Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
This is a simple, ongoing game where we all work together to write a story, one sentence at a time. The goal is to create a fun, dramatic, or hilarious narrative that only Torn players can come up with.
How to Play:
-I'll start with the first sentence below.
-The next person to reply will add the next sentence, picking up right where the previous post left off.
-Each post should only contain one sentence.
There is no prize, just the fun of creating a story together! Let's see how crazy we can make this.
Rules:
-Keep it one sentence per post.
-The sentence must be related to Torn City (crimes, items, factions, stats, locations, etc.).
-Please don't double-post. Wait for someone else to add a sentence before you post again.
-New sentences must be highlighted in Yellow
The Story Begins:
I woke up in the hospital, the stench of disinfectant and old bandages filling my nostrils.
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus. With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong,
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.