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STAY away from Wolf Pack - scammed months of PA. · · 120 likes

Hey guys!

 

I am a pretty inactive player, I barely play, so I guess I am an easy target. I'm making this post to warn other fellow Torn players to not spend months doing PA and hits for a faction that will scam your vault balance and all PA earnings. I even did 1000+ hits in the halloween chain, and got scammed just like that.

 

I had over 50m+ balance and 4 PA payments not paid (not paid for over 2 months.) Leadership kept saying that they would pay out soon, but when 2 months had passed I knew it was time to stop war'ing for them and wait for payment. Then I got kicked for asking for the payment, and my balance was also stolen (I asked for it 3 times to 3 different "officers). 

 

 

I don't intend to create any drama, nor do I want any bounties placed on anyone, scamming is fair play. I simply want to warn other Torn players considering joining Wolf Pack to stay away.

 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

  • Manual labor 58,500
  • Intelligence 103,245
  • Endurance 85,216
  • Total 246,961

 

Looking to join a new company, any type. 1 star or 10. Will consider offers over 6m per day.  Or trains and lower pay. 10 EE.

A little call for help · · 4 likes

Beggars should be banned

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 5 likes

Looking for a faction with free xanax.

Attacking Abroad 2022-03-30 · · 8 likes

Oh no, my mugging income

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Love the new design update! · · 10 likes

Thank you for implementing a feature that shows my chat ban duration. 

 

As I am approaching 3 years of my chat ban, this will for sure be an important part of my rehabiliation plan, the constant visual reminder will keep me in check and truly make me think about how to behave :3

Thank you devs!  

And be ready in 2038 Torn!!!! I'm coming for your chatboxes!!!

 

Almost 15 years of gaming and I am quiting! I had enough! · · 3 likes

Hey I see your networth is 22b.

 

Can I have your stuff? I agree with everything you said mkay israel india palestine all that stuff bogie,  just gimme ur stuff man. Then logout

I'll even go to the middle east and negotiate a peace deal just send me ur 22b

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

LF faction, 3.4b total.  I'm chat banned so I will attack any target except bonus hit in RW, I will not see chat.   Either revive faction OR weekly RW, which means every single week.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

  • Manual labor 58,500
  • Intelligence 103,245
  • Endurance 85,216
  • Total 246,961

 

Looking to join a new company, any type. 1 star or 10. Will consider offers over 6m per day.  Or trains and lower pay. 10 EE.

Kmancil11 Worst Buymugger Ever · · 1 like

Did that hurt you so much

Whiny neckbeards xD · · 2 likes

Oh you want to go there? Ok, look, let me translate your post into what you're actually saying:

 

"With my modest few years in the game I’ve noticed the redditification of torn. The community used to be a somewhat understanding and tolerant to an extent. I understand factions and RWs are important to faction leaders and whatnot but having a swearing fit at me over “almost costing you the war” is so crazy and childish in my eyes. Yes I was a bit late to informing people that I was in the middle of moving into a house but you were aware of my circumstances nonetheless. I was kicked from fac with a horrible message which really ticked me off as i understand the reasoning but a simple and sincere message could’ve done. I suppose when all you do is live and breathe torn that’s how you get. Maybe try spending some time out side of torn, go outside or spend some time with family but then again touching grass is unheard of neckbeards like that ;P"

 

Let's start:

 

"With my modest few years in the game I’ve noticed the redditification of torn. The community used to be a somewhat understanding and tolerant to an extent." 

Translation:  I subconsciously try to establish that I have observed a decline of Torn players' behaviour over years, in an attempt to make my post more believable by using time as a psychological effect targeting neural pathways in readers brains that use length of time as an indicator for truth, which most of us do.

 

"I understand factions and RWs are important to faction leaders and whatnot but having a swearing fit at me over “almost costing you the war” is so crazy and childish in my eyes."

Translation: I start by expressing that I understand factions and RWs are important, but I am severely hurt by reading mean words sent to my inbox by a person online. Being cursed at in an online text game severly hurt me to the point I need to make a post about it to get revenge for the pain I felt, and the amount of pain I feel can in my eyes not be compared to some caches on a game. 

 

 

"Yes I was a bit late to informing people that I was in the middle of moving into a house but you were aware of my circumstances nonetheless."

Translation: I somehow take responsibility for being inactive, while choosing to not inform about being hosped 28 times and doing 2 hits during the entire war that lasted several days, and I lie and try to make people believe that I was carrying boxes to a van, and unloading them for 24 hours a day for several days, so I could not self hosp or click "hit". I also don't talk about when I was in the toilet and could have just self hosped or done a few attacks (because I don't care I'm just mad.)

 

 

"I was kicked from fac with a horrible message which really ticked me off as i understand the reasoning but a simple and sincere message could’ve done." 

Translation: I was kicked and received 20 words that hurt me so much it ruined my mood for days on end and made me write this post.   I wish people stop cursing online so that I do not get my week ruined by reading the text.  We all need to adapt because I have 100x more problems with it than anyone else online. I am demanding faction leaders to send sincere messages to ppl ruining their wars so that the other few % of ppl who gets so hurt won't get hurt. 

 

"I suppose when all you do is live and breathe torn that’s how you get. Maybe try spending some time out side of torn, go outside or spend some time with family but then again touching grass is unheard of neckbeards like that ;P"

Translation:   Since I am so hurt by the words in my inbox, I will now take my revenge.  So to everyone who hurt me and considers sending me a rude mail, I decide this about you and your life;  

  1. Your life is only about Torn, that's why you are drawing oxygen, hence the sole purpose of your life. Which I say to try to hurt you because I believe you are equally fragile as me, and you will cry because I say you don't have a job, education, hobbies etc.
  2. I tell you to try go even spend an hour outside of the Torn.com website, with the intent of making you truly feel how awful the life I decide you have is.
  3. I declare that you do not love your family or allocate them any time, with the intent of hurting the deepest core of you, namely your bond to your mom, dad, siblings etc. That will do it!
  4. I end with saying that it's unheard of any of you to even be able to touch grass, so I'm saying that even if I advise you to fix your life, start spending time with your family, get hobbies, careers etc, it will not help you because you are not even able to hear it, so I hurt you extra, by offering you "advise" then saying it won't work hahahaha

 

To be honest bro, 10/10 for the emotions. Now I can go a few months being normal again. 

 

Whiny neckbeards xD · · 5 likes

So you got kicked and now we all have a user on reddit.com and are toxic redditors?

 

I see why you have problems communicating with your faction. 

PRIDE month comes to an end. What are you proud of? ·

Proud of neuroplasticity enhancing ppl sucking d

Variations of Bastards Thread · · 1 like

Cheer up baddydaddy

Variations of Bastards Thread ·

You.  Not OP, you. Yes you, you that is currently reading these words. It's you I hate. Forever. Cuz I love you so much that it hurts :3333333

Staff did it again! · · 3 likes

Oh, I see.

 

You're out here fighting demons from your past. 

 

You don't mean anything you just said. You think you do, but you don't.  You're just unable to admit any wrongdoing because you got too hurt doing that in the past.   And no, staff, I won't go Carl Jung on him. I know it's against the rules.

 

You're not in the same reality as me and the rest of the ppl in this thread, so I'm not spending more time on it. You're right in your mind.  It's not stupidity, it's being a big baby who got emotionally hurt by not getting their mug money and now dieing on the hill. Woah! What a big man you are! You're not afraid to call ppl stupid, huh?  You might think you're not. But I can smell your fear from here, boy. You're the most fragile person I've came across.

 

Do me a favor and go heal.

Staff did it again! ·

Yeah, you're right, what I wrote was wrong.  Oof I hope they refunded most of yours :D

Staff did it again! · · 4 likes

Hello, Sir.

 

Let me try to understand your POV:

 

You mugged A7MED and got $0. You later discovered that A7MED owed -$3,243,527,900, plus the sale amount he received. Upon realizing this, you got angry because you hold the opinion that the game mechanics should be fair for everyone, and you felt deceived. The game mechanics that you know so very well stopped applying, and you feel very bad about it. Then you called it a “bug” in the code, and it is unknown if you actually mean that it is a coding mistake that admins should fix, or if you are just mad at the admins. That is what “happened” from your POV, as I understand it. If you disagree, feel free to correct me.

 

Now, personally, I believe you know it is not a bug, but I do understand that you typed it considering your frustration, from your frustrated point of view. I also noticed that bogie called you a bitch, and most Torn members disagreed with you, which seemed to make you even more angry and frustrated, which, from your view, I totally understand. It is not fun to lose 50m from a mug you, from my guess, seem very emotionally invested in, and then be made a fool of in the forums.

 

 

However, it is a well-known fact that this can happen. It is part of the game mechanics, and staff and developers have confirmed that it is not a bug, as many players are also aware. It is a code feature with the purpose of collecting owed money. Most games have similar features, and deciding if it is “fair” or not is difficult. It made me think of an example in iOS gaming, which is a massive industry. There have been cases where people spend $3,000 on their Clash of Clans town, only to be raided by some dude chargebacking the whole payment to Apple the next day, losing the soldiers they paid over $1,000 for. Apple even refunds those payments 100% of the time. I do not think it is “fair” or “positive” in Torn either, but I do believe it is the only solution to a massive problem. I would rather get hit by that a few times in my Torn career than let casino scammers, bug abusers, chargebackers, or players who suffered collateral damage from other people’s malicious activities just get ways to not pay their debt.

 

 

Let’s explore a hypothetical solution, the only one I see. During the first 24 hours of being in negative balance, since their RW will update, there could be a button when trying to mug: “ARE YOU SURE? THIS PLAYER HAS A NEGATIVE BALANCE.” A simple if statement combined with the negative value could work. Pseudocode: if mug.incoming && user.balance < 0, then print: “WARNING! THIS PLAYER HAS A NEGATIVE BALANCE.”       Now, what scandal could that lead to? It would be guaranteed to lead to chains being broken, with someone trying to save a chain and then getting hit with that message on one of the tens of thousands of accounts that currently have a negative balance. More importantly, staff have said that they are not interested in even discussing it, which, in my opinion, we just need to accept. It is their game, after all.

I understand that you are frustrated, and we do not have to attack each other. Sometimes things get heated. But I do love all of you guys, and we will be happy again. <3

Tips for getting first PI? ·

Casino ban yourself <3

How much would it take for you to scam your faction? ·

30b on a good day, 1b on a bad day.

How busy are you? · · 1 like

I said days.... I do play all night :D

How busy are you? ·

It's a text game, most days I spend max 10mins a day on it.

Sweeney_Todd, a confession... ·

Are you claiming that acting for 21 years, 2 months and 26 days isn't likely?       He was clearly just acting dude... He had a pre-compiled .txt file a mean person he found on Myspace back in the days wrote to him, including some weird ass emoji and a TONNNNNN OF INSULTS... And he's been pulling through the day ins and day outs of his acting craft..... Give him some creds <333333    

 

My dad hadn't even seen my moms ass yet when bro started acting.

Sweeney_Todd, a confession... ·

I feel physically ill seeing you write an apology post.   I miss the times where you didn't give a f**k what we thought Champ... sick I guess your 50's made you soft... But I've seen that happen with many of my friends dads... In their 50's they soften.   

 

 

(And no, I'm not allowed to write that word out guys.)

Sweeney_Todd, a confession... · · 5 likes

"Hey guys, I've been an asshole for 7700 days but I didn't mean it okaaay? I just did it because the people at my job are so incompetent with computers :((( And someone's forcing me to work there so I was an asshole for 20 years.... But remember, I did NOT mean it! <3"

 

I don't know what to say. Whatever I guess.