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Random grenade giveaway! (closed) · · 11 likes

Since I was a little boy, my mother told me the best way to grind karma was to do a free giveaway.
Here, take some grenades.

How it works:
- Every 5th post, I will send the poster between 1 and 50 grenades.
- If you include a meme related to Torn, I'll send between 1 and 100.
- The number will be determined by a random number generator.
- You are allowed 2 posts per page, but no consecutive posts.

Total grenades given away: 546

Note: Please be aware of other people's posts. Some people have broken the rules, whether they posted twice in a row, or more than 2 times in the same page

By the way, I started trading so......... Let me buy your stuff lol
Thread: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=10&t=16143276&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=20021680

Winners:

MARB - 33
[image: i.imgur.com]

IAmTheBleh - 5
[image: i.imgur.com]

LordOfPears - 14
[image: i.imgur.com]

Mad_Ninja - 11
Forgot to take a screenshot *sigh*

XGCaesar - 84
[image: i.imgur.com]

Mad_Ninja - 36
[image: i.imgur.com]

IAmTheBleh - 27
[image: i.imgur.com]

MARB - 82
[image: i.imgur.com]

ILI_LIL - 32
[image: i.imgur.com]

Kay420 - 19
[image: i.imgur.com]

Adingo8mybaby - 23
[image: i.imgur.com]

LordOfPears - 38
[image: i.imgur.com]

DedeSilver - 7
[image: i.imgur.com]

Yame - 26
[image: i.imgur.com]
Yame - 3
[image: i.imgur.com]

MARB - 7
[image: i.imgur.com]

xHotBodyx - 22
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golub - 38
[image: i.imgur.com]

taliahope - 16
[image: i.imgur.com]

Roadoilers - 23
[image: i.imgur.com]

Crispy's Trades · · 14 likes

Crispy Trades



I'm buying almost everything you have!
My prices are high, but my customer satisfaction is always higher!

No buy mugging, fair prices, quick trades


I do not have a price list, as market prices always change


Instead, I have a percentage system.
Prices range from 92% market price, to 99.75% market price.


The more the item costs, the more percentage.


Prices:



[image: i.imgur.com]



Exceptions are made for Xanax, plushies, and flowers
Buying plushies and flowers for 95% market price, and 97% in bulk (50 or more)
Buying Xanax at 98.5% market price


If another trader has a higher offering price, show me their pricing
list and I'll try to make my price higher than theirs.



My other threads:


Graphics thread

[Deleted] · · 3 likes

Yeah and even if it's not a give away, and a raffle

34 million is a pretty big difference

I don't care if you were collecting like 2 million

but 34m is a lot for a prize worth 26m

Grave · · 11 likes

Grave

Make an Advertisement for Torn Win 100M · · 2 likes

(Click here)

Spent like 2 hours on this.

Script:

Introducing the all new, Torn app.

With new software technologies, Torn enhances the strength of your device.

By inputting a carefully made code, your device can now detect when water enters the system, and plug the entrance to the battery, creating a waterproof barrier.

Because of this, you can drop your phone into a pool and it will be as good as new.

Not only that, Torn can also help your device withstand drops from extreme heights.

When your phone senses a sudden drop in altitude, Torn will automatically command the wiring of your device to push on the exterior casing. Once broken, it will catch the case and create a military grade parachute.

Your device will be saved, as the parachute increases the drag just enough to land safely.

Even if your phone is traveling too fast towards the ground, the Torn app can create landing gear with our “Donator Pack” upgrade. If Torn senses that the altitude is still dropping too fast, it will deploy quad wheels on the corners of the phone, pre-made when you download.

Here at Torn, safety is first and we care for the well being of your device. Free to use, our app has saved the devices of over 6.9 million users. Tonight, you should sleep well knowing your phone will endure a fall from the stratosphere.

Torn. Download today

Recent archived posts

Crispy's Graphics · · 2 likes

[image: i.imgur.com]

Hey! I am making graphics for a price.


A quick disclaimer though: I'm not a professional and I make relatively crappy graphics
Also, all images come from google but I Photoshop them to make them somewhat custom.
I'm looking to improve, so if you have any tips, direct mail them to me
Examples can be found in my profile signature


Current status: Selling


Prices

Animated graphics are $3,000,000 extra

Faction descriptions: $12,000,000

Banners: $7,000,000

Forum signatures: $7,000,000

Profile images: $5,000,000

Logos: $3,000,000

Don't see what you want here? Everything else is negotiable


How do you know I'm scam free?
I accept half the pay after you see the image, and half after I remove the watermark.
My service is scam-free, quick, and friendly


Generous Tippers

Top tipper: MAG - $60,000,000

KingAssasin18 - $50,000,000

Brewski - $10,000,000

AbirHasnat - $10,000,000

Joey11 - $9,477,495




Some of my work

Banners:


[image: i.imgur.com]

Profile Pictures:

[image: i.imgur.com]
[image: i.imgur.com]

Bye, Felicia ·

[image: i.imgur.com]

[Removed] · · 2 likes

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I see. I'll change that

[Removed] · · 3 likes

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[Deleted] · · 3 likes

Yeah and even if it's not a give away, and a raffle

34 million is a pretty big difference

I don't care if you were collecting like 2 million

but 34m is a lot for a prize worth 26m

Make an Advertisement for Torn Win 100M · · 2 likes

(Click here)

Spent like 2 hours on this.

Script:

Introducing the all new, Torn app.

With new software technologies, Torn enhances the strength of your device.

By inputting a carefully made code, your device can now detect when water enters the system, and plug the entrance to the battery, creating a waterproof barrier.

Because of this, you can drop your phone into a pool and it will be as good as new.

Not only that, Torn can also help your device withstand drops from extreme heights.

When your phone senses a sudden drop in altitude, Torn will automatically command the wiring of your device to push on the exterior casing. Once broken, it will catch the case and create a military grade parachute.

Your device will be saved, as the parachute increases the drag just enough to land safely.

Even if your phone is traveling too fast towards the ground, the Torn app can create landing gear with our “Donator Pack” upgrade. If Torn senses that the altitude is still dropping too fast, it will deploy quad wheels on the corners of the phone, pre-made when you download.

Here at Torn, safety is first and we care for the well being of your device. Free to use, our app has saved the devices of over 6.9 million users. Tonight, you should sleep well knowing your phone will endure a fall from the stratosphere.

Torn. Download today

Torn Valentine's Ballad · · 11 likes

Poem written by Crispycheese
Sung by siri
Enjoy!

Added my ID

(Click here)

(You need to unmute the volume at the top right)

Stop - Lyrics
I feel like there’s a hole in my heart
It feels like I just sniffed a fart
A bunch of money… running away in a cart

I have a constant mugger
It’s worse than dirty lockers
One mug, saying goodbye to a few million dollars

Got no idea who they are
If you stop, I’ll give you a decent car
I’ll even offer you a drink at the nearest bar

But seriously, please stop
You need a friend, not my head in a counter top
I’ll be your buddy… I’ll even offer you a place in my friend’s sweet shop

Just pls………. stop

Crispy's Trades · · 14 likes

Crispy Trades



I'm buying almost everything you have!
My prices are high, but my customer satisfaction is always higher!

No buy mugging, fair prices, quick trades


I do not have a price list, as market prices always change


Instead, I have a percentage system.
Prices range from 92% market price, to 99.75% market price.


The more the item costs, the more percentage.


Prices:



[image: i.imgur.com]



Exceptions are made for Xanax, plushies, and flowers
Buying plushies and flowers for 95% market price, and 97% in bulk (50 or more)
Buying Xanax at 98.5% market price


If another trader has a higher offering price, show me their pricing
list and I'll try to make my price higher than theirs.



My other threads:


Graphics thread

Random grenade giveaway! (closed) · · 11 likes

Since I was a little boy, my mother told me the best way to grind karma was to do a free giveaway.
Here, take some grenades.

How it works:
- Every 5th post, I will send the poster between 1 and 50 grenades.
- If you include a meme related to Torn, I'll send between 1 and 100.
- The number will be determined by a random number generator.
- You are allowed 2 posts per page, but no consecutive posts.

Total grenades given away: 546

Note: Please be aware of other people's posts. Some people have broken the rules, whether they posted twice in a row, or more than 2 times in the same page

By the way, I started trading so......... Let me buy your stuff lol
Thread: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=10&t=16143276&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=20021680

Winners:

MARB - 33
[image: i.imgur.com]

IAmTheBleh - 5
[image: i.imgur.com]

LordOfPears - 14
[image: i.imgur.com]

Mad_Ninja - 11
Forgot to take a screenshot *sigh*

XGCaesar - 84
[image: i.imgur.com]

Mad_Ninja - 36
[image: i.imgur.com]

IAmTheBleh - 27
[image: i.imgur.com]

MARB - 82
[image: i.imgur.com]

ILI_LIL - 32
[image: i.imgur.com]

Kay420 - 19
[image: i.imgur.com]

Adingo8mybaby - 23
[image: i.imgur.com]

LordOfPears - 38
[image: i.imgur.com]

DedeSilver - 7
[image: i.imgur.com]

Yame - 26
[image: i.imgur.com]
Yame - 3
[image: i.imgur.com]

MARB - 7
[image: i.imgur.com]

xHotBodyx - 22
[image: i.imgur.com]

golub - 38
[image: i.imgur.com]

taliahope - 16
[image: i.imgur.com]

Roadoilers - 23
[image: i.imgur.com]

- Deleted - · · 2 likes

(Closed)

- Deleted - · · 6 likes

Not doing any more lotteries. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Lyric Quotes ·

I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga
That's cuz Jesus Christ is my-

Double or Steal [$1k+] · · 2 likes

131032

Grave · · 11 likes

Grave