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Torn Memories - What's your favorite Torn memory? · · 40 likes

My greatest torn memory was one of my greatest and smartest moves during a war. The enemy was chaining and fast approaching 250, there max chain length. Everyone in my faction was in the hospital or traveling but me, as they got closer to 250 mark I frantically tried to self hosp but couldn't as my med cd was maxed. Realizing that their leader was the one claiming all the bonus hits I came up with a strangely stupid idea. When it was time for the leader of the other faction to hit me I struck first and initiated an attack against him. Then I waited. He had 2,000,000 times my stats but I stood firm in his path not hitting him which prevented him from hitting me, as time ticked by I got increasingly more nervous that this wouldn't work, but then the five minute timer elapsed and there chain stalled at 249. I don't remember if we won the war, but we definitely won that battle.

My second greatest torn memory was when I met piccolo. Love you best friend <3

Faction War Pay Accountant · · 3 likes

Faction War Pay Accountant

You might ask yourself, "What's a Faction War Pay Accountant, and why do I need one?"

Well, Simply put I'm offering a personalized service that helps with sorting out pay after a faction war. This saves faction leadership time and energy trying to make spreadsheets and calculate everyone's pay. Whether your faction pays per hit, per respect, or any other method I can create spreadsheets to calculate pay for your faction members including setting aside money for the faction and paying different amounts per level inside the faction.

Cost: I know you might not want to pay for a service you're not even sure you'll need so I'm offering to calculate pay the first time for free. This way if you appreciate my work you can continue to hire me for future wars. We can also negotiate pay after the first war as well.

How it works: You send me your specific details regarding how pay is split up in the faction including what was stated earlier in this post. Then following the war you will send me links to the war summary and links to any chains that occured if you pay for outside hits as well. Finally you will have to message me how much you sold your caches and points for and I'll get to work producing your faction's war pay. This process shouldn't take more than a day. I'm on torn from 11:00-2:00 tct in the morning.

If you're interested in this service pm at Harumbu [2819176]. I'm working on a discord server but just pm me in the mean time.

How do you get around Chat 2.0? · · 10 likes

Well as anyone can tell you Chat 2.0 sucks but I’m sure they’re trying real hard to fix it. On iPhone you can’t even access chat 2.0 Fixed! so to all you other iPhone users how do you get around it?

Ways I know how:
Messages: The good old fashioned messaging system still works
Forums: Just talk to your faction in forums
Items: You can send items with messages if that’s your jam
Cash: You can send a dollar with a message but that could get costly

So leave your ideas below

High Low Spreadsheet With Percent Chance on Sucess · · 2 likes

This is my first spreadsheet and I'm really excited about it. It's a spreadsheet that helps calculate probability of completing high and low successfully by recalculating based on what cards had been played.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qZ8xmt57Y8k8OvMoRwP-LiQAXcC_h5k8RitjS9G91ZE/edit?usp=sharing

I'd love to hear feedback on whether or not it was successful. Also if you have any suggestions please leave a comment and I'll see if you can add that suggestion to the spreadsheet.

Last Post of 2023? · · 5 likes

Now if this isn’t the last post I’ll be real embarrassed. Anyways it’s been a great year so much stuff has happened. A whole war was fought about an island and much much more. Let’s hope even better things happen in 2024!
Also today was 12/31/23 or 123123 which is pretty cool.

Recent archived posts

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

What are the odds of climbing your way back up from 1b? Or is it all talent and strategy? Who knows, probably a mystery.

10 Vicodin Drug packs in a row. · · 1 like

Ten in a row as Vicodin is crazy, especially if the odds are 50/50. You basically achieved a 0.01% chance which is insane! It’s probably take 1000 more attempts to achieve this again which would cost god knows how much.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a job that helps with stat training or the ability to make 1m a day.

Im active and rehab 2-3 times a week always before Sunday report.

I have 9 EE merits

Stats:
  • Manual labor 13,624
  • Intelligence 26,986
  • Endurance 16,984
  • Total 57,594
Job Found

Post your wheel spins for today only · · 1 like

I got the mystery gift which was a flamethrower! I made 1.5m profit

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a job that helps with stat training or the ability to make 1m a day.

Im active and rehab 2-3 times a week always before Sunday report.

I have 8 EE merits

Stats:
  • Manual labor 13,418
  • Intelligence 26,138
  • Endurance 16,152
  • Total 55,708
Job found

Piccolo's 1000th Day Celebration! · · 1 like

Wow! 1000 days is a lot. I’m sad I’ve only known you for 1/2 of that, but I’m definitely happy to have met you. We’ve had some fun times and some strange ones, but it’s always been good because you’ve been there. Who know if I’d have made it this far without you.

Here’s to 10,000 days together best friend! :)

The Easter Egg Hunt 2024 - Which are you after? ·

You’ve gotta know I’m after those green green eggs, because of course I like my eggs like my cash. Although any egg would make me happy tbh haha.

The taxmaster · · 2 likes

We can’t have the IRS in torn, but if we did we should have the ability to fight off the taxman.

Torn Memories - What's your favorite Torn memory? · · 40 likes

My greatest torn memory was one of my greatest and smartest moves during a war. The enemy was chaining and fast approaching 250, there max chain length. Everyone in my faction was in the hospital or traveling but me, as they got closer to 250 mark I frantically tried to self hosp but couldn't as my med cd was maxed. Realizing that their leader was the one claiming all the bonus hits I came up with a strangely stupid idea. When it was time for the leader of the other faction to hit me I struck first and initiated an attack against him. Then I waited. He had 2,000,000 times my stats but I stood firm in his path not hitting him which prevented him from hitting me, as time ticked by I got increasingly more nervous that this wouldn't work, but then the five minute timer elapsed and there chain stalled at 249. I don't remember if we won the war, but we definitely won that battle.

My second greatest torn memory was when I met piccolo. Love you best friend <3

Weed's 2024 Giveaway! · · 1 like

I think you were the first post of 2024! At 00:00:01! Very impressive

Also, happy new year. Best one was probably 2008 cause the houses were real cheap.

Last Post of 2023? · · 4 likes

Wow, I guess I had a happy trigger finger and couldn’t wait that last second for 23:59:59 lol

Last Post of 2023? · · 5 likes

Now if this isn’t the last post I’ll be real embarrassed. Anyways it’s been a great year so much stuff has happened. A whole war was fought about an island and much much more. Let’s hope even better things happen in 2024!
Also today was 12/31/23 or 123123 which is pretty cool.

Cracking password · · 1 like

Online Adversary(image board account m) - VIXEN

Elite Loadouts of Torn · · 9 likes

I’m so happy every time this comes back to the main page of GD because I love seeing so many amazing loadouts!

Poll: Should PSFs be fixed and how? ·

Damn eight pages of comments, has a fox been found yet?

Crimes 2.0 Nerve Requirements · · 3 likes

My guess would be someone doing the long haul with gas stations over several months only pulling at 200 details.

Thank you Torn Underground ·

Classic Ara Ana and Felan Ferret with their great memes and gifs

Lucifer's Lucky Dip ·

“Fly to South Africa and kill someone!” - Duke said menacingly

How do you get around Chat 2.0? ·

Well, Chat 2.0 has been fixed on mobile so some of us can rejoin society again.

No chat available at all - just notes ·

Thanks for the update!