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Torn Homophobes (warning : Public Shaming) · · 21 likes

Call people what they want to be called.

You don't have to give a shit about someone's biological sex to call them what they want to be callled: it is not like the entirety of Western Civilsation™ will crumble into the f**king ocean because someone was addressed with their pronouns.

Respect goes both ways: if you are unable to extend even the basic courtesy of acknowledging your opponents identity and humanity, then why should you expect everyone to be all smiling and shit.

Last thing I want is a bunch of twats who have a propensity to be all high and mighty about one's gonads and hormone composition determining other people's identity for them; one hell of a slippery slope.

I mean, women who don't look conventionally feminine (like having short hair or broad shoulders) will have a harder time in society because they don't look like a pornstar. This also applies to men who don't look "manly" enough (like soft features)

Just let people be.

Edit:
if you think you're a frog or a can of soda pop, i'm not going to call you those things because it makes you feel better about yourself. grow up.
- Sin

It is none of anyone's business if they say they are a pop, a frog, gay, trans, cis, straight, Hindu, Muslim or any other characteristic.

I respect their decision because at the end of the day it doesn't have a big effect on me.

In fact getting pissy over other people's identities because they are unconventional is childish: like here you are playing THE IDENTITY POLICE, appointing yourself with the duty of pulling over and correcting randos who have an unconventional identity like an even shittier Adam Ruins Everything.

It is like names; if someone wants to be called Billiam (example name), it would be a waste of time, effort and wellbeing to be like "akshually, your name is William because Billiam isn't an actual name."

I just call them by their given name and repect their identities. As they wanted. No ifs or buts.


Trans rights all the way baby

Send Money and I will halve it · · 4 likes

Title says it all: send me money and I will send half back.

Fractions are rounded down

List of Transactions
10:21:16 - 22/02/23 kumo sent $1 to you with the message: halve this you filthy casual
Get $0
12:03:02 - 22/02/23 Albado sent $3 to you with the message: halve this. i expect $1.5
Get $1
17:28:14 - 25/02/23 The_Virginian sent $100,000 to you with the message: Bet you won't halve it.
Get $50,000

JunkieFund Insurance - Only Losers Lose Drugs · · 3 likes

I sent my contribution

Rough sketch of Torn $100, $50, $25, $10 Dollar · · 9 likes

Drew up a black and white sketch of Torn banknotes with Duke being the bank governor.[image: files.catbox.moe][image: files.catbox.moe][image: files.catbox.moe][image: files.catbox.moe]

Send Money and I will halve it · · 2 likes

I think I heard this in a YTP once

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CLOSED - Can't Loose Daily FHC Lottery ·

Got cheap love juice

$$$ NFL MONEY PRINTER 2026 $$$ · · 2 likes

Honest review of Ancap's Money Printer Picks

Disclaimer: you are putting whatever you bet at risk so don't put anything you are willing to lose.

Ancap's strategy works and can work for a while (20 streak of wins can attest to that) until it goes wrong, like picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.

Be very aware that the receipts channel doesn't show the full extent of bets that Ancap has disclosed but rather just wins.

Disclosure: I had a good streak with Ancap, peaking at $101m from $53m due to his bets before losing it all last night.

I am lucky this hasn't severely fucked with my net worth but it has messed with my risk appetite.

Compliments to Ancap regardless

Find the percentage of items owned by particular people ·

Is there a way to see who owns the most of a given item in circulation (e.g. who owns the most Xanax in circulation?)

Duke's mission pass the word ·

You should send it to the player via message (the envelope icon)

Be able to see which comic is rejected ·

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Be able to see which comic is rejected ·

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Be able to see which comic is rejected · · 7 likes

I have submitted multiple comics to the newspaper over the months and some of them have been rejected (either with a reason or not).

There is just one problem...


It doesn't show which submitted comic was rejected!

Now if comics were processed as they came, I wouldn't see the issue (just go back in time), but in the revelation that comics can be held back for certain times it can add further confusion.

The solution:
Add either a link or a hover preview of the comic in question like so:
The comic you submitted was not accepted. Reason: 'Not a comic.'.

As a bonus, you can see how to improve your work for next time instead of having a black box.


 

Can newspaper comics be held back for future dates ·

Thank you very much for the answer, I feel more reassured about the answer.

Can newspaper comics be held back for future dates · · 1 like

I currently have six comics waiting to be approved or denied by Sugarvalves and the team.

I understand very well that Sugarvalves is very busy so I shouldn't expect an instant reply; however it has gotten to the point where comics about certain issues that may be time sensitive (for example Torncon or Senor Chonk) have been stuck in purgatory long past the very issues they are about.

Can comics be held back from publication to a more appropriate date or are comics only instantly approved or denied.

Thank you


Should TORN cap daily playtime? · · 3 likes

Behold, time limits!

If you wanna play less Torn (like a weirdo), just set a time limit and boom!

UI drafted by yours truly
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LOANS ARE AVAILABLE DM ME!! ·

Do you lend to higher level players?

If so, give me $2.5m too

Glad to be back! Thanks for all the kind messages. ·

You have a very good taste in birds

Staff edit · · 1 like

YUNO MILESSSSSS HYPEPOP MODE?!??!

Added to my Soundcloud

Spawn rates of loot, chests and other nice stuff · · 1 like

I have a couple questions in mind regarding CT loot spawn rates:

1. Is there a base chance of encountering a Mystery Gift, Chest or Key for everyone or does it vary between players?
2. If there is a set base chance of spawning, are the spawn chance ornaments additive or multiplicative in their effects (e.g. an ornament that adds 10% to a base rate of 10% either leads to 20% or 11% of spawning loot)
3. Does CT calculate the chances of spawning loot every unit of movement made, every second of time spent in it or some other factor?

Apologies if any of this seems obvious, I would like to have it available in writing for future reference.  

Elimination Banners · · 76 likes

[CONTEST] JunkieFund Art Contest ·

Deadline extended to next Sunday at 20:00 TCT!

Enter now folks!

[CONTEST] JunkieFund Art Contest · · 3 likes

In collaboration with JunkieFund , I am holding a contest around the following theme: What does overdosing feel like? 

You can create whatever pieces you desire; paint it, draw it, type it, compose it. Submissions close on Sunday 19:00 TCT and results will come shortly afterwards. 

Good luck!

Any questions and you can dm me!  

Prizes
1st place: Free Junkiefund 3rd tier coverage
2nd place: Free Junkiefund 1st tier coverage
3rd place: FHC
Honourable mention: 2-EDVDs

i m contemplating my sanity ·

A PI is a lot more costlier than that bro

Torn pseudonym stories ·

Had a Nationstates account called Conklandi because conk sounded funny and realistic, set it as Conkington because it got stuck in my head

JunkieFund Insurance - Only Losers Lose Drugs · · 2 likes

I have spent 115 xans for top tier service, y'all should buy in!