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HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 1,230 likes

17:02:28 - 30/10/24 Your dirty bomb has detonated, injuring 956 citizens and severely damaging Monarch HQ, decreasing its respect by 753,834 to 12,884,527.

 

 

HerrSchmidt kicked my spouse, Hamma, out of his Candle Company right before Torn's best (and seemingly only) event: Halloween. This made it harder for him to play during this event. That is the sole reason for this bomb. 

 

 

F**K HerrSchmidt. F**K Monarch. Dicks.

 

 

 

 

On a side note, Monarch ironically was the first to contact Hamma when he left his previous faction and we just couldn’t pass up on the offer. Wouldn’t it be funny to bomb the faction that wanted you in it? We thought so too. Please enjoy the following screenshots

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw from the wiki: 

"Members of the targeted faction cannot leave, or be kicked, for 72 hours after detonation while it is in recovery." 

 

Monarch is stuck with their bomber :P 

 

 

 

I would like to also applaud HerrSchmidt for his impeccable foreshadowing skills. 

 

 

 

 

We hope you've been humbled 🙏

 

 

 

We apologize for any Halloween or Ma'ol inconveniences we may have caused.

 

 

 

It's been fun,

     

-h3110 and Hamma 

 

 

THREAD DIVIDENDS TO ALL WHO MAKE FUN OF HERRSCHMIDT AND CALL HIM A BUFFOON. 

 

You sent 5x Feathery Hotel Coupon to DEFCON with the message: Congrats on first

You sent 3x Feathery Hotel Coupon to Zentiq with the message: Glad we could get you your bomb :)

 

Up to date to page 7 on dividends, I have to go to school but I will get your FHCs to you. P.S. kinda difficult to post all send events but I'm getting them out, got a ton more to send <3 

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I too stand with killing innocent civilians, women, and children. /s for the retarded

This is a terrorist attack and they will pay for it. Unfortunately many in Gaza will suffer because of it but the IDF does what it can to minimize civilian causalities unlike Hammas who is openly posting videos of them murdering civilians in cold blood.

They are not fighting for freedom. They are committing acts of terrorism.

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What terrible human beings support terrorists?

Meme Fest: Bloodbath and Beyond · · 102 likes

How come you have to start stacking 3 days before though? That’s 2 days of wasted energy.


Also 1 xan for 10e? What if you forget and accidentally train or you’re going to bed and have 10e? Are you not allowed to train e?


I would think 1 xan for 25e sure but for 10e? What else do you use your extra e on before going to bed?

You might be a hoe if · · 17 likes

You might be are a hoe if you don't think this quokka is cute.

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Monarch Declares War on CR · · 245 likes

Ur retarded 

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The Ultimate Dirty Bomb Drop · · 1 like

I appreciate the shout out :D

 

 

I suggest adding TiredSaladLego who dropped 6 bombs back to back on all of the top HOF factions. 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16266953&b=0&a=0

 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 5 likes

Coming back after quitting and giving everything away and need to build my nw back up. Looking for a warring faction please.

 

Stats 4.3B+ max passive merits

80 NNB if that matters idk what they changed

DM if you need anything else 

MrE is a vault thief. · · 4 likes

What happens to scammers is everyone forgets about them in 2 weeks and they go along playing as if nothing happened. 

Why does Torn allow Vault Theft Scams? · · 3 likes

If you ever want to play torn again I suggest you stop making threads such as these. Torn will forget what you did and you'll be able to play again unless you keep yapping on the forums like you are now. 

Fedded Archives · · 55 likes

Keep arguing but that group has been given breaks over and over again, always riding the line of ban or not. It's about time something be done.

 

 

Good riddance. 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 11 likes

Hamma would be proud <3 

 

good riddance 

WHY did you choose your keepsake? · · 1 like

16:34:41 - 15/11/24 You exchanged 1,000 points for JamilB's Keepsake

 

I thought the Dirty Bomb one was rather fitting ;)

 

(Also all the best ones were already sold out) 

Buku Big Bucks! · · 3 likes

You know where to drop it ;) 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 6 likes

You felt the need to post in a 3 day old thread about bombing you. Sounds like we’re living rent free 😘

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 2 likes

Hamma paid $300m to get into that candle before halloween started, this is entirely our own initiative and no factions (besides monarch) were involved. 

Monarch Declares War on CR · · 28 likes

 

I believe this answers your question 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 2 likes

I think he might enjoy that 

Monarch Declares War on CR · · 245 likes

Ur retarded 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 3 likes

Sending everyone a FHC, I’m out rn but when I get home I’ll keep going, I’m up to page 7 <3 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 3 likes

Glad you find it hilarious, I do too. 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 14 likes

Wasted? This is the most fun I’ve had on torn in awhile. I’m sorry I hurt your fragile feelings, it was for my own personal enjoyment.

Halloween conspiracy · · 2 likes

“All I can is that it's very weird to drop a dirty bomb just because a spouse was fired.”

 

yes it’s cuz we’re weird 

DB on MHQ · · 22 likes

CR plays no part in this. Hamma and I are quitting and we hate monarch.

 

It was just funny that ovoxo was the first to contact Hamma after he left and we decided to play along. 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 9 likes

To those that haven't been sent dividends yet I'll get them out to you later, I'm up to date to like page 7 but gotta go to school so 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · · 38 likes

Correct