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Sexes Battle of the Numbers · · 4 likes

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I must say, I am tickled to death that drama could manage to pop up in a forum game that is literally based on COUNTING... wink

Medic!! / 7.0m / DIAMOND 1 · · 4 likes

Your mom didn't think so

Daisy's Crazy Train Ride over · · 3 likes

On a whim, I take a taxi to the nearest train station. Upon arrival, I let out a frustrated sigh when I discover that the posted train schedule has been vandalized by a bunch of graffiti.
Hmmm... I think, as I take a seat on a bench. Hopefully I'm early and the train will arrive sometime soon.
:)

Sexes Battle of the Numbers · · 2 likes

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So have we been ignoring/not feeding the sexist troll, or did I miss some drama several pages back? :P

Sexes Battle of the Numbers · · 2 likes

Jeez, a little lvl 15 at that..... You might wanna slow your roll there, son. You're shit talking to a bunch of women that could spank you without missing a beat lmao ;)

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The Casino Is f**kING RIGGED · · 1 like

You guys are getting hookers and blow??? No fair...

Wasting my Gold Egg ·

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Should Torn Elect a New Community Manager? ·

And we can whine and bitch and complain all we want, but that's not going to do most of us any good. Just like yelling at the cops or the judge is not going to do you much good. Do they take note of what we say? Sure. Do they often times humor everyone beyond how much we really deserve? Yeah, kinda. We need to remember that they are only human. They aren't out to get us, no matter how many people want to accuse them of holding a bunch of personal vendettas. It a job for them and a game for us. Try to follow the rules. Things will NEVER seem ALWAYS fair. That's just not how shit works. But none of us can pretend to know every single detail about every single rule break that goes down in the game.

Should Torn Elect a New Community Manager? · · 4 likes

Reading how many individuals whine and cry about others (and themselves) catching flak for breaking rules, usually multiple times, is f**king hilarious and exactly why I would never want to be an admin. If it wasn't spilling unto the forums every damn day at a constant pace, I would SWEAR you were all trolls with nothing better to do than rage bait. "But they ONLY did this, But THIS person did worse.... " etc is irrelevant. You don't get put into handcuffs for public intoxication and say, "BUT JOHN DOWN THE STREET WAS MORE DRUNK THAN I WAS". You, They, Whoever, got caught and are going to pay the consequences that the people who run this game decide upon.

And guess what, you ALWAYS have the option of not playing this game if you don't agree with how it is run. Yeah, it really is THAT simple.

Get a f**king grip, MOST of you are full grown adults and know how the real world works. That you expect to get babied here just because you're behind a screen is ludicrous.

Should Torn Elect a New Community Manager? · · 4 likes

For someone who wants things run like a popularity contest, OP sure isn't winning his own considering his Friends to Enemies ratio....

Now full ·

I might be interested, I'll send you a message.

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? · · 6 likes

Buddy, you are so off base it's downright hilarious

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? · · 5 likes

You are CLEARLY trolling. If not, you are the most SPECIAL of all of your mom's crotch goblins.

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? · · 3 likes

REALLY don't think you're getting it. "Misunderstandings" and "glitches" get fully investigated. And while a ton of ppl want to get butthurt about the final calls, the admin are doing full detective work to make sure they make decisions as fair as f**king possible. Are you ppl forgetting that this is a GAME? I swear to god, PLEASE go touch grass

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? · · 6 likes

VERY well said.

It's frustrating as hell watching what I usually assume are adults... complaining about logical moderation.

Rumor: Mr. & Ms. Torn will return as a TornCon exclusive in-person event · · 2 likes

This is the real reason I can't host karaoke this year... cause SeaLion already tried to turn my event into a nakey Mr.Torn competition LAST year ;) RIP Ched thinking we're all anything but degenerates XD

timing of the news could be upgraded · · 3 likes

Imagine playing the game for almost ELEVEN YEARS and being this oblivious

Who the f**k nuke the shit out of me like its WW2! · · 8 likes

this meme is freaking perfection and I totally stole it just now XD

Recent Dirty Bomb · · 1 like

Gonna echo the same sentiment as other contributors before me....

TORN WOMEN DON'T EXIST

But also add...

Stop blaming fake women, ffs

We all know which gender started all the wars XD

 

 

 

Edited for grammar/OCD

Meeting my faction mate IRL.. wish us luck! · · 3 likes

Yay! Complete circle of wholesomeness angel

Meeting my faction mate IRL.. wish us luck! · · 7 likes

Having hung out with "her" twice now at two TornCons, I can confirm that Jerome is TERRIFYING...

 

All jokes aside, she's a wonderful human being and I'm pretty sure I nominated her for favorite rookie newcomer during her first TornCon (didn't she win it? I'm too lazy right now to look back)

 

Also, I have met several Torn friends irl outside of the event and have had an absolute blast. Every. Single. Time. Most recent, while I was on contract in the northeast, I spent a weekend in Maine with Miss-B-Havin and MrsMcKhotty, and spent another weekend in Canada with PrincessJulie, her brother, and ThtAstronautGuy :)

 

Seriously, you can form real and lifelong friendships with some of the amazing ppl you meet in this game!

 

 

Tornfest Bristol 2026 ·

Escape rooms, shooting, archery, and an amusement park?? This sounds hella fun, I wish I could attend! 

A group of us have started doing an escape room during TornCon US every year now as well :)

Nice people in Torn? · · 3 likes

"I have suffered and seen people ragebaited from starting life in torn..."

 

Dude has been here five freaking seconds and is tasking everyone else with homework. I'm weak XD

I'm not racist · · 1 like

This thread will definitely help

How many of you have printed the contract ? LOL ·

Sooooo.... Ranked War: The Purge = NO rules for 24 hours, right?? 

Awwwww shit.