Whack-A-Silage

[2648182] Level 52 Master Booster

Unbroken Valkyries UV VikingQuality Controller at No Idea what I'm doingMarried to Uffe55

Observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · Torn public profile

Whack-A-Silage is a level 52 player in Unbroken Valkyries who signed up on 16 Jan 2021. Their standout stat is Networth: #34,752, top 1.5% of ranked players.

#34,752 for networth top 1.5% of ranked players
#31,595 (tied with 8 others) for attacks won top 2.9% of ranked players
Signed up 16 Jan 2021 (5 years ago)
6 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 52; #43,713 tied with 1,078 others top 1.8%; +4 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,055; #1,209,255 tied with 428 others top 49%
Awards: 270; #45,070 tied with 250 others top 3.9%; +18 since Jan
Networth: $5,967,389,342; #34,752 top 1.5%; +260,646,313 since Jan
Xanax taken: 599; #39,520 tied with 28 others top 15%; +129 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 88; #29,260 tied with 115 others top 24%; +16 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 81; #71,434 tied with 444 others top 29%; +5 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,583; #31,595 tied with 8 others top 2.9%; +369 since Jan
Defends won: 150; #49,559 tied with 303 others top 7.4%; +5 since Jan
Revives given: 174; #13,064 tied with 35 others top 17%; +54 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 12,195; #52,898 tied with 2 others top 11%; +1,875 since Jan
Races won: 25; #71,361 tied with 1,264 others top 53%; +21 since Jan
Times traveled: 140; #92,351 tied with 223 others top 43%; +12 since Jan
Time played (days): 17.8; #55,349 top 3.9%; +1.8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#34,752

Economy

Networth

$5,967,389,342 top 1.5%

#31,595tied with 8 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 8 others

3,583 top 2.9%

#4,582tied with 43 others

Drugs

Ecstasy taken

tied with 43 others

230 top 2.2%

#50,120tied with 16 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 16 others

3,230 top 3.5%

#55,349

Activity

Time played

17.8 top 3.9%

#45,070tied with 250 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 250 others

270 top 3.9%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+4	48	52
Awards	+18	252	270
Networth	+260,646,313	$5,706,743,029	$5,967,389,342
Xanax taken	+129	470	599
Energy drinks used	+16	72	88
Energy refills	+5	76	81
Attacks won	+369	3,214	3,583
Defends won	+5	145	150
Revives given	+54	120	174
Criminal offenses	+1,875	10,320	12,195
Races won	+21	4	25
Times traveled	+12	128	140
Time played (days)	+1.8	16	17.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago

Xanax taken: 599; #39,520 tied with 28 others top 15%
Energy refills: 81; #71,434 tied with 444 others top 29%
Energy drinks used: 88; #29,260 tied with 115 others top 24%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,652 tied with 7,803 others top 100%
Boosters used: 146; #26,964 tied with 129 others top 19%
Elo rating: 1,570; #40,009 tied with 67 others top 2.1%
Best damage: 3,230; #50,120 tied with 16 others top 3.5%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 25 Jan 2026 and 3 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 9 · archived: 6 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Markup-capable message boxes Suggestions · 2 Oct 2022 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Star Booster → Master Booster between 25 Jan and 3 Sep
Faction position Gatekeeper → Viking between 25 Jan and 3 Sep
Reached level 50 between 25 Jan and 3 Sep
Name changed from Silage to Whack-A-Silage between 25 Jan and 3 Sep

Also known as: Silage

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