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See top 5 class records at any class in racing · · 45 likes

A friend gave me some screenshots for class E records, and I noticed there were a few oddballs here and there. The records for class E withdrawal are really off to me (especially with the Fiat Punto). Class A drivers are able to see the #1 record in each class for each track, but even they don't have access to #2-5.

After looking over the screenshots and finding out what was best for JLT L0, I started thinking that it might be worth exploring alternatives for setting records without having to spend more points than what is necessary. It'd be a good way to make racing more interesting, too. That and it'd just be nice overall for beginners like myself to participate in lower-level racing and having access to the right amount of information.


So my suggestion here would be to make every top 5 record for every track at every class available to all racers. And to keep the screen from being overly cluttered (especially for mobile users), maybe make a drop-down menu in the center tab for selecting each class.

Someone suggested I put in a TL;DR, so here it is.

TL;DR
Give more info on all class records.

What is a Woman Debate Continues · · 10 likes

What is a woman? An adult female person.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woman

What is a female? One who has a gender identity that is the opposite of male.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female

There we go, debate over. Move on with your life and stop obsessing over how others live theirs.

8* hair salon drinking & hiring · · 1 like

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You are expected to drink on the job. No exceptions. Sobriety leads to boredom, and I want my customers to walk out with a smile as bright as my liver!

I will not expect you to cut anyone's hair the way they want it, because they're here for the atmosphere. Hell, some of them even like the way we do their hair, and they say we cut it better than our competitors. Maybe the alcohol is a good thing?

If this sounds like the kind of company you want to work for, then sign up today and enjoy a free beer on the house! Just keep in mind the only excuse I'll accept for coming in late is getting pulled over for DUI. Dem cops never make it easy I swear.


end of roleplay segment

Looking for anyone who can work MAN jobs.
Please rehab if you're over -8 addiction. EE merits will be taken into account.

Half the trains are being sold so that I can break even, and the other half are on rotation. I currently have a buyer, but if you join, you will get 4 trains every 9 days.

Apply here!

8* Fitness Center (FC) HIRING 88K int 44k end · · 1 like

Hiring for a friend. If you have the stats and would like to join, please apply!
https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=421526

Ignore the 20/20 staff, director's looking to replace someone. I'll update this post once the position is filled.

Torn Homophobes (warning : Public Shaming) · · 13 likes

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10m R+ - M Chrysalis - Guests welcome · · 2 likes

join Chrysalis, they're good dudes

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Sold! Thanks for the offers. :)

Giving this bad boy what he deserves for Christmas · · 2 likes

What a coincidence, my friend is also curious about this.

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Who was it that you saw bountied for being from Israel? Did you talk to them about it to see if there was more context?

8* hair salon drinking & hiring ·

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8* hair salon drinking & hiring ·

Thought I had someone, but he quit on me minutes later. What a shmuck.

8* hair salon drinking & hiring ·

I titled the fix thread

8* hair salon drinking & hiring ·

8* hair salon drinking & hiring ·

Got another dude who quit on me last minute without notice. Smh.

[SCRIPT + PDA] Torn's Sexiest Bust Reminder · · 1 like

That did the trick. Thanks!

[SCRIPT + PDA] Torn's Sexiest Bust Reminder ·

For some reason the available busts does not show for me next to the jail shortcut in the nav panel. I'm having this issue on PC and mobile.

I only just started getting into busts and I made a small handful of mistakes when I started doing it more often yesterday. Had a couple more failures after I installed the script too. Not sure if that's what's causing it to not show for me, but that's been my experience so far.

It does show AB sometimes, but not all the time. Before I went to sleep last night it showed that I had one available bust. I'm pretty new to busting too. My faction started having a busting competition, and that's what motivated me to start doing this lol.

Torn is a Gem in a Dead Market · · 1 like

Absolutely. It's what makes racing so exciting for me! :)

Torn is a Gem in a Dead Market · · 1 like

Yep, you can. But like I said, you need to race a lot before you turn a sizeable profit, and even then you have to be super lucky to earn more than you make from flying.

JLT is a good example of something you can participate in as a beginner. Every league is broken up by racing skill, and there's a League 0 for anyone who isn't in class A (stock cars without points are used in this one). Here's a link for the one currently going. We're approaching the end of the one for autumn, but there'll be another in spring.

Discord link in the thread also if you want to compete or just chill and ask questions. The discord is what really got me into competitive racing. :)

Torn is a Gem in a Dead Market · · 5 likes

RACING BABY!!!

Doesn't make as much money as flying, but it's a cool alternative, an awesome community on discord, and it can be quite lucrative once you've done it for a while. I gave you a Cossie because they're very expensive, but very important to have when you're able to use it.

While you're racing, you can do everything you're normally able to do except fly. Flying is much more restrictive, and the only thing you can do until you land is chat and read forums. It's nice to have the option to race while you're warring.

Torn is a Gem in a Dead Market · · 4 likes

Heh, you introduced yourself to the forums a lot better than I did in my first month. My introduction came with prank items, flight delays, and a barrage of attacks from salty players. And I still regret nothing! grin

I can only do it for so long before ADHD brain makes me do something else.

Got just the fix for that!

Stock Market vault script · · 1 like

This looks really neat. And if you can add auto-commas to it, that'd be nice too. My brain is very bad at grouping numbers.

Delete · · 5 likes

Sure, why don't you go and tell your "thousands of followers?" You seem like the kind of guy no one takes seriously anyways, and you may end up helping the game more than you hurt it.

My mother has been dead since 1991.
Apologies for what happened to your mom. I told her she only needed to take the tip, but she was eager to please. Shame that had to happen to such a lovely woman.

Ask and you shall receive · · 1 like

Edit:
"02:47:30 - 30/11/23 You were sent a Construction Helmet from Zapi with the message: There's a more demanding need in construction jobs!"

I wanted to burn things down, not build them. >.<

Maybe it's time to hang my torch and give up on my dreams of a revolution. I'm tired of the rich oppressing the poor, but burning buildings isn't as useful as it was before corporate propaganda started making waves in the media. Now we even have the oppressed fighting against the oppressed, and the oppressors are sitting comfortably in their yachts and private jets and getting away with crimes against humanity.

We're all doomed.

[Site] torn.bzimor.dev - All bazaars, RW items & auction history · · 2 likes

Very nice! I'm bookmarking both of these.

Omanpx, your site needs a native dark mode; it's a little rough with my browser addon.

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