The rules are simple. All you have to do is drop a comment below for a great chance at getting items. Tell me your favorite Christmas Story for a guaranteed chance at the wheel spin.
I will be spinning a wheel from a website I have chosen. All categories from my inventory are listed. The items range from the most random things that people collect to some more valuable things such as EDVD’s for you little filthy animals, drugs for you Xanax addicts, and I even have 5 DP’s to give away as well.
I will be dropping a Thumbs up on the post I have completed as I will be in and out of Torn all day. Bear with me as I try and provide all of you a little Christmas Joy throughout the day.
I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and hope you all are able to have a blessed day.
TS3 has been generous enough to assist in the giveaway. That’s better than any gift I could’ve received. The help is wonderful.
I am a new trader. I have enjoyed the game thus far and plan to pursue a new route building friendships along the way. I have competitive prices and if they are not up to your standard, I am willing to negotiate. Down below you can view my pricing list and click the button to start a trade with me.
Top Noob in Eliminations - 2023 As Eliminations approached, I started doing a little research on the event. I thought to myself… I’ve been excelling at quite a few things here in Torn so why not try out elims? The 3 days leading up to the event I made sure I was stacked and all CD’s were clear. As soon as the attack phase begin, I hit the ground running with the goal of obtaining Top Noob. Through all the events that happened- from someone I considered a friend leaking my exact push time/details of me dumping 1800 E and people F5’ing my page for 10 hours to the very last life lost. It was the most fun I’ve had on torn to this day. I can’t wait until next year! See you all then.
ChaoticNova-
Age- 191 (when elims ended) Hits- 741
Hours of sleep throughout all of elims- 17 (That one was important) Item usage: 33x FHC ———————- Over 300 Xanax (150+ revives/ Revive Contract for Hits/ E Use) ———————- 7x cans ———————- 2x Green eggs ———————- All daily refills
Big shoutout to HiveMind for the constant push and motivation.
Legitimate Business for the moral and deadly stalking support along with all the advice.
Railway Revivers for the 150+ Revives over the last 4 days.
16:47:45 - 22/09/23 sugarvalves sent 4x Boxing Gloves to you with the message: Congratulations! Your scored the most points out of any sub-365 day player in this year's Elimination. Well done!
It’s not. Belle made a shit decision, cried about being bullied and then bogie makes a shit call to temp fed them both. Then he entered damage control trying to shield his staff from a pixel DB.
Honestly… not too fucking bad considering Sugar Valves had us pegged as top 3 first eliminated. We clawed our way back up, survived merc contracts against us, dealt with some pretty uneven alliances, and somehow these slutty little zappers just refused to die.
Also, Operation Orca was a success 🐋⚡. We are going after them, we are hurting them, and we are accomplishing what we set out to do.
Huge shoutout to Prynce, Natty_Boh, whackedmaki, and Trailblazer for leading this whole thing. A ton of work went on behind the scenes that most people never saw.
Big shoutout to all the donors and distributors who kept everyone supplied.
Shoutout to the push leads, helpers, and council who kept everything moving.
And especially the noob wranglers. You guys deserve a fucking medal for dealing with the first timers and answering the same questions 900 times.
Congrats to all of our top hitters too. You guys went fucking crazy.
But honestly, this was a team effort. Whether you were hitting nonstop, donating, distributing, helping with pushes, keeping Discord alive, or just jumping in whenever you could , everyone played a part.
And Discord was honestly one of the best parts of this. Even when shit looked rough, people kept the spirits up, talked shit, laughed, and kept everyone going.
We started this as High Voltage. Then we became Voltorbs. Then Voltitties. Then apparently we’re just a bunch of slutty little zappers. 😂⚡
LEGENDARY THREAD. BEST ELIM TEAM OF 2026. 3v2 and facing MERCS and they couldn’t hold us down. GD slimed their way down the middle for the win. Betrayed us and got carried to the finale. W all leadership, helpers, council, push captains and noob wranglers. The sparky sluts did phenomenal. It was a pleasure. See yall next year!
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