SATCH71

[2987268] Level 88 Legendary Merchant

The Pusheen Army TPA Killer KittenSalesperson at Knighty Whities (Hiring)

Observed 9 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago · Torn public profile

SATCH71 is a level 88 player in The Pusheen Army who signed up on 12 Jul 2023. Their standout stat is Best damage: #3,780, top 0.26% of ranked players.

#3,780 for best damage top 0.26% of ranked players
#581 for item market revenue top 0.35% of ranked players
Signed up 12 Jul 2023 (3 years ago)
89 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 9 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 88; #15,376 tied with 501 others top 0.62%; +18 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,154; #1,541,990 tied with 1,080 others top 62%
Awards: 393; #21,137 tied with 176 others top 1.8%; +44 since Jan
Networth: $5,351,218,048; #37,123 top 1.6%; +1,570,252,319 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,174; #17,049 tied with 9 others top 6.5%; +562 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,906; #4,956 tied with 1 other top 4%; +798 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 557; #23,302 tied with 38 others top 9.4%; +142 since Jan
Attacks won: 4,762; #24,385 tied with 4 others top 2.2%; +1,028 since Jan
Defends won: 134; #54,814 tied with 373 others top 8.2%; +24 since Jan
Revives given: 373; #9,033 tied with 10 others top 12%; +1 since Jan
People busted: 324; #21,325 tied with 44 others top 13%; +324 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 74,726; #12,780 top 2.7%; +16,329 since Jan
Races won: 598; #7,624 tied with 17 others top 5.6%; +284 since Jan
Times traveled: 229; #75,508 tied with 154 others top 35%; +34 since Jan
Time played (days): 113.1; #8,331 top 0.59%; +27.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#3,780

Combat

Best damage

15,852 top 0.26%

#581

Economy

Item market revenue

$20,156,470,298 top 0.35%

#8,331

Activity

Time played

113.1 top 0.59%

#529

Economy

Item market fees paid

$727,202,912 top 0.35%

#3,209

Items

Candy used

13,558 top 0.75%

#17,549

Combat

Largest mug

$16,346,010 top 2.2%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+18	70	88
Awards	+44	349	393
Networth	+1,570,252,319	$3,780,965,729	$5,351,218,048
Xanax taken	+562	1,612	2,174
Energy drinks used	+798	1,108	1,906
Energy refills	+142	415	557
Attacks won	+1,028	3,734	4,762
Defends won	+24	110	134
Revives given	+1	372	373
People busted	+324	0	324
Criminal offenses	+16,329	58,397	74,726
Races won	+284	314	598
Times traveled	+34	195	229
Time played (days)	+27.7	85.4	113.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 9 Sep 2026 · 17 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,174; #17,049 tied with 9 others top 6.5%
Energy refills: 557; #23,302 tied with 38 others top 9.4%
Energy drinks used: 1,906; #4,956 tied with 1 other top 4%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 270; #14,455 tied with 70 others top 10%
Elo rating: 2,326; #9,571 tied with 25 others top 0.5%
Best damage: 15,852; #3,780 top 0.26%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 27 Jan 2026 and 9 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 91 · archived: 89 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Plaskett questions witnesses for Epstein Dem so ok Politics & Law · 26 Nov 2025 · 122 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Champion Merchant → Legendary Merchant between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Joined The Pusheen Army [TPA] (from Hattusha [HTSH]) between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Left Hattusha [HTSH] (moved to The Pusheen Army [TPA]) between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Reached level 80 between 27 Jan and 9 Sep
Reached level 75 between 27 Jan and 9 Sep

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