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Cutest Kitty Contest [3 SEs to winner] · 26 Oct 2021 · 11 likes
These two are Nuna and Pickles, they are sisters and just over a year old.
[image: i.imgur.com] They are very naughty but I love em dearly.
Most Respected Players? · 19 May 2021 · 70 likes
Boddybagger gets respect for having the highest stats. Andyman for his game knowledge and in depth guides. BlingBling for buying nudes with torn cash.
Men are disappearing -- has PC come to TORN? · 15 Nov 2022 · 85 likes
[3 SEs to winner] Cutest Doggo Contest · 6 Jan 2022 · 6 likes
This is Buddy, he is 11 weeks old. He is a Cavapoo and he is a very cheeky boy !!
[image: i.imgur.com] Not the greatest photo, I know, but it’s very hard to get him to sit still for more than 1 second ;p
she fell in love with.... -(keep it going game) · 28 May 2021 · 5 likes
She fell in love with a Torn developer and had her hopes and dreams crushed.
Recent archived posts
The REAL State of the game · 9 Apr 2025, 19:56 TCT · 20 likes
Amazing insight—truly the Sun Tzu of Torn. Monarch’s strategy: win by boring everyone else into submission with repetitive, self-congratulatory posts.
Playing Torn Under the influence · 15 Mar 2025, 08:42 TCT · 1 like
I've been playing Torn every day for almost 5 years and I have been stoned every single time I log on,
occasionally stoned and pissed.
Actually, that has been my life for about 30 years.
I've achieved nothing and have no prospects.
Would not recommend.
My Experience with Bigotry in Torn · 2 Feb 2025, 18:49 TCT · 14 likes
I was enby in Torn (for rp purposes) for about 2 years,
but switched to male when Trump said there were only 2 sex’s.
Petition for a different Christmas event · 23 Dec 2024, 09:43 TCT · 4 likes
I hate Christmas town, it’s not why I play a text based crime game.
But your kinda forced to brainlessly walk around in circles for hours if you want free stuff at Christmas.
The interface is atrocious on mobile,
and the graphics remind me of games I used to play about 40 years ago on a calculator.
I’ve lost friends and no longer speak to family members after they saw me doing Christmas town.
100B stats · 10 Dec 2024, 05:43 TCT · 1 like
Congrats, that’s a mighty impressive achievement,
HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie · 30 Oct 2024, 17:35 TCT · 6 likes
Monarch HQ bombed themselves during Halloween, now that’s some next level meta.
What is Torns problem with AI art? · 19 Oct 2024, 10:15 TCT · 5 likes
Almost all of the community events are bias towards artistic people,
It’s 2024 and most people are using AI art generators to create online art nowadays.
I don’t see why they are banned in the community events,
Seems pretty bias towards a certain part of the community who are artistic.
Oh well, guess there is the lucky dip.
Spooky Lucky Dip · 19 Oct 2024, 10:06 TCT
Duke invited me round to his place and did stuff to me.
Crimes Against Humanity · 27 Sep 2024, 16:53 TCT · 2 likes
It is a genocide though, and now they are turning their eyes upon the innocent people of Lebanon. When will it stop?
1 Bill Total Stats in less than a year · 26 Sep 2024, 08:29 TCT · 2 likes
I wish I got that book early on and had $1000's to spend on Torn.
Unfortunately, my luck sucks in Torn and I'm lazy IRL.
Congrats on the 1b though.
:) · 31 Aug 2024, 17:57 TCT · 3 likes
Torn just lost 50% value on the stock market
Any other games like Torn? · 5 Aug 2024, 16:45 TCT · 3 likes
I've been here for 4 years and often search the internet for similar games.
The only one I found that I play every day, like Torn, is Cartel Empire.
Ultimate Racing Tournament: Summer 2024 Thread · 22 Jul 2024, 13:46 TCT · 1 like
Congrats Julie, was chuffed to see your name on the ticker. GG's :)
New devs for Ched's other game! (Final Earth) · 9 May 2024, 05:09 TCT · 1 like
I'm playing this round and I just attacked my faction mate from Torn... Muhahaha !! Shhh, don't tell him it was me ;)
Preying on gambling addicts · 3 May 2024, 14:46 TCT · 3 likes
I agree that self-excluding from opening RW caches should be a thing. I lost about 7b in a day in the bookies and self-excluded for 6 months, but in that time, I've opened about 20 RW caches whenever I've had the urge for a gamble. I know it's my own fault, but I would of self-excluded from opening RW caches too if it were an option.
DUKE Mission Targets getting tougher! · 19 Apr 2024, 20:55 TCT · 1 like
What does parry do again? I don't get it.
Quick reminder about the ak74u · 9 Apr 2024, 05:59 TCT · 6 likes
My wife still calls my "Nerf Super Soaker Barracuda" a water pistol. When everyone knows it's a "Double Barreled Two-Handed Blaster". I feel your pain, Brother.
ReTorn - the most epic Torn extension · 25 Feb 2024, 20:07 TCT
This is really awesome.
Crime Karaoke · 19 Feb 2024, 11:33 TCT · 3 likes
Torn Advertisement Contest · 8 Feb 2024, 06:55 TCT · 4 likes