SpankyBumBum

[2922873] Level 35 Star Jobsworth

Spank Masters SmS LeaderSecurity Contractor at PinkertonsMarried to Mikdrasil

Observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago · Torn public profile

SpankyBumBum is a level 35 player in Spank Masters who signed up on 28 Apr 2023. Their standout stat is Networth: #69,839, top 3% of ranked players.

#69,839 for networth top 3% of ranked players
#61,774 (tied with 28 others) for attacks won top 5.7% of ranked players
Signed up 28 Apr 2023 (3 years ago)
4 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 35; #76,557 tied with 3,947 others top 3.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,228; #1,478,750 tied with 788 others top 59%
Awards: 230; #55,472 tied with 296 others top 4.8%; +16 since Jan
Networth: $1,278,227,601; #69,839 top 3%; +224,079,126 since Jan
Xanax taken: 80; #85,071 tied with 364 others top 32%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 19; #49,593 tied with 839 others top 40%; +3 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 13; #133,935 tied with 2,669 others top 55%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,299; #61,774 tied with 28 others top 5.7%; +7 since Jan
Defends won: 11; #335,425 tied with 12,862 others top 51%; +2 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 1; #138,393 tied with 30,287 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 20,764; #41,366 top 8.8%; +2,024 since Jan
Races won: 42; #60,779 tied with 630 others top 45%; +3 since Jan
Times traveled: 51; #122,905 tied with 546 others top 57%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 3.8; #136,917 top 9.7%; +0.5 since Jan

What stands out 6

#69,839

Economy

Networth

$1,278,227,601 top 3%

#61,774tied with 28 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 28 others

1,299 top 5.7%

#75,404

Combat

Total attack damage

1,077,942 top 4.8%

#55,472tied with 296 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 296 others

230 top 4.8%

#51,997tied with 11 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 11 others

2,799 top 4.9%

#51,957tied with 188 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 188 others

180 top 6.3%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Card skimming skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 8 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+16	214	230
Networth	+224,079,126	$1,054,148,475	$1,278,227,601
Energy drinks used	+3	16	19
Attacks won	+7	1,292	1,299
Defends won	+2	9	11
Criminal offenses	+2,024	18,740	20,764
Races won	+3	39	42
Time played (days)	+0.5	3.3	3.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago

Xanax taken: 80; #85,071 tied with 364 others top 32%
Energy refills: 13; #133,935 tied with 2,669 others top 55%
Energy drinks used: 19; #49,593 tied with 839 others top 40%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 5; #90,065 tied with 6,628 others top 68%
Elo rating: 1,223; #74,794 tied with 181 others top 3.9%
Best damage: 1,617; #93,311 tied with 54 others top 6.5%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 27 Jan 2026 and 8 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 9 · archived: 4 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

Any Welsh Speakers Out There? Hobbies & Interests · 20 Apr 2025 · 5 replies
Glass Engraving Hobbies & Interests · 21 May 2023 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Professional Jobsworth → Star Jobsworth between 27 Jan and 8 Sep

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