Hello my friends!
I would like to tell you all about a service I am willing to provide!
for a reasonable price, I am willing to send an anonymous parcel trapped with either a Horse’s Head or Small Explosive Device to your desired target. The items will zero out their energy, nerve and happiness, while the SED will hospitalize the target, upon opening.
Both items can be disguised as a multitude of other items when the target tries to view what is inside, and I am happy to disguise it as anything you would like! If you’d like me to add a personalized note be sure to mention that as well.
You may be asking yourself: ‘why wouldn’t someone just send the parcel themselves?’
Well, as we all know, player actions are not to be taken in the city of Torn, and there is a high likelihood that your target is going to be pissed off after opening a rigged parcel.
That’s where I (or one of my very trusty messengers) come in! By utilizing my service, you have my honest and true word that I will never spill the beans on why I sent them the parcel. As a matter of fact, I will be sure to ignore the target’s messages altogether, and I am willing to take all the hosps and bounties that they throw my way.
Until I have enough money to max the bank 6 ways to Sunday, this service is not free, so here is our price breakdown as follows:
Sending anonymous Horse’s Head: $8m, or 1 Business Class Ticket, or 2 Erotic DVDs
Sending anonymous Small Explosive Device: $15m, or 2 Business Class Tickets, or 4 Erotic DVDs
Thank you all for reading and I look forward to doing business with the lot of you!
DumpDigger
I would like to tell you all about a service I am willing to provide!
for a reasonable price, I am willing to send an anonymous parcel trapped with either a Horse’s Head or Small Explosive Device to your desired target. The items will zero out their energy, nerve and happiness, while the SED will hospitalize the target, upon opening.
Both items can be disguised as a multitude of other items when the target tries to view what is inside, and I am happy to disguise it as anything you would like! If you’d like me to add a personalized note be sure to mention that as well.
You may be asking yourself: ‘why wouldn’t someone just send the parcel themselves?’
Well, as we all know, player actions are not to be taken in the city of Torn, and there is a high likelihood that your target is going to be pissed off after opening a rigged parcel.
That’s where I (or one of my very trusty messengers) come in! By utilizing my service, you have my honest and true word that I will never spill the beans on why I sent them the parcel. As a matter of fact, I will be sure to ignore the target’s messages altogether, and I am willing to take all the hosps and bounties that they throw my way.
Until I have enough money to max the bank 6 ways to Sunday, this service is not free, so here is our price breakdown as follows:
Sending anonymous Horse’s Head: $8m, or 1 Business Class Ticket, or 2 Erotic DVDs
Sending anonymous Small Explosive Device: $15m, or 2 Business Class Tickets, or 4 Erotic DVDs
Thank you all for reading and I look forward to doing business with the lot of you!
DumpDigger