I'll give it a shot. :)
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I haven't spent much time posting on the forums in my first year or so here, but just want to say that this might be my second favorite thread ever -- behind only Baldr's tips for noobs. It's the details that make it great. The fact that AUTISTIC_DRAGON is all caps and super villains is small case. The fact that he doesn't put any commas in when describing his huge pile of $$$. The wonderfully cringe dragon profile pic he somehow created while at the same time taking phone pics of his computer screen for later posts. The fact that he's still LEVEL 1 through all of this. It's just awesome.
P.S. Random idea for Bogie/Ched: Assuming this has wrapped up before then, maybe as a garbage dump find this Christmas we could get an AUTISTIC_DRAGON ADOPTION CERTIFICATE that would give us periodic updates on what he's up to. Feel like I might have withdrawal without it. :)
P.S. Random idea for Bogie/Ched: Assuming this has wrapped up before then, maybe as a garbage dump find this Christmas we could get an AUTISTIC_DRAGON ADOPTION CERTIFICATE that would give us periodic updates on what he's up to. Feel like I might have withdrawal without it. :)
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Hey:
I've never actually met you, but have always kept half an eye on your faction since I started the game with a few of your members in PT-Ironhearts. That said, I'll chime in here since I maybe do have something nice to say about you -- your account has made me laugh out loud at least three times.
1.). First, of course, that faction name -- Shiny Horde Avian Team. Funny stuff.
2.). I thought https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16472900 was a legit clever forum post. I'm still impressed with that massive hit-streak accomplishment, by the way. :)
3.). Your celebration of 1,000 enemies and its associated profile pic https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16472900 was appropriately villainous.
Anyway, three chuckles from someone I don't even know. Not bad at all.
All best w/whatever's next.
Big news, everyone::
1.) Now available in my bazaar, 12 pairs of wellington boots, slightly gnawed.
2.) I'm also offering up a new head-butting service at the low cost of 2 Xanax per smackdown. PM me for details.
Also, just to set the record straight, I actually did bite the **** out of the mayor's wife.
Thanks again to everyone who adopted me. Just a reminder that my birthday is tomorrow, January 4th, in case you wanted to send me a present or something. Oh, and in case you don't see this post today, my birthday is also on January 5th.
All best,
ATD, aka "The Cube"
Q: What do you call an owl with a low voice?
A: A growl.
A little known piece of SHAT trivia is that the faction was actually named after one of the great musical performers of our time -- William SHATner. In light of that, I offer up what many consider to be his masterpiece:
Interesting strategy. Wondering whether PT had all the people hanging out in Switzerland and SA do a full 1000e stack.
A lot of blue- and green-font posts like this one just remind you of how actually clever and funny THEFERRETT can be.
This reminds me of my six-year-old nephew doing a long, rambling impression of Chris Rock -- just much less funny. And by "much less" I mean "not at all."
I feel like I was so lucky to get recruited to PT-Penguins at a time when I had zero understanding of the game. Apollyon [445323] and TriTuRaDoR [1021253] offered endless encouragement. Legaci [2100546] gave me money for a first PI rental and a suitcase and wouldn't let me give the money back. Dr_V [2037780] taught me about things like happy jumping.
Looks like they've all moved on from PT for one reason or another, as have I, but I'll always appreciate that first hundred days.
P.S. Things come full circle -- we're fighting against them in a couple days.
No clue when the next one will be released, but if Ched reads the message boards he’d know that the last crime of the year should definitely be released on DN.
(December Ninth)
This is sort of awesome. I'll give it a shot with two questions just to see what happens.
Dear Uncle Sweeney:
1.) What were the three best albums of the 1970s?
2.) If all the animals in the world were the same size, which one would win in a fight?
Q: How many Autistic Dragons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Since I don't see him listed here, I'll throw out a vote for Mug [553318]. He's written several guides that I've heard people quote from extensively and that helped me a lot at various phases of my early- to mid-game. They're well-written, irreverent, and funny.
Baldr, Emforus, and Andyman are also great choices, but others got to them before me. :)
I can't help it -- no matter how hard I try not to look I just really really love threads like this.
The only critique I'd make is that the proper description of the amount of money stolen, of course, is $60000000. Hazbin Hotel is never going to get t mentioned alongside legendary noob factions like super villains if they keep wasting all that time typing a bunch of superfluous commas. :)
The only critique I'd make is that the proper description of the amount of money stolen, of course, is $60000000. Hazbin Hotel is never going to get t mentioned alongside legendary noob factions like super villains if they keep wasting all that time typing a bunch of superfluous commas. :)
Every now and again there’s one of these threads that cracks me up. In this case it’s from imagining any life scenario where I’d find myself in a vicious online throw down with a dude named “GooseHogNuts.”
Merry Christmas Mud (1740734} and to all of Team Vulpes. (And the rest of Torn too.)
What did one snowman say to the other?
Dude! Do you smell carrots?
Dude! Do you smell carrots?
At this point, I think OP's main issue is that he's not thinking big enough. I mean, through his "hard work" look how close he was to getting a position with "the best hang in the gang" Monarch -- only to be tragically thwarted by the fact that they were temporarily full. So, I think these could be his next steps in what's obviously been a super productive early game so far.
Step 1: Recruit 5 members of Monarch to the new super villains.
Step 2: Once you see they're there, quickly disband your faction and join Monarch. You know they'll have room now!
Step 3: Use your high-level communication skills to gain access to the vault. When you get it, quickly take $120000000000000000000.
Step 4: Leave Monarch and form the new new super villains.
Step 5: Resume posting in forums.
Step 1: Recruit 5 members of Monarch to the new super villains.
Step 2: Once you see they're there, quickly disband your faction and join Monarch. You know they'll have room now!
Step 3: Use your high-level communication skills to gain access to the vault. When you get it, quickly take $120000000000000000000.
Step 4: Leave Monarch and form the new new super villains.
Step 5: Resume posting in forums.
I haven't spent much time posting on the forums in my first year or so here, but just want to say that this might be my second favorite thread ever -- behind only Baldr's tips for noobs. It's the details that make it great. The fact that AUTISTIC_DRAGON is all caps and super villains is small case. The fact that he doesn't put any commas in when describing his huge pile of $$$. The wonderfully cringe dragon profile pic he somehow created while at the same time taking phone pics of his computer screen for later posts. The fact that he's still LEVEL 1 through all of this. It's just awesome.
P.S. Random idea for Bogie/Ched: Assuming this has wrapped up before then, maybe as a garbage dump find this Christmas we could get an AUTISTIC_DRAGON ADOPTION CERTIFICATE that would give us periodic updates on what he's up to. Feel like I might have withdrawal without it. :)
P.S. Random idea for Bogie/Ched: Assuming this has wrapped up before then, maybe as a garbage dump find this Christmas we could get an AUTISTIC_DRAGON ADOPTION CERTIFICATE that would give us periodic updates on what he's up to. Feel like I might have withdrawal without it. :)
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I'll give it a shot. :)
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