I can't believe no one has asked you for your stuff...
...can I have your stuff?
...can I have your stuff?
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On a building site I was working on there was a crew with two guys on it called Andy and Pez. Andy was a good natured guy but often got into embarassing incidents in his life and would innocently tell everyone about them, like the time his mother caught him playing with himself in the bath. As a consequence of this he was often being teased and laughed at by his work mates, and sometimes he'd get past the point at which he couldn't put up with any more of the banter which would end up with Andy losing his temper or starting a fight.
One day the banter level had been pretty high and Pez had been on fine form with jokes at the expense of Andy. This stopped for a 20 minute safety and job talk with the foreman which included a general rant at them for falling behind schedule. Far from giving Andy the chance to concentrate on the work to come, it just made him boil, getting madder and madder. At the end of the talk, Andy's told to break up an area of ground with a pick axe and Pez is told to move a van and unload it. Pez realises that Andy has the keys to the van, so takes the opportunity to light up a quick fag and have a few drags. He's still puffing away as he approaches Andy from behind to get the keys from him. By this time Andy had been busy with his pick axe and was going at the ground with a frenzy. As Pez gets close, Andy swings the pickaxe over his head for one partlcularly lusty blow at the ground, and knocks the fag clean out of Pez's mouth with the back swing of the pick.
Work stops, Much shouting and swearing starts. Not from Pez though, who's in a heap on the ground in a state of shock. Even a mug of hot sweet tea and a rest in the first aid room doesn't stop him shaking. He's reduced to a deathly pale sweaty mess and doesn't manage to speak clearly for what seems like 20 minutes.
Eventually he's driven home by the foreman for the rest of the day and Andy is sent home in disgrace. Neither of them returned to the site for further work ever again.
One day the banter level had been pretty high and Pez had been on fine form with jokes at the expense of Andy. This stopped for a 20 minute safety and job talk with the foreman which included a general rant at them for falling behind schedule. Far from giving Andy the chance to concentrate on the work to come, it just made him boil, getting madder and madder. At the end of the talk, Andy's told to break up an area of ground with a pick axe and Pez is told to move a van and unload it. Pez realises that Andy has the keys to the van, so takes the opportunity to light up a quick fag and have a few drags. He's still puffing away as he approaches Andy from behind to get the keys from him. By this time Andy had been busy with his pick axe and was going at the ground with a frenzy. As Pez gets close, Andy swings the pickaxe over his head for one partlcularly lusty blow at the ground, and knocks the fag clean out of Pez's mouth with the back swing of the pick.
Work stops, Much shouting and swearing starts. Not from Pez though, who's in a heap on the ground in a state of shock. Even a mug of hot sweet tea and a rest in the first aid room doesn't stop him shaking. He's reduced to a deathly pale sweaty mess and doesn't manage to speak clearly for what seems like 20 minutes.
Eventually he's driven home by the foreman for the rest of the day and Andy is sent home in disgrace. Neither of them returned to the site for further work ever again.
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Do the faction members need to wear the hazmat suit while the bomb is being made, or just keep it in their inventory?
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sounds like a great idea. Have an upvote
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I can't believe no one has asked you for your stuff...
...can I have your stuff?
...can I have your stuff?
It is a joke. And an old one at that. see - https://upjoke.com/flogging-a-dead-horse-jokes
Serious question for you - would you be happy to carry out a pedophile crime in this game? Because I wouldn't nor would most other players.
If you'd be happy to do this crime, in a game, why?
Serious question for you - would you be happy to carry out a pedophile crime in this game? Because I wouldn't nor would most other players.
If you'd be happy to do this crime, in a game, why?
why don't you go the whole way and suggest bestiality and necrophilia?
Then you would be flogging a dead horse.
Then you would be flogging a dead horse.
Despite my flag, so am I. I think its my left half.
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