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Best Rhyme Wins - 10 Xanax · · 8 likes

Peasants cause a Pandemic in the Heavyweights gym while crying,
Peasants say they suffer even though they are always working and trying.
A young peasant thinks they are always gardening, bulding and farming
And now that covid has set in they are the ones who whine.
The leaders of a nation smoke a cigar and discuss while drinking wine
These awful people just whine, they are just always crying .

Selling blessings · · 6 likes

I AnonymousUnknwn have decides to sell ' blessings' . I sm the first and original blessing provider of torn city. All you need to do is send me money ranging from 1$-100k-1m-...... . And i will provide you with extraordinary blessings from the depths of my heart that will make your day and presumably your life.
Note - If i really get popular which i doubt i will i might not be able to provide blessings to all . So i will maybe charge a fixed blessing fee or would respond to people who will pay me the most to lower people depending on my time.....
But thats future rightnoe my service is open to all !
There are different levels of blessings , and the possibility of getting a better blessing increases with the amount donated. $1 donation may or may not get a good blessing though they still have a chance to hit a jackpot blessing.

Best Rhyme Wins - 10 Xanax · · 4 likes

Noooooo i wrote a complete poem and pressed the back buttooonn!!!!!!!!
The next post took 5 min for me to write
Peasants got caught in a Pandemic(covid),
They infected the Heavyweights who thought they were dynamic.
Eventually Pandemic was drowned by the Seamen
It struggled to infect them but was bitten off by the hornets then.
Did you know Morgan Freeman plays torn,
Sherlock Holmes told him its time for Anonymous to blow his victory horn.

Newbie Giveaway/Lottery · · 3 likes

Send me just 10k (i increased it from 1k) and just post it down below. There will only be 1 lucky winner i will send him all the money i receive (also tell me the spelling of recieve/receive) . Post here after sending me the money.
Also i am planning to become a less active player so i will add somemoney from myself too. If this is successful i wil do giveaways and more lotteries in future.
Thank you =).
The person who tells me the spelling of recieve first(the correct one), wins 5k.
I know its not a lot but maybe some newbies need it.?
Another edit: I will probably add more than 1 winner if i get large donations or participtaion is high.

mystery sale! you wont regret · · 2 likes

I payed for the $510,720 parcel ? Whenn will i recieve it ?
Did you forget about your own forum -_-.
I will wait for my parcel =)

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Hey i never mugged someone my friend.
I only mugged a guy when he asked me to, other than that i have only mugged a testdummy no one else.

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Boys do something we are fatllay loosing this battle.

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I would like to thank all the people who bought blessings from me
=)

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I read what you wrote above and forgot about it and never wish to read it again.
Zenarith roared at the fact that he missed to play with bogie and all his staff.

Selling blessings ·

Its draw .

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Sure .....?

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Selling blessings ·

Thanks. Yes I actually know priestly stuff.
And also i just created this forum cuz i had spare time for fun.
Didnt expect it to get so much attention.
Also i am not asking for charity. My price is $1 lowest
I wasn't expecting this.....
Also I started this as a joke, didn't expect people to bounty me for this.

Sexes Battle of the Numbers · · 1 like

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Females are too strong ..we loose this battle =(
(Wow girl power !)

Selling blessings ·

Well anyways i didnt wven expect people ro reply, i just did this because i was free.
Didn't knew so many haters existed out here......

Selling blessings ·

Mind your words here...