Night_Witch_588: forum

Lul, “trusted” my foot 🤣

homeboy tried to abscond with faction BB and thought that would have zero consequences. Know who you partner with citizens

Hello Torn City, Flucking_Around Night_Witch_588 here announcing my dip into the Trading Scene!

Some of you may have bought from my random assortment of stuff in my bazaar, Locomotive Launchpad Bombed Out. I'll be joining the ranks of Torn City's Traders to buy up your excess Plushies, Flowers, Drugs, Energy Drinks, Boosters, Booze, Medical Supplies, Temporaries, Candies, Supply Packs, Miscellaneous Items, and of course Frying Pans!

Trading hours aren't currently locked in, as my bartending schedule tends to prevent a set / known 'done and ready to go home' timeline. However, I will change my profile picture to indicate availability for trading as well as when I'm closed up (or feel free to shoot me a message if you see me online).

My current price list can be found here for your viewing pleasure.

Let's get Trading!

Edit (11/13/25): Currently closed until December. Family vacation for the holiday.

Edit (12/12/25): Trading on hold until the new year while rebranding due to forced staff name change (even though it was referencing an existing individual from the US Navy...)

Edit: (1/12/26): Rebrand complete and trading resumed

Edit: (6/11/26): Pausing trading for the summer due to scheduling

Edit: (8/25/26): Trading resumed

Celebrating our first successful week of operations, coinciding with our first star rating! The time is ripe to join up for us to drill down ;)

Looking for exciting and dangerous work on an Oil Rig?

Join us today! Paying 15x your highest work stat with a 50k bonus for EE merits!

     ## Minimum 50k, maximum 3m until we rank up to 5* to revisit ##

Now celebrating our first star rating after our first week of operations!

Minimum Requirements

## Do you have a pulse? Great!

## Do you enjoy puns? ...no seriously, there will be puns aplenty

## Rehab around -10 addiction

Apply now and get in on the ground floor get drilling baby!!

Note: as the company is currently full, please DM me and I will make room after removing an inactive worker.

Unlocked Specials

1*  Danger Money - Exchange job points for cash

“It’s all good, we're pushing for 10* in the coming weeks” -Director 1 month ago when everyone was battling addiction

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shoot me a Mail when you apply if I’m in city and I can get you roled within 5 minutes or so when I step away from the bar

lol I know Doge and one think they don't do is lie intentionally. Lie to commit crimes on Torn.com? Abso-fucking-lutely

Intentionally mislead? Naw, never seen it happen. Keep grasping at straws though lil bro. That copium is working overtime in your system

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20k+ Manual or Endurance workers sought

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Looking for 20k+ Manual or Endurance

Oh look, someone does not like the consequences of their own stupidit—- actions… Color me surprised

Enjoy getting to know every single nurse and doctor in Torn Hospital by name, face, and specialization! You are having the day you deserve

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Booted all your members again since they were mostly greenleaves and don't know how to turtle?

How on-brand of you...

You do....know the definition of insanity right....? I mean this is just free amusement for the entirety of the site so by all means, keep doing the exact same thing ad nauseam. I'm sure at some point you'll discover something new... or we'll encounter the heat death of the universe

bump, looking for drillers so we can increase our collective gains

Sunday is the evaluation day in which a company can change it's star rating relative to other companies of the same time. An employee leaving on Sunday screws up the calculus of where the company falls within the overall ratings

Faction mate of mine linked me to Gym's account for an 'expending ammo rounds' mission, only to have Gym himself contact me regarding this very thread!

I'll admit, I was quite surprised at the message initially as I thought it would be along the lines of "oi random, what's with the attack?" Extremely cordial individual! Highly recommended for missions requiring a tank.

Just be sure to send him a little 'Thank you' for this lovely offer of service to the community!

22:30:52 - 16/08/26 You created a Parcel containing 1x Bag of Reindeer Droppings, 1x Bottle of Champagne, 3x Bottle of Kandy Kane, 2x Ketamine, 3x Blood Bag : O+

22:31:33 - 16/08/26 You sent a Parcel to Gym with the message: Thanks for your service pal! ;)

Took us 9 weeks, but we today we achieved 2 stars!! Let's keep the momentum going! Apply here to join our merry bunch of gashats

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printing money; who doesn’t like money?

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got some inactives that need replacing; 3 slots available

Oh look….

10m on Brits to win; quote to book

Bump it up baby! 2* on the horizon

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Celebrating our first successful week of operations, coinciding with our first star rating! The time is ripe to join up for us to drill down ;)

Schdoop 

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