Whack-A-Heat

[2785162] Level 100 Legendary Damage Dealer

Unbroken Valkyries UV VikingTrainer at Fork HandlesMarried to bloodred

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · Torn public profile

Whack-A-Heat is a level 100 player in Unbroken Valkyries who signed up on 2 Jun 2022. Their standout stat is Best damage: #678, top 0.047% of ranked players.

#678 for best damage top 0.047% of ranked players
#2,310 for attacks won top 0.21% of ranked players
Signed up 2 Jun 2022 (4 years ago)
334 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,556; #1,343,595 tied with 360 others top 54%
Awards: 499; #7,251 tied with 85 others top 0.63%; +13 since Jan
Networth: $480,365,737; #96,541 top 4.1%; +139,419,436 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,965; #11,781 tied with 5 others top 4.5%; +216 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,200; #7,228 tied with 4 others top 5.8%; +68 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,113; #12,412 tied with 11 others top 5%; +128 since Jan
Attacks won: 19,678; #2,310 top 0.21%; +1,987 since Jan
Defends won: 1,196; #6,260 tied with 7 others top 0.93%; +62 since Jan
Revives given: 595; #7,064 tied with 5 others top 9%; +44 since Jan
People busted: 321; #21,439 tied with 52 others top 13%; +35 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 70,831; #13,864 top 3%; +4,218 since Jan
Races won: 569; #8,132 tied with 20 others top 6%; +10 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,142; #24,803 tied with 27 others top 11%; +30 since Jan
Time played (days): 120; #7,636 top 0.54%; +4.5 since Jan

What stands out 6

#678

Combat

Best damage

30,823 top 0.047%

#2,310

Combat

Attacks won

19,678 top 0.21%

#1,374

Economy

Items bought

149,307 top 0.26%

#7,636

Activity

Time played

120 top 0.54%

#7,251tied with 85 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 85 others

499 top 0.63%

#2,526

Economy

Items sent

1,167 top 0.63%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#444tied with 264 others

Profile

Maximum life

tied with 264 others

9,000 top 0.028%

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	99	100
Awards	+13	486	499
Networth	+139,419,436	$340,946,301	$480,365,737
Xanax taken	+216	2,749	2,965
Energy drinks used	+68	1,132	1,200
Energy refills	+128	985	1,113
Attacks won	+1,987	17,691	19,678
Defends won	+62	1,134	1,196
Revives given	+44	551	595
People busted	+35	286	321
Criminal offenses	+4,218	66,613	70,831
Races won	+10	559	569
Times traveled	+30	1,112	1,142
Time played (days)	+4.5	115.5	120

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,965; #11,781 tied with 5 others top 4.5%
Energy refills: 1,113; #12,412 tied with 11 others top 5%
Energy drinks used: 1,200; #7,228 tied with 4 others top 5.8%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 274; #14,182 tied with 73 others top 10%
Elo rating: 2,343; #9,146 tied with 24 others top 0.48%
Best damage: 30,823; #678 top 0.047%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 386 · archived: 334 · threads started (archived): 7

Threads started 5 most recent

Personal invitation wreathed in flames Faction Recruitment · 8 Apr 2025 · 101 replies
Empty pls grave Bugs & Issues · 17 Nov 2024 · 0 replies
Poker tourney table, unable to join back Bugs & Issues · 27 Oct 2024 · 7 replies
(S) SELLING 61.22% CLEAVER FOR HALLOWEEN Trading Post · 5 Oct 2023 · 4 replies
SUPER HAPPY JUMP FAIL OF LARGEST MAGNITUDE Graveyard · 18 Apr 2023 · 19 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Heroic Damage Dealer → Legendary Damage Dealer between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Joined Unbroken Valkyries [UV] (from Unbroken Silence [US]) between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Left Unbroken Silence [US] (moved to Unbroken Valkyries [UV]) between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Reached level 100 between 26 Jan and 5 Sep

Also known as: Whack-A-Lumi

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