Confiscated [2445488] Level 30
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Looking for any job not bothered so much about the company type, I'm just in need of a good salary to make some extra side income.
I'm active daily and always keep my drug addiction down.
Please message me with the offered salary, thanks!
TORN · STOCK MARKET · USERSCRIPT
INSIDER
📈 STOCK BENEFIT OPTIMIZER 💵
"It knows the market better than you do."
Torn's stock benefits pay real money — but working out which stocks, how many shares, and in what order is fiddly maths most people never bother with.
INSIDER does it for you. Type a budget and it builds the strongest benefit portfolio it can find for your money, priced on live market data, with one-click buying built in.
| Type a budget GET THE BEST PORTFOLIO | 1 click = 1 action RULES COMPLIANT | Free forever DESKTOP & PDA |
Tampermonkey (desktop) & Torn PDA (mobile) · one script, both platforms
created by Confiscated [2445488]
The STASH bar, in the Stock Market title row.
💰 THE OPTIMIZER
🧮 Greedy best-block engine. It knows the block maths — every extra block of the same stock costs double but pays the same — so it always buys whichever stock's NEXT block earns the most per dollar until your budget runs out (and it knows where blocks cap out, like MCS at 10). The order it shows is the order you'd want to buy in.
💵 Real prices, not guesses. Live share prices; item benefits (Feathery Hotel Coupons, Six-Packs, Drug Packs…) valued at the cheapest live Item Market listing, points at the live points market.
🧾 Counts what you already own. Your shares are paid-up progress toward blocks, so the plan only buys the gap — and tells you when finishing a part-filled block beats selling it.
📊 Full breakdown up front. Daily / weekly / monthly / yearly income, ROI %/yr, exact shares and cost per stock. Type 4b, 750m, 5k or 5,000,000 — all understood.
🏦 MONEY BEYOND YOUR WALLET
🏠 Vault, armory & bank balances. Your property vault, faction armory money and city-bank investment shown right under the budget box. Tap any figure to add it to your budget — never auto-included, since that money must be withdrawn before it can buy stocks. Needs a Limited API key; on a Public key a clear badge explains what's locked, everything else keeps working.
🏦 Bank-payout planner. Investment maturing? One tap on plan the payout shows exactly which blocks that money best buys at today's prices.
⚖️ Bank vs stocks verdict on every scan. Every plan ends with a verdict: do your blocks beat a maxed bank investment (~16%/yr with merits + TCI), does the bank beat them — or does only the plan's weakest block lose to the bank, in which case it suggests banking the tail. Your money always lands where it earns most.
📈 TAKE PROFIT
✂️ TRIM — profit without touching a benefit. A stock you hold blocks in is trading above your average bought price? TRIM sells only the excess shares above your benefit blocks (or perk requirement). The block floor is subtracted before a single share is offered — selling the full TRIM amount can never drop you below a benefit threshold.
💰 TAKE PROFIT — clear dead positions in the green. Shares with no complete block and no held perk earn you nothing — when they're above your buy price, one row sells the lot and banks the profit. Protected stocks you're deliberately accumulating are skipped.
⚡ Reinvest into more passive income. Results end with the cash freed, your locked-in profit, the best next blocks to work toward (cost, payback, +$/day) — and a one-tap button that plans the optimal blocks for exactly that amount. Sell high, buy income.
🎚 Your threshold. Only suggests sells above your chosen profit margin (default 5%). Profit comes from your real average bought price, read from your API transaction history — needs a Limited key, zero extra API calls.
🔀 AUTO-REALLOCATE
One checkbox analyses everything you hold. Your whole portfolio is valued at live prices and re-planned from scratch — a sell list and a buy list, with before → after income.
No pointless churn. A sell only appears if its cash actually funds a better buy; micro-drift gains are ignored rather than dressed up as a plan.
💵 Fully funded, fee included. Protected stocks and benefits it can't price are pinned in place BEFORE the plan is drawn, and the buy list only ever spends what the sells actually deliver — net of Torn's 0.1% selling fee. No plan you can't afford to execute.
🏆 Knows when you've won. Already optimal? It says so, and lists the best next blocks to save toward — cost, payback time and income each would add. Finish every trade and it shows your exact before → after gain.
⚡ TRADING
One-click buys and sells. First click shows the exact money moving, second click sends one trade through Torn's own endpoint. Actioned rows tick ✓ and clear themselves from the list.
🔒 STASH. Lives in the Stock Market title bar. About to be mugged? One click dumps your entire wallet into your chosen stock instantly — wallet and price read straight off the page, zero delay.
↘ WITHDRAW. The other half of STASH, right beside it — sells that position back to cash. Benefit shares are never included: complete blocks and held perk requirements are subtracted before a single share is offered. First click arms and states the exact size, second click sends one sell.
↕️ Sortable STASH list. Order the stock picker your way: CHEAPEST (default), A–Z, MOST OWNED, HELD FIRST or 24H % movement. Your choice sticks, and re-sorting never silently changes which stock the button targets.
💸 Cheapest cash-out planner. Need cash for a property or upgrade? Type the amount and it sells whatever loses the least income per dollar freed: dead excess shares first, weakest blocks last.
🛡 SAFETY
Protected stocks. Major perks (TCI bank interest, WSU education, IST free courses, WLT — and MCS free meals, top value for anyone converting energy into money) are protected by default — their benefit is never offered for sale, only excess shares. Protect or release any stock with one click.
Benefits without a price tag still count. MCS Energy, EVL Happy, CBD Nerve — real active benefits no market can price. Their blocks are treated as real benefit blocks everywhere: never labelled "excess", never quietly sold to fund something else, and flagged loudly if a sell would cost one.
Fee-honest numbers. Every sell, profit and cash-out figure is net of Torn's 0.1% selling fee — what you see is what actually lands in your wallet.
Every sell states its price. "Loses 2 benefit blocks — $9.6m/day", "you HOLD this perk — selling loses it", or confirms it's benefit-free excess.
Checks you before you cash up. Not at full life? Bounties on your head? In hospital or jail? Sell buttons grey out with the reason — unlock them with an acknowledgement tick when you know what you're doing.
🔔 ALWAYS WATCHING
💰 Benefit-ready alerts. A green pip on the side tab counts benefits ready to collect — money on the table you'd otherwise forget.
🔔 Reshuffle watchdog (opt-in). Quietly re-checks your allocation when you visit (max every 6h) and turns the tab red when reallocating would beat your threshold. A stale-scan reminder nudges you after 24h.
📊 ANALYTICS
Live earnings tracker. Estimated benefits earned since you started, ticking in real time, with your rate per day / week / month / year. Survives reloads, and keeps your last reshuffle's before → after on record.
Real collections (optional). A Full-access key can sync actual collections from your activity log for a verified lifetime record. Entirely optional — everything else works without it.
📱 SETUP
Desktop: Install via Tampermonkey, open the stocks page, paste your API key once — Public is enough for planning; Limited also unlocks vault / armory / bank tracking and the profit scanner. Trades use your logged-in session, never the key.
Torn PDA: Add the script in PDA's userscript settings — your key is injected automatically, zero setup, full mobile layout included. Starts whenever you land on Stocks (even navigating there later) and cleans itself up completely when you leave the page.
✔ Within Torn's scripting rules (1 click = 1 action). Every Buy, Sell and Stash sends exactly one trade per deliberate click, through the same endpoint Torn's own buttons use. Nothing automated, nothing in the background. Planning is read-only API use; your key never leaves your device.
❓ FAQ
Why does it skip stocks like TCI or WSU?
Perk benefits have no clean dollar value, so they can't compete in a money optimiser — and they're protected by default so the perk is never sold out from under you.
Can TRIM / TAKE PROFIT break my benefit block?
No — structurally impossible. The shares your blocks and perks need are subtracted before anything is offered for sale, so selling the full suggested amount always leaves every benefit intact. TAKE PROFIT only ever fires on positions holding no block at all.
It says "LIMITED API KEY REQUIRED" under the budget box?
Vault, armory and bank balances — and the profit scanner's bought prices — can't be read with a Public key. Create a Limited key in API preferences and swap it via change key — or ignore it, everything else works fine on Public.
The income numbers changed since yesterday?
Benefit items and points are valued at live listings — prices move. Re-scan before spending; repeat runs within 10 minutes reuse cached data and are instant.
How many API calls does it use?
~13 per scan, paced 750ms apart — well inside Torn's shared 100/min budget — and failed calls back off instead of retrying hot. The benefit-ready pip and holdings detection are free DOM reads (and only run while the tab is actually on screen).
🛠 Need a custom script? Whatever the idea, if it's possible inside Torn's rules I'll build it — private, made for you alone. Contact me for a quote.
💚 Free forever — if it earns you something, a tip to Confiscated [2445488] is always appreciated.
🐛 Bugs, feedback or suggestions — message me directly, every one gets read.
Looking for any high paying job, I'm more interested in high salary at the moment rather than company benefits as I've got PI rent to pay daily and other daily outgoings I need to cover.
~ I have 10 EE Merits & Always keep my drug addiction down.
I'm active daily and able to stay in the company long term to help it grow.
Please PM me with daily salary offer, thank you!
When betting on 3-way ordinary time on football matches, is this the score up until 90 mins or does this also include extra time?
I was under the impression it was up to 90 mins, however a game I've just bet on had a goal on 91st minute and it classed the final score as 2-2 rather than 2-1 (it was 2-1 up until 90 mins).
I might be getting it wrong, just thought I'd check before I report it.
You lost your $xxxx Paris Saint-Germain (3-Way Ordinary time) bet on Paris Saint-Germain v Monaco
22:02:07
Is ordinary time not up to 90 mins? It was 2-1 up until 90 mins the equalizer was scored at 91 mins, or is ordinary time on here including extra time too?..
Quick response & very easy to trade with, thanks again!
This you? Begging new players for money?
Again, this is a free script, enlighten me on how this is a 'slopshit scam' - Have a nice day :) 
I've only just realised who you were which makes sense considering the DMs you've been sending to thomsoNN, I'll not waste my energy responding to you further, have a nice day :)
You do realise that's a thread image placeholder? If I have to start adding notes to images just for people like you to realise, I guess I'll have to do that 
Too much to read, not reading all that, enjoy your day.
This is a free script thread, not a sales thread, take your drama elsewhere, in future don't place bounties on people because they don't reply to you instantly, I've got many people I have to deal with daily, your not the only one. - You've now lost my support the second you placed a bounty, have a nice day.
Ghost565 has placed 7 bounties on you with rewards of $400,000
Ghost565 has placed 3 bounties on you with rewards of $300,000 and the reason: reply to me !!
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UPDATE
INSIDER v1.4.0
The accuracy update, and a way back out — with thanks to Torn staff for a detailed review of the script. Every point they raised is addressed below.
↘ NEW: ONE-CLICK WITHDRAW
STASH finally has its other half.
STASH dumps your wallet into a stock in one click. WITHDRAW sits right beside it and sells that position back to cash. No more working out that the way home was a dollar figure typed into the cash-out planner.
Benefit shares are never in the sale.
WITHDRAW subtracts every complete benefit block — and any held perk requirement — before it offers a single share, the same floor the TRIM scanner respects. One panicked click cannot cost you a benefit. Breaking one is still possible, deliberately, through the cash-out planner.
Two clicks, exact numbers.
The first click arms and states the precise share count and the cash it returns; the second sends ONE sell. Holdings also update the instant a trade goes through, so STASH → WITHDRAW works immediately instead of waiting on a page reload.
🔍 TRADES THAT TELL YOU WHAT WENT WRONG - Error Logging
One error message became six honest ones.
Torn refuses a trade by serving a web page rather than a result, and it does that for several different reasons. All of them used to surface as "your session or its security token has gone stale — refresh the page" — advice no amount of refreshing or re-logging could ever satisfy, because the real cause was usually something else. Each cause is now identified and named: being in hospital, jail or traveling, being logged out, a Cloudflare check, Torn rate-limiting you, or a genuinely stale security token. Every message says plainly that nothing was traded, and the full technical detail is written to the browser console for bug reports.
Your state is re-checked when you press the button.
Not when the plan was drawn. A plan can sit on screen for a long while — and a stash is usually made moments before you get hospitalised. The trade is now stopped before it is sent, with the state named. If your status cannot be read at all, the script says so rather than quietly assuming you are fine.
Clearer scans.
An empty "Scan portfolio" result now explains that this scan only plans buys, and points at Scan for profit and Plan the cheapest cash-out for selling.
💵 MORE ACCURATE MONEY MATHS
Torn's 0.1% selling fee is now in every figure.
Sell values, TRIM / TAKE PROFIT gains, cash-out totals and reallocation funding are all net of the fee — what you see is what actually lands in your wallet.
Reallocation plans are now fully self-funding.
Protected stocks and unpriced benefits are pinned in place BEFORE the plan is drawn, and the buy list only spends what the sells actually deliver (fee included). The watchdog uses the same maths. No more plans the sales can't finance.
MCS block cap respected.
MCS pays out for a maximum of 10 benefit blocks — the optimiser, income tracker and every block count now stop there instead of valuing shares that pay nothing.
🛡 STRONGER BENEFIT PROTECTION
Benefits without a price tag are now fully protected.
MCS Energy, EVL Happy and CBD Nerve are real active benefits no market can price. Their blocks were previously at risk of being labelled sellable excess — now they're treated as real benefit blocks in every sell decision: cash-out, profit-taking, reallocation and protection floors.
Education stock protection fixed (ISTC → IST).
The default-protection list used the wrong acronym, so IST was silently never protected. Fixed — existing installs get it added automatically on their next scan.
Fresh holdings after every trade.
Completing a trade now marks the script's own market data stale, so the very next scan re-reads your holdings instead of planning on pre-trade numbers.
🤝 SAFER & POLITER
Gentler API pacing. Calls now run 750ms apart (was 600ms) with proper backoff after errors — more headroom inside Torn's shared 100-calls/min budget for your other tools.
Torn-rule housekeeping. Benefit-ready alerts only run while the page is visible and focused, and the automatic page refresh after a trade has been removed — reload to see Torn's own numbers update.
Proper Torn PDA navigation. The script now starts whenever you navigate to Stocks — however you get there — and removes its UI, timers and handlers completely when you leave the page.
Honest wording. The optimiser is a very strong greedy engine, but "mathematically best" was too strong a claim — it now says what it is: near-optimal, at live prices.
Update via Greasy Fork — Tampermonkey updates automatically; Torn PDA users re-paste the script once.
🐛 Feedback and bug reports to Confiscated [2445488] — every message gets read.
UPDATE · CHANGELOG
INSIDER v1.2.1
📈 STOCK BENEFIT OPTIMIZER 💵
Another feedback-driven update: profit-taking, done the safe way — lock in gains without ever risking a benefit block.
✨ NEW
✂️ TRIM — take profit without touching a single benefit. New TAKE PROFIT section in the panel. When a stock you hold blocks in is trading above your average bought price, TRIM offers to sell only the excess shares above your benefit blocks (or perk requirement). The block floor is subtracted before a single share is offered — selling the full TRIM amount can never drop you below a benefit threshold. Every row shows your avg buy price, the % gain and the exact profit it locks in.
💰 TAKE PROFIT — clear dead positions in the green. Holding shares with no complete benefit block and no held perk? They earn you nothing — so when they're above your buy price, one row sells the lot and banks the profit. Protected stocks you're deliberately accumulating are skipped entirely.
⚡ Reinvest into more passive income. Profit results end with the total cash freed, your locked-in profit, the best next blocks to work toward (cost, payback time, +$/day each) — and a one-tap button that plans the optimal blocks for exactly the amount you just freed. Sell high, buy income.
🎚 Your threshold, your call. Only suggests sells above your chosen profit margin (default 5%) — no noise from positions up 0.3%. Setting is remembered, Enter-to-scan.
🔧 FIXED
Locked buy buttons were labelled "Sell". In the reallocate view, a buy row greyed out by the safety warnings showed "🔒 Sell" — and after ticking the acknowledgement, "⚡ Sell" — even though it was a buy. Label only: the button always sent the correct buy, so no wrong trades were ever possible. Locked rows now read 🔒 Buy / 🔒 Sell correctly.
📝 NOTES
Real profit, not guesswork. Profit is calculated from your actual average bought price, read from your transaction history via the API — not today's price arrows. Needs a Limited API key (same as vault/bank tracking); on a Public key the scanner explains what's missing and everything else keeps working. Zero extra API calls — it rides along with the existing holdings read.
Same safety rails as every sell. Two-click confirm showing the exact money moving, life / bounty / hospital warnings with an acknowledgement unlock, and 1 click = 1 action throughout.
🦊 UPDATE / INSTALL ON GREASY FORK
Already installed? Tampermonkey picks the update up automatically — or reinstall from the link. Torn PDA: re-add the script.
💚 Free forever — if it earns you something, a tip to Confiscated [2445488] is always appreciated.
🐛 Bugs, feedback or suggestions — message me directly, every one shapes the next version.
Hi! If you go to the stock market page you should see the below icon on the left-hand side of your screen, click that to open the UI.
Please open a chat with me if you still have issues, I'll assist further :)
UPDATE · CHANGELOG
INSIDER v1.1.0
📈 STOCK BENEFIT OPTIMIZER 💵
Biggest update yet — and almost all of it came from your feedback. Keep it coming: every message gets read, and good ideas end up right here.
✨ NEW
🏠 Vault, armory & bank awareness. The panel now shows your property vault balance, faction armory money and city-bank investment right under the budget box. Tap any figure to add it to your budget — never auto-included, since that money has to be withdrawn before it can buy stocks. Needs a Limited API key; on a Public key a clear badge explains what's locked, and everything else keeps working.
🏦 Bank-payout planner + bank vs stocks verdict. Got a bank investment maturing? One tap on plan the payout shows exactly which blocks that money best buys at today's prices. And EVERY scan now ends with a verdict: whether your blocks beat a maxed bank investment (~16%/yr with merits + TCI), whether the bank beats them — or whether only the plan's weakest block loses to the bank, in which case it tells you to bank the tail. Your money always lands where it earns most.
🔒 STASH list, your way. New sort dropdown next to the STASH bar: CHEAPEST (still the default), A–Z, MOST OWNED, HELD FIRST or 24H % movement. Your choice sticks, and re-sorting never silently changes which stock the button targets.
🛡 MCS protected by default. McSmoogle's free meals are some of the best value in the game for anyone converting energy into money — merc contracts, war hits, training services. Its benefit now joins TCI, WSU, ISTC and WLT as never-sold-by-default. Existing users get it added once; anything you've deliberately unprotected stays unprotected.
⚠ Clearer error messages. Hit Scan without a budget and it now tells you loudly — bold red message, red input box — instead of a quiet grey line that was easy to miss. Same for the cash-out planner and every failed scan. The red clears itself the moment you fix it.
🔧 FIXED
Scrolling ticker removed — performance fixed. Several of you reported the page slowing down the longer the panel stayed open. The culprit was the animated price tape in the header — its constant redraws degraded performance over time. It's gone, and the panel now stays fast no matter how long you leave it open. (Live prices still power everything under the hood.)
🦊 UPDATE / INSTALL ON GREASY FORK
Already installed? Tampermonkey picks the update up automatically — or reinstall from the link. Torn PDA: re-add the script.
💚 Free forever — if it earns you something, a tip to Confiscated [2445488] is always appreciated.
🐛 Bugs, feedback or suggestions — message me directly, this whole update exists because someone did.
RESERVED
RESERVED
TORN · STOCK MARKET · USERSCRIPT
INSIDER
📈 STOCK BENEFIT OPTIMIZER 💵
"It knows the market better than you do."
Torn's stock benefits pay real money — but working out which stocks, how many shares, and in what order is fiddly maths most people never bother with.
INSIDER does it for you. Type a budget and it builds the strongest benefit portfolio it can find for your money, priced on live market data, with one-click buying built in.
| Type a budget GET THE BEST PORTFOLIO | 1 click = 1 action RULES COMPLIANT | Free forever DESKTOP & PDA |
Tampermonkey (desktop) & Torn PDA (mobile) · one script, both platforms
created by Confiscated [2445488]
The STASH bar, in the Stock Market title row.
💰 THE OPTIMIZER
🧮 Greedy best-block engine. It knows the block maths — every extra block of the same stock costs double but pays the same — so it always buys whichever stock's NEXT block earns the most per dollar until your budget runs out (and it knows where blocks cap out, like MCS at 10). The order it shows is the order you'd want to buy in.
💵 Real prices, not guesses. Live share prices; item benefits (Feathery Hotel Coupons, Six-Packs, Drug Packs…) valued at the cheapest live Item Market listing, points at the live points market.
🧾 Counts what you already own. Your shares are paid-up progress toward blocks, so the plan only buys the gap — and tells you when finishing a part-filled block beats selling it.
📊 Full breakdown up front. Daily / weekly / monthly / yearly income, ROI %/yr, exact shares and cost per stock. Type 4b, 750m, 5k or 5,000,000 — all understood.
🏦 MONEY BEYOND YOUR WALLET
🏠 Vault, armory & bank balances. Your property vault, faction armory money and city-bank investment shown right under the budget box. Tap any figure to add it to your budget — never auto-included, since that money must be withdrawn before it can buy stocks. Needs a Limited API key; on a Public key a clear badge explains what's locked, everything else keeps working.
🏦 Bank-payout planner. Investment maturing? One tap on plan the payout shows exactly which blocks that money best buys at today's prices.
⚖️ Bank vs stocks verdict on every scan. Every plan ends with a verdict: do your blocks beat a maxed bank investment (~16%/yr with merits + TCI), does the bank beat them — or does only the plan's weakest block lose to the bank, in which case it suggests banking the tail. Your money always lands where it earns most.
📈 TAKE PROFIT
✂️ TRIM — profit without touching a benefit. A stock you hold blocks in is trading above your average bought price? TRIM sells only the excess shares above your benefit blocks (or perk requirement). The block floor is subtracted before a single share is offered — selling the full TRIM amount can never drop you below a benefit threshold.
💰 TAKE PROFIT — clear dead positions in the green. Shares with no complete block and no held perk earn you nothing — when they're above your buy price, one row sells the lot and banks the profit. Protected stocks you're deliberately accumulating are skipped.
⚡ Reinvest into more passive income. Results end with the cash freed, your locked-in profit, the best next blocks to work toward (cost, payback, +$/day) — and a one-tap button that plans the optimal blocks for exactly that amount. Sell high, buy income.
🎚 Your threshold. Only suggests sells above your chosen profit margin (default 5%). Profit comes from your real average bought price, read from your API transaction history — needs a Limited key, zero extra API calls.
🔀 AUTO-REALLOCATE
One checkbox analyses everything you hold. Your whole portfolio is valued at live prices and re-planned from scratch — a sell list and a buy list, with before → after income.
No pointless churn. A sell only appears if its cash actually funds a better buy; micro-drift gains are ignored rather than dressed up as a plan.
💵 Fully funded, fee included. Protected stocks and benefits it can't price are pinned in place BEFORE the plan is drawn, and the buy list only ever spends what the sells actually deliver — net of Torn's 0.1% selling fee. No plan you can't afford to execute.
🏆 Knows when you've won. Already optimal? It says so, and lists the best next blocks to save toward — cost, payback time and income each would add. Finish every trade and it shows your exact before → after gain.
⚡ TRADING
One-click buys and sells. First click shows the exact money moving, second click sends one trade through Torn's own endpoint. Actioned rows tick ✓ and clear themselves from the list.
🔒 STASH. Lives in the Stock Market title bar. About to be mugged? One click dumps your entire wallet into your chosen stock instantly — wallet and price read straight off the page, zero delay.
↘ WITHDRAW. The other half of STASH, right beside it — sells that position back to cash. Benefit shares are never included: complete blocks and held perk requirements are subtracted before a single share is offered. First click arms and states the exact size, second click sends one sell.
↕️ Sortable STASH list. Order the stock picker your way: CHEAPEST (default), A–Z, MOST OWNED, HELD FIRST or 24H % movement. Your choice sticks, and re-sorting never silently changes which stock the button targets.
💸 Cheapest cash-out planner. Need cash for a property or upgrade? Type the amount and it sells whatever loses the least income per dollar freed: dead excess shares first, weakest blocks last.
🛡 SAFETY
Protected stocks. Major perks (TCI bank interest, WSU education, IST free courses, WLT — and MCS free meals, top value for anyone converting energy into money) are protected by default — their benefit is never offered for sale, only excess shares. Protect or release any stock with one click.
Benefits without a price tag still count. MCS Energy, EVL Happy, CBD Nerve — real active benefits no market can price. Their blocks are treated as real benefit blocks everywhere: never labelled "excess", never quietly sold to fund something else, and flagged loudly if a sell would cost one.
Fee-honest numbers. Every sell, profit and cash-out figure is net of Torn's 0.1% selling fee — what you see is what actually lands in your wallet.
Every sell states its price. "Loses 2 benefit blocks — $9.6m/day", "you HOLD this perk — selling loses it", or confirms it's benefit-free excess.
Checks you before you cash up. Not at full life? Bounties on your head? In hospital or jail? Sell buttons grey out with the reason — unlock them with an acknowledgement tick when you know what you're doing.
🔔 ALWAYS WATCHING
💰 Benefit-ready alerts. A green pip on the side tab counts benefits ready to collect — money on the table you'd otherwise forget.
🔔 Reshuffle watchdog (opt-in). Quietly re-checks your allocation when you visit (max every 6h) and turns the tab red when reallocating would beat your threshold. A stale-scan reminder nudges you after 24h.
📊 ANALYTICS
Live earnings tracker. Estimated benefits earned since you started, ticking in real time, with your rate per day / week / month / year. Survives reloads, and keeps your last reshuffle's before → after on record.
Real collections (optional). A Full-access key can sync actual collections from your activity log for a verified lifetime record. Entirely optional — everything else works without it.
📱 SETUP
Desktop: Install via Tampermonkey, open the stocks page, paste your API key once — Public is enough for planning; Limited also unlocks vault / armory / bank tracking and the profit scanner. Trades use your logged-in session, never the key.
Torn PDA: Add the script in PDA's userscript settings — your key is injected automatically, zero setup, full mobile layout included. Starts whenever you land on Stocks (even navigating there later) and cleans itself up completely when you leave the page.
✔ Within Torn's scripting rules (1 click = 1 action). Every Buy, Sell and Stash sends exactly one trade per deliberate click, through the same endpoint Torn's own buttons use. Nothing automated, nothing in the background. Planning is read-only API use; your key never leaves your device.
❓ FAQ
Why does it skip stocks like TCI or WSU?
Perk benefits have no clean dollar value, so they can't compete in a money optimiser — and they're protected by default so the perk is never sold out from under you.
Can TRIM / TAKE PROFIT break my benefit block?
No — structurally impossible. The shares your blocks and perks need are subtracted before anything is offered for sale, so selling the full suggested amount always leaves every benefit intact. TAKE PROFIT only ever fires on positions holding no block at all.
It says "LIMITED API KEY REQUIRED" under the budget box?
Vault, armory and bank balances — and the profit scanner's bought prices — can't be read with a Public key. Create a Limited key in API preferences and swap it via change key — or ignore it, everything else works fine on Public.
The income numbers changed since yesterday?
Benefit items and points are valued at live listings — prices move. Re-scan before spending; repeat runs within 10 minutes reuse cached data and are instant.
How many API calls does it use?
~13 per scan, paced 750ms apart — well inside Torn's shared 100/min budget — and failed calls back off instead of retrying hot. The benefit-ready pip and holdings detection are free DOM reads (and only run while the tab is actually on screen).
🛠 Need a custom script? Whatever the idea, if it's possible inside Torn's rules I'll build it — private, made for you alone. Contact me for a quote.
💚 Free forever — if it earns you something, a tip to Confiscated [2445488] is always appreciated.
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Looking for any decent paying job for the remainder of my book usage.
Book: Brown nosing the boss (13 days 2 hours remaining)
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INT: 9,096
END: 31,397
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Looking for any company willing to pay for me to stay active 30 days with my brown-nosing the boss book activated.
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Looking for 10m/day - DM me!
Active daily / No Drug Use / Willing to stay employed for whole 30 days
Job Stats:
Manual labor 43,378
Intelligence 8,991
Endurance 29,726
Total 82,095
Perks:
Merits: 10 Employee Effectiveness
Education: + 12% employee effectiveness
Book: Brown-nosing the boss (30 days)
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When betting on 3-way ordinary time on football matches, is this the score up until 90 mins or does this also include extra time?
I was under the impression it was up to 90 mins, however a game I've just bet on had a goal on 91st minute and it classed the final score as 2-2 rather than 2-1 (it was 2-1 up until 90 mins).
I might be getting it wrong, just thought I'd check before I report it.
You lost your $xxxx Paris Saint-Germain (3-Way Ordinary time) bet on Paris Saint-Germain v Monaco
22:02:07
Is ordinary time not up to 90 mins? It was 2-1 up until 90 mins the equalizer was scored at 91 mins, or is ordinary time on here including extra time too?..