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MickTheFriendly [278053] Level 98 Federal AUSTRALIA HOUSE XXXX Leader
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- Ballads and Ditties . (dedicated to my mate WristForever)
- Wristina and Myself would like to announce the birth of Ankles
- GLOBAL chat SNITCH chat banned !
- A dire warning from an Anonymous halfwit
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If you sell to this person be sure to bank the money straight away as they start mugging you 10 seconds later , all within the rules I know but a very shady player who will remain on my shitlist for a very long time.
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Dont hijack someones post for a personal attack . Bad form
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OMG I thought Collete was a Female , that's a bit like catfishing isn't it ?
Going for the 20,000 forum posts regardless of quality of content i see. 20,000 OMG , it must be a slow "life" in the office kinda day lmfao.
lol I love what they have done ..........stirred up interest. No big Red swords abroad anymore .
I think you're a really cool guy Collete , I find all your information you post amazingly informative please continue to keep posting all your expertise .
Do you Miss me sweetheart?
Staff Edit: Extreme Flaming
This appears to be a post from someone who hijacks another's thread to attack another player personally .
Dont hijack someones post for a personal attack . Bad form
what a lot of bollocks !!!!! Give it up Nancy
Because I can
Aint , aint a word.
The Ballad of Mick and the Chat-Jail Chunder
In the dusty sprawl of Torn, where the true-blue legends play,
Mad_Mick was feeling crook as he logged in for the day.
For there was Wristforever, a real drongo and a pest,
Posting codswallop in the chat, putting Mick’s patience to the test.
Wrist was acting like a galah, squawking loud and acting tough,
Thinking he was a big bickie, but Mick had seen enough.
"Listen here, you clown," Mick growled, "you’re a sandwich short of a picnic, mate,
Keep flapping your trap like that and you’ll meet a stinker of a fate!"
But Wrist kept going full-tilt, acting like a proper orker,
While Mick sat back, cracked a tinnie, and became a silent stalker.
He gathered up the dacks (the proof) of every furphy Wrist had told,
And sent a message to the mods—a beauty, brave and bold.
The mods didn't muck around; they didn't even spike a line,
They saw Wrist was a loose unit who’d stepped way across the line.
One click of the button, and the bizzo was all done,
Wrist was sent to chat jail before the setting of the sun.
Now Wrist is sitting starkers in a cell, feeling like a prawn,
While Mick’s at the rubbery, the greatest hero ever born.
"Good on ya, Mick!" the faction yelled, "you sorted out that rat,"
Now Torn is finally quiet, and we can have a proper chat.
whats ya scroll button broken on your mouse ? keep it down ya waking the imaginary kid up ffs
Wrist she's left you mate its imaginaryly over , you're yesterdays chat banned news
Here he is the little imaginary global baby , suggestions for names please !
Some people just don't learn their lesson ........rule breaking is not acceptable in the Global chat community .
have fun talking to your imaginary friend WristForever . LMFAO
'Live by the sword , Die by the sword"
6 string banjo fer sure

Wristforever stares at the glow,
With a "friend" that only he can know.
He types a "Hello" with a hopeful grin,
And the imaginary chat begins to spin.
No face to see, no voice to hear,
But the silicon comfort is always near.
A phantom bond in a bright blue light,
Keeping him company through the night.