I spend lots of time in a hospital bed and not having a phone to play torn while I wait for some unknown inevitability REALLY was a downer but my friend just recently gifted me a smart phone! Yaayyyyy!! Now I can bug the living hell out of all the nurses as they drone over me with all the reasons why they should be playing this amazing game lol
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Cavemanius [2743713] Level 41
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- My daughter lost her first tooth!!! Yippee!:)
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- [Open] I am SELLING losses 350k per loss
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Anybody not playing this us MISSING OUT!!!!!!!!!
Selling losses 350k per loss
Whaaaaaat! That's amazing!
F*CK EM! STAY FRESH AND KEEP THAT POSITIVE MENTALITY!!!!
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07:27:53 - 09/01/26 You sent 5x Morphine to janeydoe with the message: Gift game
She's growing up too fast lol sorry everybody
Throwing my name into the hat praying to the RNG GODS OF TORN. Also just performing this act shows you have a sense of control already so Im sure you got this....I may need to follow you're example someday. "Sounds like you just grabbed life by the balls, now hold on for dear life".
Happy new year!! Gosh I hope I'm not too late ! 🤞
Throwing my name in the hat 🥳 crossing my fingys 🤞
I'm looking for a payout faction or war faction
Strength 10,761 +8%
Defense 10,373 +17%
Speed 11,256 +39%
Dexterity 11,871 +17%
Total 44,261
Won 85 xan!!!!!!! Just as good as the other casino and can pretty much guarantee tons of improvement in the future. Noggin never fails to impress!
Yayyyyyyy!!!!!
Idk discord
Please help me Finnish Duke mission, defeat Duke. Please!
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Lmao! I meant I spend alot of time in the hospital in real life buddy, but I do appreciate the warm "welcome" You Rock!
I spend more time in the hospital explaining this game to my poor nurses than I would like to admit 😔 and I may spend most of my time being broke and scrounging for money here in Torn, But im very grateful to the devs and the massive player base for the joy it's brought me in my time since discovering this great game, I don't have the ability to do lots of things so the unmatched time filling torn provides brings me a sort of "comfort" or "relief". The player base being as unpredictable as it is helps break up the repetitive nature of my everyday lifestyle, I'm so grateful to all of you for many reasons. THANK YOU!
Government is much like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet, the itch is gone but the stain is still left behind
Bless me RNG gods! Lol
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