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Satired

[2808940] Level 45 Distinguished Loser

Observed 6 Sep 2026 · 26 days ago · Torn public profile

Satired is a level 45 player who signed up on 10 Aug 2022. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #36,244 (tied with 6 others), top 3.3% of ranked players.

#36,244 (tied with 6 others) for attacks won top 3.3% of ranked players
#85,584 for networth top 3.6% of ranked players
Signed up 10 Aug 2022 (4 years ago)
11 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 6 Sep 2026 · 26 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Level: 45; #54,704 tied with 2,071 others top 2.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,487; #1,366,905 tied with 315 others top 55%
Awards: 221; #58,233 tied with 337 others top 5%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $697,840,436; #85,584 top 3.6%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 372; #47,840 tied with 52 others top 18%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 10; #60,219 tied with 1,796 others top 50%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 157; #49,202 tied with 175 others top 20%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,024; #36,244 tied with 6 others top 3.3%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 374; #21,007 tied with 54 others top 3.1%; +143 since Jan
Revives given: 3; #56,164 tied with 4,375 others top 77%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 13; #80,185 tied with 1,854 others top 49%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 3,853; #84,541 tied with 7 others top 18%; 0 since Jan
Races won: 21; #77,821 tied with 2,110 others top 59%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 886; #32,027 tied with 39 others top 15%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 23.4; #44,845 top 3.2%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#36,244tied with 6 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 6 others

3,024 top 3.3%

#85,584

Economy

Networth

$697,840,436 top 3.6%

#43,765tied with 18 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 18 others

2,879 top 2.2%

#44,845

Activity

Time played

23.4 top 3.2%

#36,687tied with 4 others

Combat

Attack hits

tied with 4 others

12,947 top 2.3%

#26,381tied with 3 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 3 others

7,970 top 2.5%

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · 3 days ago · All rankings ›

Since January 1 stat changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Defends won	+143	231	374

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 6 Sep 2026 · 26 days ago

Xanax taken: 372; #47,840 tied with 52 others top 18%
Energy refills: 157; #49,202 tied with 175 others top 20%
Energy drinks used: 10; #60,219 tied with 1,796 others top 50%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 50; #48,530 tied with 467 others top 35%
Elo rating: 1,374; #55,745 tied with 115 others top 2.9%
Best damage: 2,524; #63,005 tied with 18 others top 4.4%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 6 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 30 · archived: 11 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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