This kid wakes up and asks his maid where his parents are so she says, "They are in bed." the little boy laughs then eats his breakfast then goes out to play. At lunch he comes back and asks the maid again, "Where are my parents" so the maid said, "They are still in bed" The little boy laughs even harder and finishes lunch and goes out to play until dinner. At dinner he asks the maid where his parents are and she said "They are still in bed, but before you laugh can I ask why you keep laughing when I tell you they are in bed?" The little boy chuckles and says " Because when my dad asked me to get him the lube, I gave him the super glue!"
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You wake up in a box heading straight up. You start to freak out and start yelling but to no avail. A few seconds later the box stops and there is a hissing. two doors slide open and sunlight pours through. You can't remember your name and who you are. Your name will come back to you in a couple of days.
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I have two parakeets and was wanting some advice on how to tame them.
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I'm walking thro the forest and hear a battle going on so I run over to a cave where I see people fighting. "Hello? Why are you guys fighting?" I asked to the people fighting but they did not hear me
"I can blink behind the van so take me off as well" I said happily
Geez guys I was just tryna be funny
I maxed the bad jokes and sarcastic remarks
Life is a RPG, but some people have maxed out the wrong stats. Change my mind
Hell no I don't feel bad about killing them. They are called bugs for a reason. They bug you and I hate all bugs/insects. ...except fuzzy bumblebee's...
"Ok got it. Let's move" I said
"Hey everyone you see these plants right here?" I said excitedly to the group. I look at the faces of the group to see that they are confused. " these plants were used by the Sioux to make a poultice in the old days. It has been said to heal any wound within a couple of hours." "Wait a minute while I grab some.
"Good job Dave" I said to the bird, handing him some seeds. I wrapped the birds head with some bandages and then fed him more seeds. "Sorry buddy but back in the bag you go" I said to the bird gently putting him in the bag.
" I can walk" I said happily "actually more like blink behind the van. And maybe I could even help the other. Considering that if I touch something while I blink it goes with me." I stated
(I've been trying to find a spot to come in at but haven't seen a place to come in. Where can I come in at?)
(Ooc) I'm part of the magical beings btw
*I walk thro the woods* (To myself) "Why is everyone scared of me? I know I am a literal hulk but I'm really nice on the inside." *I sit down against a tree and start to go to sleep*
Name: Tobias
Age: 21
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Powers: Super strength, Rage(I'm super angry and can run twice as fast and is twice and strong)
Skills: Can leap really high, can bend metal, and can crush rocks easily
Description:7'9, strong, muscles bulging, basically a giant.
Temperament: Kind and gentle around people he knows. Can get angry really quick.
Likes: Being helpful
Dislikes: People who are rude to his friends
Age: 21
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Powers: Super strength, Rage(I'm super angry and can run twice as fast and is twice and strong)
Skills: Can leap really high, can bend metal, and can crush rocks easily
Description:7'9, strong, muscles bulging, basically a giant.
Temperament: Kind and gentle around people he knows. Can get angry really quick.
Likes: Being helpful
Dislikes: People who are rude to his friends
"Hey can we hurry up and stop arguing we need to focus on the mission."
"Hey echo I can carry Dave in my satchel. I have some food in there for him and I can wrap his head with a bandage." I said grabbing a roll of bandages out of my bag and holding out my hand, reaching for the bird.
(Where can I come back in at?)
"Fun fact did you know that crows and ravens can actually mimic human speech? That's how the bird is able to make out sounds and stuff like this." I said
"Guys what happened to our cabin!?!?" I shouted?
"Dave come here bud" I said as I held out some sunflower seeds.