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[Giveaway] Ash's Weapons Parade · · 10 likes

Hello all. I’am sort of caught in an not so fortunate situation, with bounties back and forth and stuff. But that does not mean I can just sit there and do nothing. I’am giving away weapons. Not because I quit. Because I have too much of them and they don’t have to lie around. I don’t know why. I bought too much weapons. I’m Gunman. Just post and I’ll randomly send weapons to you. I don’t check the quality or accuracy/damage, so you never know if you get something that’s worth more then an plain weapon.

You can post multiple times, but no double posting. Maybe it gives you twice or thrice the luck, or it reduces your luck of getting something respectable to the absolute ZERO. I cannot tell. If you had fun trying and (selling) your new weapon, please upvote this thread and leave a nice comment bragging about your weapon. Otherwise, just sit back, and hope RNG’s on your side. Please be patient, sometimes I’am in hospital or flying. Otherwise your just not chosen by RNG luck.

Prize Weapons Sent:

You sent an Axe to Garodah with the message: Ash's ACTIVE Weapons Giveaway
You sent an M16 A2 Rifle to Ridgeback with the message: Ash's Weapon Giveaway
You sent a Magnum to OzTheDefiler with the message: Ash's Good Luck Weapon Giveaway
You sent a Samurai Sword to 703337 with the message: Ash's RNG Weapon Giveaway lololol
You sent an XM8 Rifle to Devasur with the message: Ash's Weapons Giveaway
You sent a Benelli M1 Tactical to AcidTiger with the message: Ash's Weapon Giveaway - Welcome to Torn!
You sent an M4A1 Colt Carbine to RaSiGha with the message: Ash's Weapon Giveaway
You sent a Dagger to Notem with the message: Ash's Weapon Giveaway
You sent a Heckler & Koch SL8 to Satanisaaron with the message: Ash's Weapon Giveaway


GET POSTING PEOPLE! NEVER KNOW WHEN OPPORTUNITY SHINES

FAQ

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONESAT!!!!!! · · 3 likes

You sent a Christmas Gnome to oneSAT with the message: Merry Christmas (Present)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Not found again. Please start some offers ;

Infinite Ends - Prepping... · · 2 likes

So excited! I love these fun prize games where you can actually win something if you use your butt brain instead of common sense. Weird and wonderful. Setting thirty minute timer..... I’m ready to face the challenges, and enjoy the game overall.

Free Armalite!! Newbies Only · · 2 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Something I find interesting is of this game, it’s really interesting by itself. It’s just different from the other online games I play…, well it’s also very fun as well for some reason beating people or warring. It’s weird that evilness appealed to me, I don’t think I’ll win but first post baby! Also, I’am the first one to like it.[/background]

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I cannot help but liking all the drama that happens.

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Wunda's Wonderland -BUYING EVERYTHING(+RW stuff) · · 1 like

Best trader ever! Recommended for everyone and it’s a big rare R++ here.

Beesus' + SPearl's Giveaway Thread - COMPS + MORE! ·

Test my luck at this

hello i'm new · · 4 likes

Hi there! I know starting a new game may be overwhelming, and confusing as you have realistically no clue on what is it, how to play it, and how to get good at the game. Read the people above, the basics. Here to explain some things not to do.

- Beg for Money
- Insult or Disrespect Older Players
-Spam in New Player or Trade Chat
-Join a new faction that cannot support you
- randomly mug or bounty people

Just some of the most common pitfalls I see when I contact newbies. Hopefully you avoid them.

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[Giveaway] Ash's Weapons Parade ·

Update: Weapons Giveaway FAQ

Yes, I’m still a N00B that somehow wants to giveaway stupid weapons that if you probably searched the damn dump, you would find. But it’s 100% free, liking is optional and I Don’t honestly think anyone would bribe me. It’s pretty obvious I’m not gonna produce a ranked war weapon out of no where and someone’s going to become a Billionaire overnight, that’s a note for all of you disappointed for not getting something legendary. But you never know, maybe later something will happen or it’s just gambler’s fallacy. Below, I have put together a detailed FAQ at your pleasure,

Q: I posted and I didn’t get a weapon! What happened?


Well, if you had read the directions on the first page, you would see I’m not required to send a weapon to every poster. That would be boring for me having to send 2000 weapons, besides trying to get unique weapons so y’all are entertained and not disgusted at me sending everyone 0.69% hammers that are worth less then $1. Besides, I can be in hospital, flying, chatting, or simply just watching this forum thread before I send. So please don’t get mad over me not sending everyone weapons, only some some of you get weapons and other get nothing but air.

Q: Are you a stupid Karma Farmer?


Come on. Like I actually send weapons. This is NOT to farm Karma. I mean all Fun and Games Giveaways get Karma naturally, but I have no intention to see the green like button to boom over night. Only like if it you like the giveaway, or got a decent weapon, or whatever to your entitled bias. If I was to farm karma, I would send no weapons and make a fake promise of someone getting a insanely rare weapon at my dumb net-worth. Get over this thought.


Q: Do you read everyone’s posts?

Good question. But to be honest, I actually read everyone’s posts. Even if they were posted days ago, I still read them for fun and LOL at how you want weapons. So beware what your posting! Hint hint, maybe something’s going on with these posts or I’m just making an empty threat. But I’m always watching you even if it says I’m offline or Idle (We can read forums without logging into our Torn Account, just no posting).

Infinite Ends - Prepping... ·

I knew that being dizzy and not having any puzzle pieces were losing for sure. Just as expected, even if I didn’t get carried away drinking beer I would still have lost seeing the last round results. Perhaps add more opportunities more late game so everyone, not just those with a lucky start can have a shot at this. GG, congrats, thanks for hosting.

Samaritan's Giveaway ·

I just spent four hours helping a faction member find a good job. Hopefully I get something good.

[RW] WAR Vs Riot · · 1 like

To be continued......

Coin flip ·

It should be there is a 50/50 chance that you’ll send two back. The fact that there is no reward in the game (you don’t get anything if he sends it back) and there is a chance he’s just going to take the Xanax, it’s a scam. So basically your using $1 and giving it to someone, and they can choose to give it back or not. Pure scam. Probably because you need Xanax to Slut.

Giveaway random items ·

Try my luck!

[Giveaway] Ash's Weapons Parade ·

This is Still Happening!

Please check the first page/opening post to see who received the prizes, the qualifications and easy rules to follow, and what kind of funny shit is people posting in not-so-RNG lottery! Remember, your words impact your Torn Life. No, I don’t mean your Torn. I mean the place that is Torn.
(Lolololol, I’m a machine powerful human that has a sense of humor)

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