LongDongDangler

[2973526] Level 43 Star Scavenger

Lusty Lizards Lick Gagging GeckoMusician at Spinning RecordsMarried to LongerDonger

Observed 9 Sep 2026 · 18 days ago · Torn public profile

LongDongDangler is a level 43 player in Lusty Lizards who signed up on 28 Jun 2023. Their standout stat is Dump finds: #9,816 (tied with 3 others), top 1.2% of ranked players.

#9,816 (tied with 3 others) for dump finds top 1.2% of ranked players
#88,168 for networth top 3.8% of ranked players
Signed up 28 Jun 2023 (3 years ago)
17 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 9 Sep 2026 · 18 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 43; #58,126 tied with 1,602 others top 2.3%; +9 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,168; #1,528,282 tied with 941 others top 61%
Awards: 252; #49,545 tied with 259 others top 4.3%; +34 since Jan
Networth: $634,514,081; #88,168 top 3.8%; +38,083,796 since Jan
Xanax taken: 186; #62,823 tied with 121 others top 24%; +43 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 15; #53,320 tied with 1,165 others top 44%; +3 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 141; #52,041 tied with 206 others top 21%; +18 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,016; #70,838 tied with 28 others top 6.5%; +234 since Jan
Defends won: 172; #43,723 tied with 269 others top 6.5%; +20 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 13,376; #50,719 tied with 2 others top 11%; +4,299 since Jan
Races won: 26; #70,330 tied with 1,030 others top 52%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 374; #59,266 tied with 125 others top 27%; +133 since Jan
Time played (days): 7.8; #93,484 top 6.6%; +2.5 since Jan

What stands out 6

#9,816tied with 3 others

Items

Dump finds

tied with 3 others

1,607 top 1.2%

#88,168

Economy

Networth

$634,514,081 top 3.8%

#12,976

Economy

Items bought

15,774 top 2.4%

#66,584tied with 37 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 37 others

2,367 top 4.6%

#70,838tied with 28 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 28 others

1,016 top 6.5%

#78,047tied with 41 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 41 others

1,673 top 3.8%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Shoplifting skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+9	34	43
Awards	+34	218	252
Networth	+38,083,796	$596,430,285	$634,514,081
Xanax taken	+43	143	186
Energy drinks used	+3	12	15
Energy refills	+18	123	141
Attacks won	+234	782	1,016
Defends won	+20	152	172
Criminal offenses	+4,299	9,077	13,376
Times traveled	+133	241	374
Time played (days)	+2.5	5.4	7.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 9 Sep 2026 · 18 days ago

Xanax taken: 186; #62,823 tied with 121 others top 24%
Energy refills: 141; #52,041 tied with 206 others top 21%
Energy drinks used: 15; #53,320 tied with 1,165 others top 44%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 81; #38,998 tied with 259 others top 28%
Elo rating: 1,502; #44,629 tied with 58 others top 2.3%
Best damage: 2,367; #66,584 tied with 37 others top 4.6%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 27 Jan 2026 and 9 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 22 · archived: 17 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

Give me money Graveyard · 6 May 2025 · 1 reply
Bought subscriber status today Bugs & Issues · 16 Jul 2023 · 3 replies
Selling losses 275k per loss Attacking · 29 Jun 2023 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Highly distinguished Scavenger → Star Scavenger between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Spouse changed between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Company Kaotic Kinks → Spinning Records between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Joined Lusty Lizards [Lick] (from Little Lizards [Lick]) between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Left Little Lizards [Lick] (moved to Lusty Lizards [Lick]) between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Reached level 40 between 27 Jan and 9 Sep

Also known as: Dastoro_UwU

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