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Under new management: Old forum post by Roland410 Here
Continuing the HH legacy built by all the previous management crew.
Happy Hoppers
Selling MAX happy merit and happy steals for trains at 25k/43k/99k happy. Get your massive gains today!
Well hello there! Just a little introduction, we provide people with opportunities to do 99k Happy Jumps, through our dedicated team of Happy sellers who regularly coordinate happy jumps almost everyday!
1. For the max Happy Merit. Ecstatic honor bar -> 
2. Tonnes of Refills - After a long period of inactivity, you gather up refills that you can use to refill your energy (Yup, gain those massive juice stats instantly to restart your Torn life)
3. Happiness booster - If you already have rather high stats and just want some extra happy boost in exchange for slightly more stats. (Xan + refill + full can booster train would give you around 43k Happiness)
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Alright so how does things work here at Happy Hoppers?
Happy Hoppers has a team of sellers jumping pretty regularly. Every Seller is able to get to 99,999 Happiness in their jumps. The scheduled buyers in the jump will then use 2 Poison Mistletoes which would give them around 43k Happiness (25k from first steal, 18k from second steal); all without adding any time on their booster cooldown. This gives the buyers the opportunity to use Energy Cans or FHCs for energy, to continue training while they are still at high happiness! Talk about massive gains :)
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But first, some useful resources
Omanpx's "Torn UI" gym gains calculator and more:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16289725&b=0&a=0
https://algisk.shinyapps.io/Torn-UI/
Vladar's training formula V2, and calculator:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16182535&b=0&a=0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_-2F84ac3ggUD8I9fzrHiv_aTk5AA2hsjo7Cr365SCA/edit?gid=0#gid=0
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Prices:
Regular Jumpers - 8edvds when only 1 customer signs up, 7 for duos, and 5 per slot fo rother jumps
Priority Slot - 1 eDVD on top of the regular fee
This is meant for people who fear being later down the line, in case someone ODs. This fee is not refundable, unless the seller ODs.
Extra Slots in a regular jump - 5 eDVDs/slot
This is meant for people who need a bit more time, but don't want to pay for a private jump. Each slot gives 2 minutes to the jumper. This is paid in advance and not refundable, unless the seller ODs.
Solo/Private Jumps - 15 eDVDs
Full amount is paid in advance, refunds can be done 30 hours in advance or if the seller overdoses.
Some flexibility allowed on the jump time within reason, subject to the seller's availability.
All of our jumps are coordinated on Discord, so do join it if you are interested in signing up for one of the jumps or just wish to find out more about us! :)
Happy Hoppers Discord: https://discord.gg/T4MDMv4EAn
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If you are interested in joining as a Jump BUYER (with discord), you will need to
- Join our Discord Server
- Look out for upcoming jumps in #jump-schedule and ping the Jumper in #jump-request
For any questions, feel free to ask in General Chat.
If you are interested in joining as a Jump BUYER (without discord), you will need to
- Message OrangeSoda01 for Information about the upcoming jumps.
(They will refer you to a jump based on availability…)
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If you are interested in joining as a Jump SELLER, you will need to
- Be in a faction with 48 Hours of Booster Cooldown
- Be in a 9/10* AN
Then chat OrangeSoda01 for what to do next.
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If you have any questions / feedback / complaints or want to join us as a seller, chat
To book jumps without using Discord, feel free to MESSAGE OrangeSoda01.
Ex-Admins- Fermion, YellowFlash, -Danny-, LAFAT, Roland410
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