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Torns great scamming contest · · 8 likes

Step 1: Buy something from Qfiffle and get them to take it from your 0 vault balance,

 

Step 2:

 

 

Step 3:

 

PROFIT

Sold · · 6 likes

Orange 13% Revitalize MP5 Navy - 2b or make an offer

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Scripting ruins events · · 67 likes

You are the first person on the page of your team (wearing the biggest hitter target), which looking at the score seems like its being heavily targeted and you are in a stat range where a lot of players could hit you. I'm not saying there are no illegal scripts being used by some bastards, but it seems feasible that you are just being hit by people trying to stop your team from scoring.

Property Upgrade: Home brewery · · 34 likes

We've all been caught short fighting over Bits n Bob's beer, our booster cool down sadly ticking down lower than it should.... heads becoming clear and the shakes kicking in. So as any true alcoholic connoisseur should, we crack out the dodgy home-brew we've been 'saving' in the shed, hangover be damned.

A property with a home brewery provides the occupant periodically with X amount of homebrew beer.

The homebrew beer could provide 1 nerve most of the time. But for balance with the existing beer market there could be a small chance of opening a dud: "You take the first sip of the home-brew swallowing a cigarette butt that hadn't been cleaned out of the bottle causing you to gag and tip out the rest receiving no nerve". Maybe even a smaller chance of "You open the home-brew, it being heavily over carbonated the bottle explodes. Glass hits you in the eye putting you in the hospital for XX"

Associated merit ideas: Gut Rot, drink 1000 home brews. Amber Gambler, be hospitalised by some dodgy home-brew X times.

Are pubs the best companies to work? · · 56 likes

I think Mines are the best company around, well specifically my mine. Why arent you working in my mine right now?

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I put it to parliament Euph and qfiffle seems pretty hell bent on sticking to her guns

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100 trout on ODB hurting euphorias feelings

The Question - RW between Chrys v ODB · · 1 like

Fake news we all know qfiffle pulls the excuses out of her arse

Thoughts on rare usernames · · 1 like

NS1 VS ODB · · 1 like

GG NS and to the awesome revivers on both sides that got dragged into the action through various war crimes from both sides :D I had a blast in Japan, didn't get to do much in Torn but from the logs it looks like a fun few pushes at the end there too

BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production · · 1 like

Nice work everyone, has been very fun to watch 

About Secretion in missions ·

What do you mean? When you defeat them there is the option to secrete along with hosp mig etc

Any Kiwis Play Torn? ·

Berries are fruits

Small changes - Massive outcome · · 2 likes

Reserved

Banning of third party casinos · · 2 likes

I believe the perceived legal issue they are protecting against is to do with purchasing donator packs that can be used to gamble on an unregulated outside service. They are ultimately protecting their revenue stream from unwanted/unwarranted legal scrutiny. Im not over the laws or any upcoming changes to them to know whether its particularly needed or not, but it seems pretty obvious that that is all they are doing.... Making sure they can continue to sell donator packs

Banning of third party casinos · · 1 like

Well I hope my polymarket bet that bogie wears a cringe af suit at the next torncon doesn't get me fedded

Any Kiwis Play Torn? · · 1 like

 

Do you eat them skin on, or scoop the flesh out with a spoon?

Any Kiwis Play Torn? ·

lots of Kiwis in the ETW faction family (HAKA, ODB and Black Statues)

Ranked War Matching and Ranks · · 8 likes

Just looking at your last few wars they all seem on paper to look fairly even matchups, you just termed them all. I dont see how that is the system not working? Its also been stated more than once that the changes are not designed to stop terming, they are designed to provide more even matchups... which in turn dont allow one side to dictate the terms due to their overwhelming comparative strength. But if you dont want to play the game in the first place how is any system going to force you to do so?

Fedded Archives · · 1 like

I obvs don't know the process staff use. But Seems to me that it would have to be something worked out on a case by case basis, would be difficult to have a hard line definition on... But something that could be determined by looking into whatever accounts are in question

Banning of third party casinos · · 1 like

TROUT

Company for Swinging Up Perks · · 1 like

PSF is pretty solid for the extra armour protection and swanky flash grenades but honestly I think I had the most fun punching up (I wasnt in some slick bitch gear like you tho) when I was in a gas station. The random heals during tough fights pulled me off the ropes and came in clutch more times than I can remember. Like some guy with massive str almost oneshots you, you heal up randomly, he gets another big hit you randomly heal again and end up winning. I believe its a 10% chance to heal up 20% each turn, which doesnt sound like much but is actually pretty massive. Coming out of a fight with more HP than you went into it with also never got old and my med cd would last ages

BUT and its a big ol booty, that could be more relevant if you are in a warring faction rather than just mugging folks and beating up (big) noobs so maybe its not what you are looking for..? I dunno, I think everyone should try out a gas station at some point though if not just for the lols

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... ·

Well I asked it about me and it did find some good twattery but it also hallucinated a bunch of stuff about me calling people dumbasses in the forums who were tryhing to help me... So I wasted my time finding those (they dont exist) fuck you chat gpt you are mid af

OC icon indication when missing item for OC ·

As title. A fairly straightforward QoL improvement where your OC icon is a different colour if you are in an OC role that requires an item you do not have in your inventory. It's currently white when in one and orange when one has completed.. I guess it could be red? Or grey as to not conflict with the completed orange icon... Whatever really, just a visual indicator

 

Cheers

Isaiah1648 and Loose Cannon Scamming · · 5 likes

you could kick back with some evidence for your bs accusations