NoodleGod

[2766349] Level 31 Celebrity Healer

Secretary at Seraph Mining [Hiring]Married to alpha02

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · Torn public profile

NoodleGod is a level 31 player who signed up on 3 Apr 2022. Their standout stat is Networth: #37,984, top 1.6% of ranked players.

#37,984 for networth top 1.6% of ranked players
#1,390 (tied with 1 other) for revives given top 1.8% of ranked players
Signed up 3 Apr 2022 (4 years ago)
8 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 31; #90,408 tied with 4,376 others top 3.7%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,616; #1,325,197 tied with 183 others top 53%
Awards: 282; #42,257 tied with 231 others top 3.6%; +26 since Jan
Networth: $5,154,319,156; #37,984 top 1.6%; +1,333,872,269 since Jan
Xanax taken: 198; #61,251 tied with 113 others top 23%; +24 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 3; #81,133 tied with 7,422 others top 71%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 11; #139,429 tied with 3,079 others top 58%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 837; #78,569 tied with 43 others top 7.2%; +41 since Jan
Defends won: 19; #256,713 tied with 7,870 others top 39%; +2 since Jan
Revives given: 2,526; #1,390 tied with 1 other top 1.8%; +12 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 30,599; #33,513 tied with 1 other top 7.2%; +7,275 since Jan
Races won: 7; #101,715 tied with 3,728 others top 77%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 446; #53,433 tied with 66 others top 25%; +7 since Jan
Time played (days): 7.7; #94,288 top 6.7%; +0.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#37,984

Economy

Networth

$5,154,319,156 top 1.6%

#1,390tied with 1 other

Hospital

Revives given

tied with 1 other

2,526 top 1.8%

#13,944tied with 37 others

Combat

Unarmored fights won

tied with 37 others

206 top 1.7%

#16,526

Economy

Items bought

11,953 top 3.1%

#68,878tied with 20 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 20 others

2,274 top 4.8%

#42,257tied with 231 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 231 others

282 top 3.6%

Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1tied with 2,507 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,507 others

100 top 0.099%

Since January 9 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+26	256	282
Networth	+1,333,872,269	$3,820,446,887	$5,154,319,156
Xanax taken	+24	174	198
Attacks won	+41	796	837
Defends won	+2	17	19
Revives given	+12	2,514	2,526
Criminal offenses	+7,275	23,324	30,599
Times traveled	+7	439	446
Time played (days)	+0.7	7	7.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago

Xanax taken: 198; #61,251 tied with 113 others top 23%
Energy refills: 11; #139,429 tied with 3,079 others top 58%
Energy drinks used: 3; #81,133 tied with 7,422 others top 71%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 11; #76,206 tied with 1,613 others top 55%
Elo rating: 1,423; #50,968 tied with 78 others top 2.7%
Best damage: 2,274; #68,878 tied with 20 others top 4.8%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 8 · archived: 8 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Star Healer → Celebrity Healer between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Left Torn Medical [NUKE] between 26 Jan and 5 Sep

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