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Sammy_The_Cow [2888541] Level 16 Federal Eat a Dick Leader

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We can go in the nuances, the history, the nature of the settlements, yada yada yada f**king yada all you want, but when you endorse full-scale shelling and abductions because "hey that's war," f**k you.

And a terrorist sympathizer identifies himself

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f**k Israel

This is a crime game, not social media · · 35 likes

All you whining losers, faction-bitches and socially challenged pop-tart munchers crying over the chat.

You know what Torn should really do?

Eliminate chat altogether.

This game is about perpetuating violence upon your fellow man for a profit. You mug them for gains, hospitalize them for lulz, and then f**k their spouses because you can. And then rob them too!

And now you cry because you're having trouble finding your waifu in the groupings?

Shut the f**k up.

80-plus threads over chat disorders... what a bunch of crying degenerates.

If you want to make friends and get all chatty, go play Animal Crossing or find your fellow autist on TikTok doing some dumb dance after describing how she insets carrots in her nether-regions or some shit.

! · · 25 likes

This isn't a Torn problem but a problem with you being unable to differentiate games from reality. I don't think any game is for you and suggest therapy.

high levels can steal everything · · 43 likes

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PSA: Muggers beware of this badass · · 38 likes

Weak bitches like this post.

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Halloweek is retarded ·

In your opinion

Halloweek is retarded · · 5 likes

The whole idea of hitting people for candy is stupid. Why don't you just hit peoole because you get hard doing it? This is a crime game! You hit bitches because they're profitable to hit, not because you're a f**king manchild that needs tootsie rolls that are still bigger than your dicks.

But I get it. The typical Torn player sits in his (no real women play this) mom's basement rubbing the sweat of his man-tits while screaming for his pop-tarts and wishing his penis was bigger than the tootsie rolls he got while trunk-or-treating at the special needs facility. He needs to be reminded of it. It's the only happiness he gets. He can't grt laid. He's incapable of f**king even if there was a woman out there willing to put up with his shrieking, aside from his dirty dishrag whore of a mother that conceived him during a 2-dollar well draft special at some Applebees.

Aww, and someone reports me because I offended the special needs crowd, how quaint!

PSA: Muggers beware of this badass ·

Stop bullying Tak you pieces of shit.

Hosp bitches overseas ·

If I had a DB, I would have dropped it at the start of Halloweek. And targeted this one.

PSA: You do NOT have to hosp mission targets ·

You sound like a bitch, you know that? The type that drives many spouses to give themselves Columbian neck ties. That kind of bitch. Just shut up, my eyeballs bleed reading you.

New Faction seeks non-bitches ·

Recruiting! Unless you're a bitch, which most of you are, and you bitches ain't welcome! Get the f**k out!

PSA: You do NOT have to hosp mission targets · · 2 likes

I am.

R-

Hosp bitches overseas · · 23 likes

Title says it all.

I find it fun hoapitalizing peoole in Japan, Hawaii and other places that doesn't get many visitors. I don't mug ir attack. I hoapitalize, prioritizing the active.

I just like seeing them cry. Like kids after I steal their candy and slap their moms.

We need a default honor flag for North Korea ·

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Some people take the game too seriously ·

Be downvoted one of my posts eight times. Then did a 100-chain using just me.

Bro i was one question away from becoming a lawyer · · 2 likes

You can't be an attorney, but you can always beat the shit out of one. Go mug a few.

New Faction seeks non-bitches ·

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What a world we live in ·

Quit being a bitch. Bigotry is cool!

New Faction seeks non-bitches ·

Recruiting non-bitches. That means, not you

Halloween is No Fun! ·

(Why am I giving him advice?)

Boycott Torn ·

I approve.

We need a default honor flag for North Korea ·

That kind of argument can be used for thr Palestinian flag, which isn't even a sovereign country right now. Complete intellectual dishonesty on your part. Not even trolling at thr moment.

Use Merits · · 2 likes

Hospitalization. Hospitalization. Hospitalization. I'm about putting pain on bitches, first and last.

Just retire Torn ·

If you can't handle a predictable influx for the Halloweek event without the servers tripping up and dying, maybe Torn should just be shut down and all the players here should go find other games to play.

These servers would have been running perfectly fine in the DPRK.

Enemies ·

Like you and Joe?