto-recovery system to correct large changes in networth difference made between certain dates.



StonerSteve had approx $14bn reduced to a negative value between approx June 24th and August 5th. So they've cleared the approx $31bn networth increase you made in the same period.




Lazy, ineffective method of reparation to the game from cheating, affecting good players who actually benefit torn. If more time was spent spotting these multis... instead of deducting from honest players using drunk metrics, and giving the perps 12 day fed sentences, this kind of thing would stop happening.

Sort it out. You don't need as much proof to ban multis as you should do to deduct someone $30bn, one should be clear cut cheating from trades, the other is likely an account or accounts that log on every day in a company that also has the same types of accounts, who never log on for more then 10mins a day, never rack up merits or money.

How I ended up in Fed for a WEEK! · · 38 likes


Hey Forum Lovers,

Its another new thread for you to post your witty hate-train remarks on for that juicy juicy karma.

As the thread currently a few below this indicates, I was recently fedded for 7 days for "Harassment" which continued the accurately described Witch Hunt, over some pretty butt-hurt people looking for an an ego-stroke over their tarnished rep and Torn-departed lovers who I have exposed. I ain't crying about being fedded, but for those who've never had the expertise to achieving this Torn feat, here's my experience...

Firstly some background: I received a Fed sentence of 3 days at the end of July while I was offline, and had no idea about, NONE! You can ask Poptop who I questioned about it  to confirm, I was totally shocked to discover that those claiming Id recently been in fed weren't kidding... and I was out basking in the sun totally unaware (no big loss).

Here's the warnings for my first 3 days in Fed:

[image: i.imgur.com]

This GIF, which was my way of displaying my abject humour for other players in-game failings, and subsequently needed a disclaimer because unbeknown to me,  one of the players in question did  actually have the impediment of what I assume was... being a gorilla who can't ride a bike?! I'm still blissfully unaware what was wrong with it, or how it could be related to another players IRL impediments I know nothing about:

[image: gph.is][image: media.giphy.com]

(^ N.B. If this GIF offends you, it ain't my problem, I don't know you, or any gorillas who can't ride bikes outside of Torn. Stop being so sensitive, the world isn't out to get you, you just have a shitty attitude towards life because it doesn't magically fall into place for you.)

Here's the second reason I got my first 3 days of Fed..

*Staff Edit*

If you are warned for something once, posting the warning will make it no less of a harassment.

I won't go into the fact that the image used was heavily modified and cropped (in a non-offensive way), nor the fair-use law of non-commercial usage of non-copyright material, or the fact that the Daily Star did not respond to my RFI which I assume means the image was free to use. BUT I will concede that new GDPR rulings mean Torn seriously needs to cover its ass, so if you want anything removing, like someone making sad references to you on their profile signature, just cry copyright like a baby and they'll take it down...

So I ended up in Fed for 3 days, whilst I was away for a long weekend, and came back to do some usual forum splurging, no notification of having served any fed time (I believe that last part should change).

As I often like to pop open a craft ale and browse through the endless piles of crap that the forum produces, I did just that and decided in my INFINITE wisdom to post what I believed was a relatively humorous comment (as you'll see from the content) about Ched.

I will NOT be repeating the comment, I leave it up to your own imagination. I do not endorse IRL harassment on the game, nor did I, or do I believe the comment to be factual in any way, it was clearly meant in a funny manner, and I apologise to Chedburn for outrageous slander. 

 This was considered a THIRD harassment rule breach within a certain grace/cool-off period, which resulted in a week of Federal Jail!

I know 500 words is a lot for some of you, so TL;DR: Here's how you can easily end up in Fed for a week and push the limits of the game owner's humour...

As below, do enjoy...

[image: i.imgur.com]

Ended up in Hospital... for unknown reason. · · 6 likes


This is Bonkers, Chedburn this could be a seriously big bug/issue.

9* Oil Rig - 100k MAN 1.5M (1 SPACE) · · 2 likes


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Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? · · 1 like

I think you’ll be shocked to hear it, because it happens s outdoors, but manure spreads are vital to the excellent organic food produce by our nations farmers.

Feeding the Nation during this pandemic is a VITAL role, all the while some people are just furloughed on Torn.

Farmers like myself are keeping you healthy with our muck spreaders, tractors and long hours, doing real work for real people. Then we come here and give even more.

I don’t mind you being very angry and projecting on a children’s game like Torn, but please DO NOT offend our nations farmers.

So inconsiderate, I think you should apologise for discrimination. Hating FARMERS? That’s really disappointing to hear.

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? ·

I think there is a translation error?

Thank you for your post! Peace be to you. Amen xx

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? · · 1 like

Love this!!

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? ·

Hahaha why you so REKT? I think you’re still unhappy that you don’t get invited to the management meetings at the Souk?

I just gave my Dual Hammers away last time I was on. You’re here de-railing feel good posts for internet points.

Not sure why you keep talking about rehab whenever you try to offend people, please don’t take drugs IRL if you do, it’s a bad habit and can cause serious medical issues and even death.

i will send you torn cash to maybe stop your addictive personality, if this game helps to stop the drug use.

peace love and Jesus to all.

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? ·

Now, after you've all decided to try and de-rail my thread.

BACK TO BEING NICE PLEASE.

Today I helped a n00b buy his first Palace. Pretty LAVISH for 1 day old.

Thanks Aldous.

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? ·

OH U R REKT AND TRIGGERED.






FAKE NEWS.




I'm not talking to BoDzing0 because I respect the block features. People crying Harassment because they have no way to block the TRUTH.

Look at this garbage 'innocent victims' hahahaha what a pitiful fool.

Such a *****rdly varlet, forever at the souk parteh.

"I didn't lose anything in Trotsky's theft..."

...yet I Trotsky once owned and led UNT, and then from nowhere?! some ratnubian fake biker who loves the taste and mouth feel became the leader...

Like DAVID COPPERFIELD my friends, there is always more than meets the eye behind the fur coat.

I'm sure that was LEGITIMATE. HAHAHAHAHAH (nope).

Perhaps they deserved it and I just gave it to them?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH torn.dad

Oh Kingstown's Scammer On A LEASH (KSOAL)


A nice acronym for sure, use it plentifully, I am positive some CLEVER people will try to create their own, with their shitty naming and lovely imagery that is about me. They want me to be famous, to hide their vapid credibility.

Stole from Me, Stole from Him, Stole from Factions, Paid IRL cash for In Game Favours From Her IRL Friends....

The Truth is out there.

This stain will always be seen.

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? · · 4 likes

This guy is worth responding to.

If you really need a good bedtime story, just try talking to Richard.

Richard who for YEARS was the laziest chainer, who munched the factions Xanax and chained as little as possible.

I once asked Richard... "Rich, what's your favourite type flavour of crisps?"

His answer:

READY SALTED

Dead.

Torn the movie · · 3 likes

Google "The $50Bn Heist" it's a Lev Davidovich Bronstein ...

CLASSIC.

dirdychimp is a scammer ·

nnnnooooooooooooœ555555

Best time to read my book The Book:Winking To Win? · · 1 like

Now. QUICK

$850m Giveaway · · 1 like

Reminds me of someone special.
Can't say who... but I'm sure if someone GUESSED in a post I might be able to be MORE LAVISH

Past player question ·

I'm back...

Has Torn influenced you to try a drug in real life · · 3 likes

Trip you're a drug to me. <3

Joei darma conclusion · · 1 like

https://prnt.sc/s9dg0r

TEMPT ME.

Joei darma conclusion · · 1 like

Hu the fuh r yuh?

Subscriber gifts · · 1 like

I subscribe to the truth that Kingstown scammed UNT and restarted and he's just a multi of the accused perp!

$850m Giveaway · · 1 like

MANNNNN who am I gonna give all this cash tooooooooo?!

Redeem Team Defeats Cristen (DUDE 1 Cristen 0) · · 1 like

Joei is the real MVP.

Nicest thing you've ever done in? Torn Why? ·

You ALL love the taste and mouth feel of attention. I made you, UNT and then usurped the blind insanity of all your FAKE lives.

Stupid-est thing you've done (on Torn) ·

Yep, that sounds like the kind of thing you'd do.

Not the learning part though.