Chris

[2685588] Level 100 Invincible Thief

Too Sober for this Shit BEER AlcoholicSecretary at [H] Too Sober to Lay PipeMarried to NathanC

Observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · Torn public profile

Chris is a level 100 player in Too Sober for this Shit who signed up on 5 Jun 2021. Their standout stat is Money mugged: #13, top 0.0016% of ranked players.

#13 for money mugged top 0.0016% of ranked players
#385 for networth top 0.016% of ranked players
Signed up 5 Jun 2021 (5 years ago)
672 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,916; #1,245,929 tied with 256 others top 50%
Awards: 479; #9,278 tied with 101 others top 0.81%; +4 since Jan
Networth: $156,623,830,573; #385 top 0.016%; +29,953,069,839 since Jan
Xanax taken: 4,083; #7,113 tied with 4 others top 2.7%; +572 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 3,164; #3,055 tied with 1 other top 2.5%; +23 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,421; #9,114 tied with 13 others top 3.7%; +198 since Jan
Attacks won: 24,753; #1,168 top 0.11%; +969 since Jan
Defends won: 723; #10,810 tied with 24 others top 1.6%; +26 since Jan
Revives given: 26; #29,505 tied with 432 others top 38%; +13 since Jan
People busted: 125; #34,725 tied with 146 others top 21%; +124 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 83,482; #10,546 top 2.3%; +6,703 since Jan
Races won: 172; #24,290 tied with 104 others top 18%; +20 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,244; #22,459 tied with 21 others top 10%; +59 since Jan
Time played (days): 275.8; #1,718 top 0.12%; +13.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#13

Combat

Money mugged

$200,073,513,397 top 0.0016%

#385

Economy

Networth

$156,623,830,573 top 0.016%

#150

Combat

Largest mug

$2,400,000,000 top 0.018%

#139

Bounties

Bounties received

3,184 top 0.028%

#201

Bounties

Value of bounties received

$941,696,614 top 0.044%

#1,718

Activity

Time played

275.8 top 0.12%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 5

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#109

Combat

Unarmored fights won

6,303 top 0.013%

#387

Combat

Stealthed attacks

19,493 top 0.045%

#339

Combat

One-hit kills

16,317 top 0.063%

#306tied with 1 other

Profile

Enemies

tied with 1 other

327 top 0.087%

#557tied with 1 other

Hospital

Revives received

tied with 1 other

1,575 top 0.09%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+4	475	479
Networth	+29,953,069,839	$126,670,760,734	$156,623,830,573
Xanax taken	+572	3,511	4,083
Energy drinks used	+23	3,141	3,164
Energy refills	+198	1,223	1,421
Attacks won	+969	23,784	24,753
Defends won	+26	697	723
Revives given	+13	13	26
People busted	+124	1	125
Criminal offenses	+6,703	76,779	83,482
Races won	+20	152	172
Times traveled	+59	1,185	1,244
Time played (days)	+13.9	261.9	275.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago

Xanax taken: 4,083; #7,113 tied with 4 others top 2.7%
Energy refills: 1,421; #9,114 tied with 13 others top 3.7%
Energy drinks used: 3,164; #3,055 tied with 1 other top 2.5%
Stat enhancers used: 6; #2,006 tied with 178 others top 18%
Boosters used: 1,108; #1,298 tied with 2 others top 0.92%
Elo rating: 2,534; #4,901 tied with 25 others top 0.26%
Best damage: 15,230; #4,130 tied with 1 other top 0.29%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 25 Jan 2026 and 4 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 664 · archived: 672 · threads started (archived): 27

Threads started 5 most recent

Buying Sports Sneakers 13.5b Trading Post · 21 Apr · 30 replies
Buying maxed P.I (1.65b) Properties · 30 Dec 2025 · 0 replies
Xmas event, won't let me change start time Bugs & Issues · 19 Dec 2025 · 2 replies
Event not reducing some hospitalisations by 75% Bugs & Issues · 9 Dec 2025 · 7 replies
Fixed, grave :) Bugs & Issues · 26 Nov 2025 · 4 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company Hell's Kitchen → [H] Too Sober to Lay Pipe between 25 Jan and 4 Sep

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