Sgt_Simp

[2771320] Level 82 Legendary Looter

WarBirds Bird BirdAttorney at Let's Judge!Married to Xeniah

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · Torn public profile

Sgt_Simp is a level 82 player in WarBirds who signed up on 24 Apr 2022. Their standout stat is Networth: #24,792, top 1.1% of ranked players.

#24,792 for networth top 1.1% of ranked players
#16,324 (tied with 3 others) for best damage top 1.1% of ranked players
Signed up 24 Apr 2022 (4 years ago)
5 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 82; #18,627 tied with 589 others top 0.75%; +2 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,595; #1,329,937 tied with 244 others top 53%
Awards: 409; #18,642 tied with 143 others top 1.6%; +9 since Jan
Networth: $9,823,521,280; #24,792 top 1.1%; +3,112,113,998 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,535; #14,432 tied with 9 others top 5.5%; +229 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 180; #21,671 tied with 54 others top 17%; +25 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 769; #18,048 tied with 26 others top 7.3%; +48 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,933; #37,040 tied with 14 others top 3.4%; +84 since Jan
Defends won: 106; #67,206 tied with 586 others top 10%; +32 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 7; #94,655 tied with 3,816 others top 58%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 67,574; #14,907 top 3.2%; +5,429 since Jan
Races won: 98; #38,847 tied with 302 others top 29%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 660; #40,855 tied with 44 others top 19%; +3 since Jan
Time played (days): 45.3; #24,799 top 1.8%; +0.8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#24,792

Economy

Networth

$9,823,521,280 top 1.1%

#16,324tied with 3 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 3 others

7,402 top 1.1%

#16,627

Combat

Total attack damage

18,162,179 top 1%

#24,799

Activity

Time played

45.3 top 1.8%

#18,642tied with 143 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 143 others

409 top 1.6%

#14,907

Crime

Criminal offenses

67,574 top 3.2%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+2	80	82
Awards	+9	400	409
Networth	+3,112,113,998	$6,711,407,282	$9,823,521,280
Xanax taken	+229	2,306	2,535
Energy drinks used	+25	155	180
Energy refills	+48	721	769
Attacks won	+84	2,849	2,933
Defends won	+32	74	106
Criminal offenses	+5,429	62,145	67,574
Times traveled	+3	657	660
Time played (days)	+0.8	44.6	45.3

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 22 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,535; #14,432 tied with 9 others top 5.5%
Energy refills: 769; #18,048 tied with 26 others top 7.3%
Energy drinks used: 180; #21,671 tied with 54 others top 17%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 100; #34,679 tied with 224 others top 25%
Elo rating: 2,084; #17,046 tied with 35 others top 0.89%
Best damage: 7,402; #16,324 tied with 3 others top 1.1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 5 · archived: 5 · threads started (archived): 0

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History

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