NUKE: $82b GONE & (NO) DOXXING! [upd 11] · · 226 likes

Apocolypse_ [3108944] Level 98 AQUA-Poseidon AQUA Buccaneer
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Is there a leaderboard for this?
Because I’m coming for that #1 spot
So I entered a race expecting the usual experience:
a bit of speed, a bit of risk, maybe one dramatic crash if RNG feels spicy.
Instead, I appear to have unlocked Torn’s hidden Extreme Motorsports DLC.
In a single race — not multiple races, not back-to-back events, not lag between sessions — one race — I managed to crash multiple times.
Same race.
Multiple crash instances.
At first I thought:
“Okay, fair enough. Skill issue.”
Then it happened again. And again.
Within the same race.
At this point I’m less of a driver and more of a crash test dummy sponsored by poor life choices.
If this is a realism update, I have to applaud the dedication. Truly immersive. I could almost hear the insurance premiums increasing in real time.


Buying all losses at $250,000 each. Always buying unless I edit this post otherwise.
I'll pay as soon as I see you done attacking. If I'm offline then payment may be delayed but rest assured you will get paid!

10:59:55 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $100,000,000 bet (10,10 vs 2,9,3,7)
10:59:46 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $200,000,000 bet (5,5,2 vs 5,6,Q)
10:59:30 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $64,000,000 bet (2,Q,3,A vs J,9)
10:59:00 - 13/09/24 You went bust on blackjack losing your $32,000,000 bet (2,6,5,J vs 8,K)
10:58:37 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $16,000,000 bet (5,4,6,2 vs A,10)
10:58:13 - 13/09/24 You went bust on blackjack losing your $8,000,000 bet (8,3,4,8 vs Q,9)
10:57:58 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $4,000,000 bet (9,Q vs 6,9,5)
10:57:32 - 13/09/24 You lost to the dealer on blackjack losing your $2,000,000 bet (2,10,5 vs 7,7,6)
Martingale went wrong
Rare meetup and not even opening a Cache? smh my head

10:01:28 - 29/03/26 You added Lezen to your friends list with the description : fast handjob
sure, send me half of your winning first
22:45:46 - 10/05/26 You bought some Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $840,000 each for a total of $840,000
Thanks for giving me SE
p

Dawg, it's not that serious

Looking for FITNESS 10* only
Manual labor 16,856
Intelligence 74,650
Endurance 67,357
Total 158,863
3 EE currently (can be more)
Nice try chatgpt slop
Congrats Big Duck
I'm not under influence of sobriety, sir
same as normal crash and when you use bad bloodbag multiple times, it just put you in hosp from the last crash


Is there a leaderboard for this?
Because I’m coming for that #1 spot
So I entered a race expecting the usual experience:
a bit of speed, a bit of risk, maybe one dramatic crash if RNG feels spicy.
Instead, I appear to have unlocked Torn’s hidden Extreme Motorsports DLC.
In a single race — not multiple races, not back-to-back events, not lag between sessions — one race — I managed to crash multiple times.
Same race.
Multiple crash instances.
At first I thought:
“Okay, fair enough. Skill issue.”
Then it happened again. And again.
Within the same race.
At this point I’m less of a driver and more of a crash test dummy sponsored by poor life choices.
If this is a realism update, I have to applaud the dedication. Truly immersive. I could almost hear the insurance premiums increasing in real time.


Buying all losses at $250,000 each. Always buying unless I edit this post otherwise.
I'll pay as soon as I see you done attacking. If I'm offline then payment may be delayed but rest assured you will get paid!