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FartTacoFire [2948508] Level 100 The Coalition TC Leader

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8* Ladies Strip Club No Openings · · 1 like

Still hiring 1 position, manager or male stripper

8* Ladies Strip Club No Openings · · 1 like

 

Not currently hiring for The Phallic Cactus, an 8* LSC. Preferred minimum stats 33k end and 16.5k int. Apply here.

 

First Max XP Weapon - The Dual Bushmasters · · 24 likes

Not a big Earth-shattering achievement like some of y'all's ridiculously high stats, but I think its cool anyways. Got my first max xp weapon thanks to World Population Day. What gun will be next? We shall see

 

Elimination Memes · · 93 likes

DONE-You're not a Torn player until you've(PRIZES) · · 2 likes

You're not a torn player until your coworker hears an alarm go off and asks if you have to sell drugs again, to the horror of other people within earshot 

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Pride Prize Race 2026 ·

Look's like a lot of fun

Custom JLT Spring Banners 2026 ·

FartTacoFire League 3

Thanks!

Homemade E-ink Torn API device · · 1 like

Got one for me and one for my Torn spouse! Can't wait to get home and set it up

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 7 likes

For sure it was a great time. Sh*talking bogie about the race and then losing to him by one position... At the airport rn to fly home and kinda sad its all over. Will see y'all in Boston! 

What Random Stat do you think you are a Top 0.01%er in? · · 1 like

I'm for sure top 0.01 percent in bottle caps owned, but very quickly lost my spot at number 1. Think I'm down to 4th or 5th

Who is going to Torncon? · · 2 likes

I'm going to TornCon EU cause the last time I was in Amsterdam I got to eat the best cheese I've ever had

Octane GFX · · 2 likes

I had a fantastic PFP and pin done by Octane_XO! He's got good prices, fast turn around time, and very willing to work with you even for silly requests. Highly reccomend getting some of his work! 

DB Alert ·

Nameless vs NWA. Rumors have been that HT was making a couple 

TornW3B/weav3r.dev compromised AGAIN? ·

I'm quite impressed, and thankful, that despite these set-backs you always get it online afterwards. 

Sending Money to Fallen Players through Fac Vault · · 1 like

One of my bankers managed to accidentally send money to a fallen member, which doesn't seem like its supposed to be possible based on the fact the send money button is unavailable on a fallen player's profile. 

 

Log attached - 00:43:33 - 08/01/26 Mind_Fire was given $6,850,000 by VinniePastrami

 

MUGGED WHILE FLYING · · 3 likes

better suited for the bugs and issues forum

Changing from google login to normal login ·

Is there any way to change from having my torn account tied to a google account to logging in normally with a non google email and password?

Slightly regretting using the google login option rn

Duke's activity · · 1 like

You gotta do the events too. I have a caganer, not from the dump, but from doing Duke's little activity and winning it. There's a pretty good chance that if you participate you'l win something. That, or I'm just Duke's sugar baby...

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY THREE · · 2 likes

How to win eliminations like an IDOIT · · 1 like

For a dude named meanmike you sure are nice about it :)

Village Idoits Making History? ·

I think we managed that. We were down before the second 1200 TCT after ticket movement. Went down kicking and screaming though, so can't be too mad

How to win eliminations like an IDOIT · · 4 likes

Was fun while it lasted, and it was always nice seeing you pop up staying positive in chat

Village Idoits Making History? · · 6 likes

Well, nobody ever accused me of being smart. My mama says I'm special though

Village Idoits Making History? · · 13 likes

Will the Village Idoits go down in history as the fastest team to be eliminated? Is it possible that we can lose in a significant way? 

Its been fun, but my time in elimination is much too quickly coming to an end, way faster than I expected it to.

PSA: Staff, committee and elimination deals · · 2 likes

and that's how the staff lose touch with the players. having staff and players be the same thing is a good thing.