Parsnipstew

[2738309] Level 68 Supreme Coward

Married to Devanna

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · Torn public profile

Parsnipstew is a level 68 player who signed up on 10 Dec 2021. Their standout stat is Networth: #37,184, top 1.6% of ranked players.

#37,184 for networth top 1.6% of ranked players
#9,646 for rounds fired top 1% of ranked players
Signed up 10 Dec 2021 (4 years ago)
22 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 68; #29,264 tied with 598 others top 1.2%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,729; #1,297,712 tied with 238 others top 52%
Awards: 356; #27,474 tied with 168 others top 2.4%; +4 since Jan
Networth: $5,337,787,026; #37,184 top 1.6%; +546,020,038 since Jan
Xanax taken: 895; #32,927 tied with 11 others top 12%; +42 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 21; #48,123 tied with 701 others top 39%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 248; #38,387 tied with 93 others top 16%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 4,105; #28,053 tied with 1 other top 2.6%; +22 since Jan
Defends won: 89; #78,114 tied with 755 others top 12%; +5 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 3; #115,245 tied with 9,115 others top 74%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 24,589; #38,053 top 8.1%; +892 since Jan
Races won: 15; #89,543 tied with 1,496 others top 67%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 964; #29,589 tied with 33 others top 14%; +5 since Jan
Time played (days): 21.7; #47,515 top 3.4%; +0.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#37,184

Economy

Networth

$5,337,787,026 top 1.6%

#9,646

Combat

Rounds fired

139,523 top 1%

#28,053tied with 1 other

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 1 other

4,105 top 2.6%

#38,894tied with 17 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 17 others

3,146 top 1.9%

#9,655

Items

Candy used

6,036 top 2.2%

#23,916tied with 2 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 2 others

9,246 top 2.3%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 9 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	67	68
Awards	+4	352	356
Networth	+546,020,038	$4,791,766,988	$5,337,787,026
Xanax taken	+42	853	895
Attacks won	+22	4,083	4,105
Defends won	+5	84	89
Criminal offenses	+892	23,697	24,589
Times traveled	+5	959	964
Time played (days)	+0.4	21.3	21.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago

Xanax taken: 895; #32,927 tied with 11 others top 12%
Energy refills: 248; #38,387 tied with 93 others top 16%
Energy drinks used: 21; #48,123 tied with 701 others top 39%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 206; #19,673 tied with 93 others top 14%
Elo rating: 1,461; #47,832 tied with 73 others top 2.5%
Best damage: 3,984; #41,051 tied with 15 others top 2.9%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 24 · archived: 22 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

Cannabis tripled for 420 Questions & Answers · 16 Apr 2023 · 17 replies
Round number bug (android chrome) Bugs & Issues · 21 Feb 2022 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company Big Stepper Logistics → none between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Left Running with Scissors [RWS] between 26 Jan and 5 Sep

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