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How can I pay Duke back when he mugs me 6 seconds after I try to raise money to pay him back?


Not looking for sympathy or handouts. This is lame.

I’m on my third reset of torn. I reset it the first time because I screwed my CE by doing a bunch of dumb crimes right away. That was maybe a two week account.

my second account was played for about 1500 days, but I got really level fat (juicy target).


This current account is about a year old, I’ve been half-assing it the whole time so far.


Been a daily player for the most part throughout the whole six years.


I was a whiny little baby when I first joined too lol. Hopefully we’ll see you back soon. My two biggest tips would be that torn is it an exceptionally long term game, and that No Fux can be given when it comes down to it.


Real life is the number one game in town.

How can I pay Duke back when he mugs me 6 seconds after I try to raise money to pay him back?


Not looking for sympathy or handouts. This is lame.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino?

Elephrino!

(sounding like "hell if I know", if you're slow to catch the joke)

A young whale swims up to his father, pondering his origin.

Boy: "Dad, how did I get here?"
Father: "Well my boy, your mother and I created you!"
Boy: "Gee, thanks Dad!"
Dad: "You're whale cum!"

I found that even with max awareness you can go a week without getting anything, or apparently a brick lol (sorry).

then the next day, you end up with three or four items in the city. I used to get motorcycle helmets like they were going out of style. I never did get a big win I guess. I did get a casino pass once.

I find events like the Easter egg competition or Christmas town also take away from your city finds. Maybe it’s just me though.

“Thank you kindly sir.” in my best Tiny Tim voice.

Merry Christmas to all y’all.

I’m on my third reset of torn. I reset it the first time because I screwed my CE by doing a bunch of dumb crimes right away. That was maybe a two week account.

my second account was played for about 1500 days, but I got really level fat (juicy target).


This current account is about a year old, I’ve been half-assing it the whole time so far.


Been a daily player for the most part throughout the whole six years.


I was a whiny little baby when I first joined too lol. Hopefully we’ll see you back soon. My two biggest tips would be that torn is it an exceptionally long term game, and that No Fux can be given when it comes down to it.


Real life is the number one game in town.

I have one. Once broken, it’s gone. You can only withdraw from it once.

Sometimes I go to the beach, cover myself in petroleum jelly, and roll around in the sand. Usually late-night, but also in the early morning when the mood strikes.

I reset my 1500 day old account to try torn drug-free... The sports science lab gym gives you max gains in every category (minimum 12.5% gains above other gyms), but you can’t take too many drugs or your permanently banned from getting it...

I was also level-fat (high level with relatively low battle stats).

No regrets lol...