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Something should be revamped with non-gun secondaries Suggestions · 12 Sep · 2 replies · 9 views
WE ARE FINALLY GETTING WEARABLE FANNY PACKS General Discussion · 13 Aug · 28 replies · 1,402 views
No Jail Cannabis Link Bugs & Issues · 23 May · 6 replies · 28 views
Why do *YOU* play Torn? General Discussion · 1 May · 83 replies · 613 views
No RW variants of certain still obtainable* weapons? Bugs & Issues · 23 Apr · 2 replies · 25 views
Inconsistency in visibility with HoF and Personal stats Bugs & Issues · 9 Apr · 1 reply · 15 views
Another Rollback WILL NEVER HAPPEN Bugs & Issues · 9 Apr · 2 replies · 66 views
NPC RPS didn't get removed yet previous bug report was closed? Bugs & Issues · 8 Apr · 1 reply · 28 views
No received forum likes and dislikes in logs Bugs & Issues · 8 Apr · 6 replies · 47 views
Found 2 Eggs on 1 Page General Discussion · 3 Apr · 29 replies · 1,482 views
Is this part really necessary? Bugs & Issues · 12 Mar · 1 reply · 36 views
[250+ R] Previously Known As but for Factions Bugs & Issues · 5 Mar · 0 replies · 43 views
Possible Issue with Loan Shark Merit Bugs & Issues · 5 Mar · 4 replies · 195 views
Inconsistent notifs for Cashier's Checks Bugs & Issues · 28 Feb · 3 replies · 101 views
[32+ R] More Customizable Defend Settings Suggestions · 20 Feb · 24 replies · 140 views
Is there more lenience for bot hunting during book Questions & Answers · 12 Feb · 1 reply · 52 views
77,777 Endurance Achievements · 11 Feb · 6 replies · 108 views
British Spelling and American Spelling for Armory Bugs & Issues · 6 Feb · 2 replies · 23 views
NPCs Have Rock Paper Scissors Bugs & Issues · 2 Feb · 5 replies · 134 views
100 SUCCESSFUL BUSTS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS Achievements · 2 Feb · 6 replies · 267 views

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[420+ R] New Education Pathway Idea - Geography · 18 Oct 2023 · 506 likes

Geography

Decreases travel time by 10% or so
Increases company productivity by 1%
Increased Awareness
New travel destinations you can only go to if you have the education done

I just want more education things despite the fact that I am not finished with all of them

Ideas for course names: just look at something like this

Ideas for travel destinations:
Australia (Syndey, Melbourne or Brisbane)
Germany (Frankfurt or Berlin)
France (Paris)
Italy (Rome or Milan)
Spain (Madrid or Barcelona)
Portugal (Lisbon)

For adding flowers and/or plushies you could just make so there is a 2nd set of plushies/flowers unique from the ones you can currently turn in at the museum.

Bug Report: Clicky Clicky

Still waiting on a response from Ched...

[260+ R] Previously Known As but for Factions · 4 Jan 2025 · 283 likes

With all the faction name changes that happened in the past 2 years, I've gotten confused occasionally. So, like how you can hover over people's names which include previous usernames they had - that should be true for factions as well.

In case you still don't understand, I mean something like this:

but for factions

Bug Report: Clicky Clicky

[260+ R] Fanny packs let us wear them · 20 Oct 2023 · 271 likes

Why can't we wear fanny packs like we can glasses, paint mask, etc.?
Like why? It's literally a clothing item IRL. Please let us wear it.

Bug Report: Clicky Clicky

7* PSF Hiring! 30x highest stat upto 5m · 10 Dec 2023 · 3 likes

Why is the shaken martini floating?

Is this broken? · 21 Jul 2022 · 30 likes

So as part of a duke mission, I attacked this guy, and he had a screwdriver equipped. It had 0 damage and 0 accuracy and I am very confused right now. https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=9d52c2b94d58ef73e47e15bd680db219 is the attack log. [image: cdn.discordapp.com]

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Banning of third party casinos · 24 Sep 2026, 08:59 TCT

Oh I see...

Another reason competition is good and monopolies are bad... it somehow enforces weird shit like this I guess?

Banning of third party casinos · 23 Sep 2026, 19:00 TCT

So then torn would have to make sure each site has self exclusion. Still seems a bit unrealistic to have to police *that* much. API is a smart idea tho, but again, they'd have to make every site do that, not just people like you who are intelligent/kind enough to have self-exclusion.

Banning of third party casinos · 23 Sep 2026, 18:28 TCT

That is extremely unrealistic and against the point of what the people running 3rd party casinos want tho

Banning of third party casinos · 23 Sep 2026, 16:47 TCT

If people want to lose money (on average), go to the Torn Casino. You can ban yourself from the Torn Casino, you cant ban yourself from 3rd party ones. That says enough for people who easily get addicted

What exactly happens to Duke's Hammer? Item Sink? · 13 Sep 2026, 02:28 TCT

or just given enough missions

[250 R+] New Public Stat for Weapons at 100% XP · 12 Sep 2026, 02:05 TCT

a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long while

[420+ R] New Education Pathway Idea - Geography · 12 Sep 2026, 02:04 TCT

[260+ R] Fanny packs let us wear them · 12 Sep 2026, 02:04 TCT

pls

[260+ R] Previously Known As but for Factions · 12 Sep 2026, 02:04 TCT

A long long long long long long long long long long while

Something should be revamped with non-gun secondaries · 12 Sep 2026, 02:01 TCT · 1 like

What I mean is that piercing for a blowgun doesn't seem quite right. I understand why you can't mod melee weapons but why can't we mod something like a blowgun? Yeah it doesn't have something like a picatinny rail but duct tape does exist IRL and in game soooo...

I just think that kind of thing should maybe be reworked.

Daily Arson · 11 Sep 2026, 20:18 TCT

Thats what I was saying... it used to also be in process iirc but now it isnt

Daily Arson · 10 Sep 2026, 19:28 TCT

hey I got a bit fucked over today because it seems you stopped including the "ignite with flamethrower" in the instructions themselves, only in the results (the line above process). Next time, would you kindly go back to specifying what you ignite it with in this area, too? Thanks!