Wrong forum, and the hard truth is that you don't have enough funds to make money from a company.
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Nobody cares unless you are giving away your stuff, or you are a vet/someone who affect the game, like being a top-role of the top factions, or making some very useful guides. If you are none of these, shut up and nobody cares, just let go of Torn silently, move on with your life and forget about the need to beach on the forums.
For the same reason that I do not support neither of the families in Romeo and Juliet.
Unlike the Russian Ukrainian war, where there is a clear invader, with the intention to conquer, the feud between Isreali and Palestinian lasted for decades, and even further before decolonisation.
Hate cannot stop violence, only Love can. It may sound impossible and impractical, but the only way to stop this war and further wars in the future, is for one generation, from both sides, decides that the hate and grudge shall end, thus not passing the pain on the next and future generations.
"Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred." -- MLK Jr.
This may be the darkest moment since the start of war, when tide seems to start change, the spark of hope got sniffed out.
Dear Ukrainians, hang on, never give up, the darkness before day break is the darkest. Maybe US will not be supporting you anymore, but the rest of the world will stand by you and never forget you.
Dear Ukrainians, the future may seems hopeless, please hang on, for your culture, tongue, blood and dignity. Ukrain is not yet lost.
And finally, thank you for standing by us during our darkest moments.
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I guess it is for impersonation crime? All the items seems to be used to impersonate a construction worker.
Expected rick roll, didn't expect to be fooled.
iirc NNB only increase by 5 nerves, your logs indicate they increase one by one, which is probably due to your faction assigning perks.
Amen Cheesus spewing the real gospel here.
Wrong forum, and the hard truth is that you don't have enough funds to make money from a company.
But why?
Where's the bribe for me to not vote you? No feet pics? No buttholes? No mama's mentos?
You realise that most people aren't yanks who care what trump is posting online?
Have to dust off the old meme for this one
Also send me your stuff.
Thanks, I'm training speed anyways so hope that will increase the CPR.
Are there any infos on how to increase robber CPR in Break the Bank scenario? I guess it would be thief ce but what else?
Can't relate to lucky bastards who find SEs in the city, never had the problem of misusing a SE because I never had a SE.
We need more events like this, the first half of a year is pretty boring, and all the fun events are in the second half of a year.
This is a shit post that are not intended to be taking seriously, take a chill pill.
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So I was walking down to the pub this mornin when I saw my ol' pal Cheesus hauling a bag of garbage down to the dump. And at that moment I realised the gigantic behemoth tower of trash is already blocking out the sun, and is probably contributing to the stench when I go take my daily mission from Duke (that old tart definitely doesn't shower though).
And when I stroll down to the city hall after finishing my pints and pills, I am shocked by the amount of trash in the damn dump:
234,889,613 pieces of garbage currently in the dump
Plus that bag from Cheesus
Maybe the golden fermented wheat juice did something funny to me, because after seeing that number, I am somehow convinced that it is possible to clear it.
So here's the math (Mind that I am tipsy from the morning beer so it might be wrong):
234.8m garbage*5 energy = 1.174b energy to clear it
Energy a player can receive in a day (within reasonable budget):
24hr*60min/10min*5e = 720e
1 Refill = 150e
~3.5 Xanax = 825e
4 fhc = 600e
1/7 of stock benefits = 14.2e
1/91.25 of newsletter = 2.7e
TV network job 300/25*10= 120e
1/365 of torn day cake = 1.4e
Total = 2433.3e/day
1.174b/2433.3e = 482,472 days
If we want to achieve this in 365 days, we would need:
482,472/365days = 1322 players
However, this genius plan is hindered by the hefty cost of $28,229,775,885,100, or 28 trillion.
But we can use these 1322 slaves volunteers to make some money.
Here will be the passive income in that year:
$2,077,130,000,000 from bank investment (w/ stock and merit)
$5,689,133,058,799 from stocks (all with 1 block excluding minor earnings)
Which leave us with $20,463,512,826,301, of which I'm sure the bloody rich pricks on the HoF will be gladly donating for the greater cause of clearing the dump ;)
What do you mean "move onto"? We used to demand feet pics before buttholes were a thing, back in mah days folks are cultured enough to ask for feet pics.
A fellow man of culture eh?
Post your feet pic here, it's required for all newbies in the forum. Ignore those butthole demanders, feet pic is what's important.
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