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A word to all citizens less than 1 year old... · · 59 likes

Welcome to Torn!  It seems we have a lot of new people enjoying life in the city of crime—just a TL; DR.  Torn is a grind.  The early levels stink.  It takes a few years to get established, but it is worth it.  Stick with it.  Consume noob guides like oxygen.  Ask questions.  Join a decent faction.  Find a good job.  Level hard to 15, then make training the emphasis.  This game is unlike any MMORPG.  Just read the guides.  Good luck and welcome to the grind!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

man 103K

int 121K

end 138K

 

EE merits = 10

 

active daily

 

Looking for 10* mining/oil rig with the highest daily salary

Rethinking the $2B bank investment dogma · · 16 likes

I have been in Torn a little more than a year. One of the first things I tried to do early was get the bank investment to $2B and 10 merits in bank interest. So far that $2B has earned me around $700M in 6 months. $2B and 10 merits. The opportunity cost is huge. Is the ROI worth it? Maybe not in some cases.

Stock Market:
For $1.5B you can buy 2M shares of FHG and get an FHC every week.($14.4M) * 26(weeks, same as 6 months) Total $374.4M
For $528M you can buy 1M shares of PRN and get an EDVD every week ($3.8M) * 26. Total $98.8 M

Grand total $473.2M The returns are cut by $227M but think about the advantages:

You have 54 merits to spend somewhere else.
Not only do you have the guaranteed return, you have potential capital gains as well.
The stock market is essentially liquid. You can access the cash any time. The bank ties them up for 2months.

Poker:
This is the route I am choosing. Over the last 2 months I have been consistently winning while practicing strict bankroll management. Here are the pertinent stats:
    • Poker score
    • 23,444,640
    • Hands dealt
    • 8,189
    • Hands played
    • 3,940
    • Hands played percentage
    • 48%
    • Net profit
    • $2,705,041,382
    • Total money gain
    • $23,320,051,390
    • Total money loss
    • $20,615,010,008
    • Net total
    • $2,705,041,382
    • Money won / lost ratio
    • 1.13
    • Biggest win
    • $1,041,923,871
    • Biggest loss
    • $805,000,000
I play seriously IRL so I know all about sample sizes and such but I am confident that with a $2B bankroll, if I practice strict bankroll management I will never go broke. Ther are always swings but the risk of ruin is nil if you play within your bankroll. Here are what I see as the advantages of going this route:

54 merits to spend elsewhere
The return is monstrously higher than the bank (I know. Sample size) But $2B in 2 months vs $700M in 6 months?
Cash is the definition of liquid. You could even go with a hybrid where your bankroll is stored on the market and you sell as needed.

Anywho, there it is. Mock me if you will. People who challange convention end up finding neat things.

What happens if you ask AI for RW weapon tiers? · · 2 likes

Just playing with prompting and this came up.  Thoughts?

 

Torn City weapon bonuses significantly impact Ranked Warring (RW) effectiveness, with Revitalize (energy gain) and Empower (damage buff) topping the list as S-Tier game-changers, fetching prices upwards of $10B-$25B+ and $8B-$18B+ respectively for red-tier versions on desirable base weapons.


 

Key Takeaways by Tier:

 

  • S-Tier (Superior): Revitalize and Empower are crucial for sustained activity and burst damage, commanding the highest prices.

  • A-Tier (Excellent): Specialist (stat drain), Motivate (nerve gain), Eviscerate (DoT + healing), and Warlord (double hit) offer significant combat or utility advantages, typically priced between $4B-$15B+.

  • B-Tier (Very Good): Bonuses like Expose (armor reduction), Bloodlust (HP recovery), Sunder (defense debuff), and Penetrate (ignore armor) provide reliable combat improvements, generally ranging from $1B-$6B.

  • C-Tier (Good): More situational or less impactful bonuses such as Crush, Tear, Plunder, and Assassinate vary widely but are typically less expensive, from $100M-$2B.

  • D-Tier (Niche/Least Desirable): Bonuses like Disarm are generally too unreliable for serious RW, with lower prices reflecting their limited combat utility.


 

Ideal RW Weapon Trinity:

 

An optimal setup for serious RW involves:

  1. Primary Weapon: A Revitalize SMG/MG/Rifle for maximum energy generation, allowing for prolonged attacking.

  2. Secondary Weapon: An Empower or Specialist Pistol/SMG for burst damage or tactical stat control.

  3. Melee Weapon: An Eviscerate, Penetrate, or Bloodlust melee weapon for a strong opening hit, sustained damage, or immediate HP recovery.

Remember that actual market prices fluctuate, and the base weapon's quality significantly influences the final value of any bonus.

If they spread PLO in the Torn Poker Room... · · 2 likes

Massive money would change hands

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Paying 40M to the first person to give me 100 losses ·

Post a log showing all 100, including the time the 100th landed. I am only paying one person, so if you come in second, you get a certificate of awesome.

[RW] Natural Selection IV vs JFK - Future Killers · · 1 like

When you hide then get your asses handed to you that is no kind of victory. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

man 103K

int 121K

end 138K

 

EE merits = 10

 

active daily

 

Looking for 10* mining/oil rig with the highest daily salary

2026 TornCon US: Boston event ·

I nominate Orlando for next year. Don’t do it in the summer though…

JFKhaos vs ODB (REAL RW) ·

400,000,000 on JFK

Quote to book

regular disclaimers

 

Dumbest shit allowed: Change My Mind · · 1 like

Gambling sucks. ·

You have no idea.  STOP!  Gambling is a money sink.  They tell you in the stats.  Just stop fighting the house.  PvP is different though...

 

A word to all citizens less than 1 year old... · · 59 likes

Welcome to Torn!  It seems we have a lot of new people enjoying life in the city of crime—just a TL; DR.  Torn is a grind.  The early levels stink.  It takes a few years to get established, but it is worth it.  Stick with it.  Consume noob guides like oxygen.  Ask questions.  Join a decent faction.  Find a good job.  Level hard to 15, then make training the emphasis.  This game is unlike any MMORPG.  Just read the guides.  Good luck and welcome to the grind!

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Doing price research on trains.  I am currently buying all trains from a 10* AN shop.  I am interested in pricing for long-term trains.  Here are my stats:

Manual Labor--65,179
Intelligence--Current,96,972
Endurance--104,646

EE 10 merits

What would you charge as the director of any 10* business per train for 310 trains per month until all of my stats are above 100K?

 

JFK Family is recruiting! ·

Come join the fun

Buying 500 ·

willing to pay 225K per.  If you prefer xanax, let me know.

Why Top tier player's bully? ·

You are 2 months old.  Torn sux for at least 6 if you are active.  I still bet wrecked by bigs after over 3 years of daily activity.  Either commit to a loooooooong grind or just walk away.

Oh S**t! JFK vs. JFK 2.1 RW! ·

Betting on the outcome of this war is less than optimal use of your funds...

AI GFX Artists are cool now?!? Sacred no more. · · 2 likes

AI is the future.  Adapt or die.

JFK 2.1 v ODB · · 11 likes

I just have to say this was the best war I have fought in 3 years.  Amazing coordination on both sides.  Stuuuuuupid hard pushes from ODB.  No sleep, no slowdown only full on war for insane people.  Kudos to all involved!

What happens if you ask AI for RW weapon tiers? · · 2 likes

Just playing with prompting and this came up.  Thoughts?

 

Torn City weapon bonuses significantly impact Ranked Warring (RW) effectiveness, with Revitalize (energy gain) and Empower (damage buff) topping the list as S-Tier game-changers, fetching prices upwards of $10B-$25B+ and $8B-$18B+ respectively for red-tier versions on desirable base weapons.


 

Key Takeaways by Tier:

 

  • S-Tier (Superior): Revitalize and Empower are crucial for sustained activity and burst damage, commanding the highest prices.

  • A-Tier (Excellent): Specialist (stat drain), Motivate (nerve gain), Eviscerate (DoT + healing), and Warlord (double hit) offer significant combat or utility advantages, typically priced between $4B-$15B+.

  • B-Tier (Very Good): Bonuses like Expose (armor reduction), Bloodlust (HP recovery), Sunder (defense debuff), and Penetrate (ignore armor) provide reliable combat improvements, generally ranging from $1B-$6B.

  • C-Tier (Good): More situational or less impactful bonuses such as Crush, Tear, Plunder, and Assassinate vary widely but are typically less expensive, from $100M-$2B.

  • D-Tier (Niche/Least Desirable): Bonuses like Disarm are generally too unreliable for serious RW, with lower prices reflecting their limited combat utility.


 

Ideal RW Weapon Trinity:

 

An optimal setup for serious RW involves:

  1. Primary Weapon: A Revitalize SMG/MG/Rifle for maximum energy generation, allowing for prolonged attacking.

  2. Secondary Weapon: An Empower or Specialist Pistol/SMG for burst damage or tactical stat control.

  3. Melee Weapon: An Eviscerate, Penetrate, or Bloodlust melee weapon for a strong opening hit, sustained damage, or immediate HP recovery.

Remember that actual market prices fluctuate, and the base weapon's quality significantly influences the final value of any bonus.

ISO higher than 15% revit rifle ·

Seeking sellers

JFK 2.1 v ODB · · 7 likes

Very well done ODB!  Just a few thoughts after reading the thread.  Short thoughts:

 

Gambling on Realm Wars

 

It is fun for participants to make side bets.  It is never wise to gamble with insufficient information.  JFK 2.1 seems to have haters and they were laying  2:1 odds on the faction that was outstatted.  Not wise.

 

Using Mercs

 

To me, mercs are an integral part of this game.  Using family members to hosp our offliners seems only logical.  We paid our revivers the going rate for their service.  This seems much ado about nothing.

 

THIS IS TORRRRRN!!!!

 

We play a game where noobies are mercilessly mugged hourly.  People buy from people then steal some money back.  People steal entire faction vaults and set off dirty bombs on Halloweek.  Why would anyone whine about tactics and strategy in such a game?  Who makes moral equivilency arguments in an essentiall amoral game?  It is a game to be enjoyed, so enjoy!

 

Final shout out to the JFK family.  You guys rock!

JFK 2.1 v ODB · · 7 likes

This is the best war I have ever fought.  Kudos to ODB.  You were outstatted but took the lead early.  I could not even start an attack before 4 of you were on me.   No matter how it ends, you guys rock!

JFK 2.1 v ODB · · 1 like

500M on JFK.  done?