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30 Vicodin giveaway · · 39 likes

I opened 3 drug packs and they were all vicos. :(

to enter the giveaway, like this thread and press f to pay respects. First 30 ppl to post gets 1 vico each

You sent some Vicodin to Pitman.

You sent some Vicodin to JackTheWolf.

You sent some Vicodin to Favelle.

You sent some Vicodin to Bosie.

You sent some Vicodin to BarefootBilly.

You sent some Vicodin to XGCaesar.

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Glock 17 to gold plated AK-47 · · 9 likes

I am doing this thing where i trade a glock 17 for other stuff and eventually get to a gold plated AK-47 i will post all my trades here. Perhaps you have something worth a little more than what i have now? Please help!

current asset: EDVD

est-value: 3,326,293

past trades:

Triplicant has accepted the trade. The trade is now complete. Glock 17–black roses *10

You were sent some Morphine from GekkoHiro with the message: Forum Black roses*10–morphine

You were sent an Erotic DVD from MrDoe with the message: send me the morphine :)

edit: thank you so much for the support I’m getting, guys! I really appreciate it.

Dilemmas {CLOSED} · · 3 likes

The pain and chaos with just 10 usds? I’d buy as much bread as i could, go to a train station, and slowly feed them to pigeons, gathering a huge crowd. When I’m about to run out, I’d chuck the last piece thru a door of a train thats just about to close and watch as the birds literally storm inside. And do their thing everywhere.

/// GET PAID FOR YOUR MEMES /// · · 3 likes

Someone got stabbed in a bar fight: panik

you are a doctor in training and pull the knife out: kalm

People start screaming at you: PANIC

you put the knife back in so they stop: kalm

you just stabbed him again: P A N I C

Feminism is all about men hating. · · 8 likes

Prove me wrong.

DISCLAIMER: i am talking about modern day feminism. Back in the days feminism used to be good. Heck, i used to be a feminist boy myself. But now? All they do is contradict themselves. For example:

feminist: STOP SEXUALIZING BREASTS!!! THEY ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS!!! WE DESERVE TO SHOW THEM IN PUBIC!!!

everyone else (including women who aren’t feminists): ok show me your breasts then.

feminist: OMG HOW DARE YOU HE RA PED ME SIMPS PLEASE HELP

another example:

feminists: WE CAN DO WHATEVER HE CAN DO!!! WE CAN DO IT EVEN BETTER!!! GIRL POWER!!!!!

politicians: ok lets start by giving women the same prison sentence as men for doing the same crime, giving fathers custody of their kids and alimony At least 50% of the time, making army serving period mandatory for women, enforcing child support laws on women, make half of women’s homeless shelters and domestic violence asylums for men instead, making it socially acceptable to be victims as men, blah blah blah blah.

feminists: no not that kind of equality.

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Long time data storage ·

What? But aren’t tape drives the little box with the two rods that the tape is rolled on?

Long time data storage ·

How do i access the data on tape drives tho

Long time data storage ·

Bump

Long time data storage ·

I’m making a time capsule but I’m not burying paper. I’m using some sort of data storage system and its gotta last longer than a USB. Any ideas?

{GIVEAWAY} WIN up to 5 MILLION dollars, NOW !! 44 · · 1 like

Thanks for doing this!

morning wood ·

No the picture

morning wood ·

What can i say except delete it

morning wood ·

I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt know that

morning wood ·

R/thanksihateit

Minecraft recruiting realistic realm members. ·

As the title suggests, i am a Mayer of a new found realm on minecraft. Please note that this realm is extremely realistic (think taxes and jail) and if you think you have what it takes, talk to me!

Duke's Lucky Dip Competition ·

The greedy three

Guy's nipples hurt when pressed ·

Help guys a colleague of mine complained that his nipples hurt when he presses them. Its been worsening for the past few days and he’s worried that it might be breast cancer. He said it hurt on the inside like when you press down on a internal bleeding spot. Can someone help?

DP Giveaway · · 1 like

My nipples hurt

DP Giveaway ·

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

DP Giveaway ·

This is okie doki

DP Giveaway ·

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Honey can't spoil. Does that mean that... ·

If i mix it with other liquids, lets say milk, will that go bad?

How do i preserve homemade lube? ·

With honey?

How many tnts does it take to kill a player... · · 1 like

With no armor?

with full iron armor and no enchantments?

with full diamond armor and no enchantments?

also do tnts destroy chests? If so do all the items Inside drop? Or just 70%?

DP Giveaway ·

Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground...... AND MISSED!!!

yo mama so dumb she asked whats the number for 911!

yo mama so fat, i saw her pic in the newspaper! It took up page 1 thru 9!