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Happy Jump · · 4 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Hi everyone,[/background]


There are many types of happy jumps in torn. Today ill be talking about the Max happy jump, the one with the max capped happiness, 99,999 happiness.

I know there are groups such as happy hoppers and happy oasis, recently most of them are unable to be get through.

This is what you need to know about doing a max happy jump. The items, cost requirements will be stated below.

You will need the following items:

  • 2 Poison Mistletoes. (20 - 28m)
  • An Erotic DVD (maybe 2, depending on base happiness). (3.2/3.4m - 6.4/6.8m)
  • Ecstasy (40-56k)
  • 1000 energy to train. (3360k - 3400k for 4 xanax)
  • (You may also want to use cans or FHC to train with too)
  • Possibly 25 points for a refill too. (1.1m~)
  • Pm gat [2600663] for details regarding insurance for OD.
  • Total cost vary between 60-70m for the first buyer.
I will provide details of when the train will take place, enough for you to begin stacking. The price per follow will be 5 xanax ( i pay 7 to the main source. And after youre done with your jumps, you can feel free to resell them to others ).


The way in this works is as follows:
  • You use 1x poison mistletoe on the target, you will receive around 24500 happiness. Use 1x poison mistletoe again on the same person and you will receive around 18500 happiness again.
  • Use an Erotic DVD to reach 50,000+ happiness. You may need two depending on base happiness.
  • Use an ecstasy and you will now be on maximum happiness.
  • Train all your energy/use your boosters.
  • Once finished, just message 'done' in the group so the next person can steal.
If theres any questions, just give me a pm.
Lets all just happy jump together and we can get stronger together.
This post is inspired by the Trueo.

These are my poor job stats. · · 0 likes

  • Manual labor 1,524
  • Intelligence 5,215
  • Endurance 8,310
  • Total 15,049

 

No bullshitting.  These are my low job stats.  I'm looking for a job that would either pay me 500k - 1m a day. 

Pay can be negotiable if there are free trains. 

I would prefer to join a company with low salary but free train going around.  

I would also like to work in a company that either has work points to exchange for boosters such as fhc or cans or happiness.  Althoughr i don'tind joining a 1* company as in the long run I would be able to purchase em boosters.  

 

Dm me if you hirring. 

Selling loses 275k ea. · · 0 likes

Slutting / Contract Slutting for bigger amounts. 

I can do 80 attacks in 48 hours. 

I can do 100 attacks in 60 hrs. 

Contract for a big amount of loses will be about 310k/per attack. 

80 hits for a donator pack.  

100 hits for a donator pack and 6m. 

 

Dm me if interested. 

S Loses 250k ea · · 0 likes

Selling loses 275k ea. Pm me. 

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These are my poor job stats. ·

  • Manual labor 1,524
  • Intelligence 5,215
  • Endurance 8,310
  • Total 15,049

 

No bullshitting.  These are my low job stats.  I'm looking for a job that would either pay me 500k - 1m a day. 

Pay can be negotiable if there are free trains. 

I would prefer to join a company with low salary but free train going around.  

I would also like to work in a company that either has work points to exchange for boosters such as fhc or cans or happiness.  Althoughr i don'tind joining a 1* company as in the long run I would be able to purchase em boosters.  

 

Dm me if you hirring. 

Selling loses 275k ea. ·

Slutting / Contract Slutting for bigger amounts. 

I can do 80 attacks in 48 hours. 

I can do 100 attacks in 60 hrs. 

Contract for a big amount of loses will be about 310k/per attack. 

80 hits for a donator pack.  

100 hits for a donator pack and 6m. 

 

Dm me if interested. 

S Loses 250k ea ·

Selling loses 275k ea. Pm me. 

Happy Jump ·

Yellow easter eggs are an untradable item.

Hence new players wont be able to get them unless they wait til lwaster event.

Happy Jump · · 4 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Hi everyone,[/background]


There are many types of happy jumps in torn. Today ill be talking about the Max happy jump, the one with the max capped happiness, 99,999 happiness.

I know there are groups such as happy hoppers and happy oasis, recently most of them are unable to be get through.

This is what you need to know about doing a max happy jump. The items, cost requirements will be stated below.

You will need the following items:

  • 2 Poison Mistletoes. (20 - 28m)
  • An Erotic DVD (maybe 2, depending on base happiness). (3.2/3.4m - 6.4/6.8m)
  • Ecstasy (40-56k)
  • 1000 energy to train. (3360k - 3400k for 4 xanax)
  • (You may also want to use cans or FHC to train with too)
  • Possibly 25 points for a refill too. (1.1m~)
  • Pm gat [2600663] for details regarding insurance for OD.
  • Total cost vary between 60-70m for the first buyer.
I will provide details of when the train will take place, enough for you to begin stacking. The price per follow will be 5 xanax ( i pay 7 to the main source. And after youre done with your jumps, you can feel free to resell them to others ).


The way in this works is as follows:
  • You use 1x poison mistletoe on the target, you will receive around 24500 happiness. Use 1x poison mistletoe again on the same person and you will receive around 18500 happiness again.
  • Use an Erotic DVD to reach 50,000+ happiness. You may need two depending on base happiness.
  • Use an ecstasy and you will now be on maximum happiness.
  • Train all your energy/use your boosters.
  • Once finished, just message 'done' in the group so the next person can steal.
If theres any questions, just give me a pm.
Lets all just happy jump together and we can get stronger together.
This post is inspired by the Trueo.