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Joshua_Cain [3124041] Level 21

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Unbalanced war · · 2 likes

Ever since I started playing this game, I have never been in one single faction war that has been anywhere near balanced. We are either being pounded to the dirt, or completely stomping on other people. So it's either I feel completely helpless, or feel like a jerk. It's making me become a little jaded about the whole thing.

My question is is there a specific reason why there isn't a mechanic that pairs factions up more equally instead of just throwing everybody in a pool and relying on RNG to choose opponents?

I would like to have a little bit of fun during war, but it has ever been so tedious either way.

Mission: probable · · 0 likes

There is one person that continuously attacks and mugs me and a friend of mine, Crysi. I need help. This person is only level seven, but I cannot fight them and neither can she.

I am willing to offer 10,000 to anyone who hospitalized the player, Strangefun [3096440], twice in a row. To send them a message.

Please contact me ahead of time before anyone takes this mission.
Joshua_Cain [3124041]

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Unbalanced war · · 2 likes

Ever since I started playing this game, I have never been in one single faction war that has been anywhere near balanced. We are either being pounded to the dirt, or completely stomping on other people. So it's either I feel completely helpless, or feel like a jerk. It's making me become a little jaded about the whole thing.

My question is is there a specific reason why there isn't a mechanic that pairs factions up more equally instead of just throwing everybody in a pool and relying on RNG to choose opponents?

I would like to have a little bit of fun during war, but it has ever been so tedious either way.

Hilarious flying commentary · · 1 like

"If you were to dig a hole deep enough in Argentina you would eventually reach China. Dig a hole deep enough in Torn and you'll only find corpses."

Noobs = Free PI Rent :) ·

I could really use a private island. I was renting one with my spouse, but she divorced me and kicked me out. It happened right after I OD'd on Xanax also, so it was like she left me at the hospital with nothing but my shirt.

A private island, or even the rental for 30 days would really help me out. I'm already on a path to getting my own, but not having that fast and free travel, nor not having a vault, is really setting me back.

Should we revert back to Chat 1.0? · · 1 like

Sounds so lonely

Should we revert back to Chat 1.0? ·

There is another issue I have on my phone, not sure if anyone else has this problem... Whenever I send a message through chat, the keyboard disappears and I need to click on the input box to open it back up. Is that only me? I can screenrecord it happening for you if you like.

DAY ONE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 2 likes

DAY ONE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

DAY ONE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 3 likes

Travelling: In-Depth Complete Guide (Charts) ·

Wait... So I could get mugged when I get to another country? Nuts. What are the odds of me getting mugged when I go overseas? You only described the UAE but what about other places, like Japan or Canada?

Mission: probable ·

There is one person that continuously attacks and mugs me and a friend of mine, Crysi. I need help. This person is only level seven, but I cannot fight them and neither can she.

I am willing to offer 10,000 to anyone who hospitalized the player, Strangefun [3096440], twice in a row. To send them a message.

Please contact me ahead of time before anyone takes this mission.
Joshua_Cain [3124041]

Hello for 150k ·

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