The pot starts with 5 Xanax. For a chance to win, send me any amount of Xanax. This Xanax gets added to the pot. Whoever enters the most Xanax wins the entire pot!
Rules:
Send me your chosen amount of Xanax to enter.
The person who sends the most wins everything!
Please reply to this post when you entered. Do not tell people how much Xanax you entered.
Game ends on Saturday at 23:59:59 torn city time. Winner(s) will be announced shortly after.
In the event there is a tie, the pot will be split. If there is not an evenly divisible number of Xanax in pot, fractions of Xanax will be sent in dollars according to the market value of Xanax.
Have Fun!
No one participated, but i still wanna give away the 5 Xanax. Instead, we will do a number off! Mail me a number to enter and comment something on this post. Whoever sends the biggest number wins. Infinity is not allowed. This ends tonight at midnight.
Hello all, and welcome to your ultimate gambling guide. As someone whomst has made a lot of money gambling, I will give you priceless advice so you can WIN BIG like me!! Many people have been losing a ton of money gambling, but thats not because the casino is "rigged" or anything like that, but because everyone is unskilled. I will teach you the skills to gambling in this 100% guaranteed-to-work guide!
The Mindset
If you have the wrong mindset, you will lose all your money and gain nothing. People try to "gamble in moderation" rather than betting big every time. This is wrong because if you bet small, you win small. Therefore, if one wants to WIN BIG, one must bet big too. This fact is the one thing everyone gets wrong. They pay too much attention to what they're paying and not enough to what they are winning. If you want to truly WIN BIG, you must change your mindset completely. The key is to not pay attention to what you are losing at all, but only to what you are winning. If someone were to look at my roulette statistics, they would say I lost 200 million dollars. However, with the right mindset, you realize that I have actually won 7 billion dollars. Any statistic with "net" in it is useless and should be ignored completely.
Casino Games
Another thing people get wrong is not playing the right games. PvP options, like RR and poker are clearly and obviously completely rigged. Stay away from these b******t options! A much more fair game is craps, where you put the chips on random things and hope they make you win. Blackjack is nice because you can bet very high, but you can only rarely win any more than twice your bet, so you cannot get that much per game. After doing extensive research on Keno, I have found that the numbers 1, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 37, 42, 69, and 73 all have a one in 8 chance of being picked. This means that on average you can win 10 billion dollars about every 8 games, making it a pretty solid choice. However, if your mindset is right you don't want to win just a few 10 billion dollars, you want to WIN BIG!The best game to WIN BIG is definitely slots, as you can win up to 20 billion dollars a round!
Strategy
It is always a good idea to use the maximum amount of casino tokens a day plus a refill to maximize gains. Always bet the highest possible amount, or else you won't WIN BIG! In the rare occurrence that you ever run out of money, just buy donator packs. The great thing about donator packs is that you always get 75 points for opening them! Thats over 3 million dollars a pack! If you can't afford donator packs, just get a better job. Also, always sell losses with all of your energy, and gamble your profits. Starting a forum post saying how you're selling losses for 50k each will get you many buyers easily. Using these strategies, you will have an endless supply of money to gamble!
Shocking Statistics
99.99% of gamblers quit before they WIN BIG!
100% of people who don't follow this guide DIE EVENTUALLY!
You can make up to 3 trillion dollars a day by using this guide!
I have a great idea! What if instead of a random person winning, the first person to post wins? And what if instead of 1 dollar, it was your whole networth? Let me know what you think.
That's pretty similar to my story, actually. Mikzcool made the comic, not me. He's still alive though. Kind of crazy staff would make this mistake twice lol. Who's the other player?
Oh shoot, I was wondering why I was getting so many down votes, but I just realized I said "newspaper" instead of "newsletter". The summer newsletter got it wrong, not the newspaper. Sorry for the confusion.
Originally a shit post about the new summer newsletter, I wrote this post to discuss the devs getting who won the April economists prize wrong in said newsletter. However, with the recent newspaper announcing another economists prize winner and gaslighting the community into believing it was the only one for April, I would like to start a serious discussion. Why are the devs giving out a second economist prize for April in June? (Ignore the poll)
Yeah, torn staff are really good at catching multis. When I first started playing torn, almost all of my irl friends were falsely banned because they used a vpn and worked in the same company for the friend who got us into torn. All they need to see to decide you are a multi is some sort of feeding a main account and connections from the same ip or a vpn.
You are using a strawman argument. The idea that the people were being anti multi hand nothing to do with what bogie was actually arguing, and therefore this point is completely irrelevant.
