Laocoon

[2659449] Level 35 Champion Slayer

AssKickers United AKU CaptainSales Executive at HIRING Frontera Oil Rig

Observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · Torn public profile

Laocoon is a level 35 player in AssKickers United who signed up on 20 Feb 2021. Their standout stat is Best kill streak: #2,106 (tied with 7 others), top 0.18% of ranked players.

#2,106 (tied with 7 others) for best kill streak top 0.18% of ranked players
#17,563 for networth top 0.75% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Feb 2021 (5 years ago)
11 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 35; #76,557 tied with 3,947 others top 3.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,021; #1,220,277 tied with 307 others top 49%
Awards: 375; #24,155 tied with 160 others top 2.1%; +13 since Jan
Networth: $14,809,114,702; #17,563 top 0.75%; +3,450,476,869 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,040; #30,498 tied with 18 others top 12%; +334 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 31; #42,495 tied with 468 others top 34%; +30 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 191; #44,291 tied with 114 others top 18%; +55 since Jan
Attacks won: 8,287; #12,758 tied with 1 other top 1.2%; +1,122 since Jan
Defends won: 34; #172,748 tied with 4,045 others top 26%; +16 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 77,368; #12,115 top 2.6%; +9,856 since Jan
Races won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,152; #24,566 tied with 24 others top 11%; +24 since Jan
Time played (days): 34.1; #32,430 top 2.3%; +2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#2,106tied with 7 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 7 others

704 top 0.18%

#17,563

Economy

Networth

$14,809,114,702 top 0.75%

#12,758tied with 1 other

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 1 other

8,287 top 1.2%

#10,151tied with 11 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 11 others

1,026 top 1.2%

#32,430

Activity

Time played

34.1 top 2.3%

#12,115

Crime

Criminal offenses

77,368 top 2.6%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+13	362	375
Networth	+3,450,476,869	$11,358,637,833	$14,809,114,702
Xanax taken	+334	706	1,040
Energy drinks used	+30	1	31
Energy refills	+55	136	191
Attacks won	+1,122	7,165	8,287
Defends won	+16	18	34
Criminal offenses	+9,856	67,512	77,368
Times traveled	+24	1,128	1,152
Time played (days)	+2	32.1	34.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 3 Sep 2026 · 24 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,040; #30,498 tied with 18 others top 12%
Energy refills: 191; #44,291 tied with 114 others top 18%
Energy drinks used: 31; #42,495 tied with 468 others top 34%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 21; #64,845 tied with 879 others top 47%
Elo rating: 1,980; #20,872 tied with 41 others top 1.1%
Best damage: 6,576; #20,532 tied with 13 others top 1.4%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 25 Jan 2026 and 3 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 12 · archived: 11 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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