17:02:28 - 30/10/24 Your dirty bomb has detonated, injuring 956 citizens and severely damaging Monarch HQ, decreasing its respect by 753,834 to 12,884,527.
HerrSchmidt kicked my spouse, Hamma, out of his Candle Company right before Torn's best (and seemingly only) event: Halloween. This made it harder for him to play during this event. That is the sole reason for this bomb.
F**K HerrSchmidt. F**K Monarch. Dicks.
On a side note, Monarch ironically was the first to contact Hamma when he left his previous faction and we just couldn’t pass up on the offer. Wouldn’t it be funny to bomb the faction that wanted you in it? We thought so too. Please enjoy the following screenshots
btw from the wiki:
"Members of the targeted faction cannot leave, or be kicked, for 72 hours after detonation while it is in recovery."
Monarch is stuck with their bomber :P
I would like to also applaud HerrSchmidt for his impeccable foreshadowing skills.
We hope you've been humbled 🙏
We apologize for any Halloween or Ma'ol inconveniences we may have caused.
It's been fun,
-h3110 and Hamma
THREAD DIVIDENDS TO ALL WHO MAKE FUN OF HERRSCHMIDT AND CALL HIM A BUFFOON.
You sent 5xFeathery Hotel Coupon to DEFCON with the message: Congrats on first
You sent 3xFeathery Hotel Coupon to Zentiq with the message: Glad we could get you your bomb :)
Up to date to page 7 on dividends, I have to go to school but I will get your FHCs to you. P.S. kinda difficult to post all send events but I'm getting them out, got a ton more to send <3
I too stand with killing innocent civilians, women, and children. /s for the retarded
This is a terrorist attack and they will pay for it. Unfortunately many in Gaza will suffer because of it but the IDF does what it can to minimize civilian causalities unlike Hammas who is openly posting videos of them murdering civilians in cold blood.
They are not fighting for freedom. They are committing acts of terrorism.
If you ever want to play torn again I suggest you stop making threads such as these. Torn will forget what you did and you'll be able to play again unless you keep yapping on the forums like you are now.
Hamma paid $300m to get into that candle before halloween started, this is entirely our own initiative and no factions (besides monarch) were involved.