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Forum posts (Torn's count): 718 observed 13 Sep 2026
Archived posts: 681
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Graveyard 76 posts
Tools & Userscripts 64 posts
Company Recruitment 55 posts
Company Discussion 53 posts
Fun & Games 43 posts
Trading Post 28 posts

Threads started

Selling scripts, sheets, bots, n' more! Tools & Userscripts · 3 Jun · 3 replies · 101 views
9* AN FOR ONLY 600M!!! Company Discussion · 10 Feb · 3 replies · 101 views
GRAVE Tools & Userscripts · 4 Feb · 2 replies · 55 views
Creating Custom Scripts, Bots, and Sheets! Tools & Userscripts · 28 Jan · 20 replies · 315 views
[Script] PASTE IMAGES INTO CHAT LIKE A BOSS Tools & Userscripts · 24 Jan · 7 replies · 285 views
grave Graveyard · 20 Jan · 2 replies · 30 views
[Script] Chat Link Embeds Tools & Userscripts · 18 Jan · 10 replies · 268 views
[Script] Fill Mail Contents With Link Tools & Userscripts · 14 Jan · 0 replies · 65 views
Monkeydingus [Tool / Script] QOL Necessities Tools & Userscripts · 9 Jan · 3 replies · 241 views
Growth? Alliances? What's next? Faction Discussion · 1 Dec 2025 · 7 replies · 400 views
Multi Recipient Mails Suggestions · 7 Oct 2025 · 6 replies · 34 views
grave Tools & Userscripts · 6 Sep 2025 · 1 reply · 75 views
AUCTIONNNNNNNNNNNN Graphics · 23 Aug 2025 · 6 replies · 109 views
An investment rivaling the bank? Graveyard · 14 Jul 2025 · 51 replies · 1,171 views
3* Oil Rig - Hiring up to 4m per day!!! Company Recruitment · 3 Jul 2025 · 36 replies · 160 views
[25R+] Near Completion sub-page to Awards page! Suggestions · 25 Jun 2025 · 10 replies · 55 views
Weapons staying equipped after loadout change. Bugs & Issues · 19 Jun 2025 · 2 replies · 13 views
Looking For Oil Rig Investors! 3b Needed! 35% APR Company Discussion · 17 Jun 2025 · 2 replies · 172 views
Free Shit! Just Post! [CLOSED TEMPORARILY] Fun & Games · 9 Jun 2025 · 136 replies · 334 views
Looking For A Loan!!! Up To 50% ROI!!! Stock Market · 8 Jun 2025 · 22 replies · 573 views

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Free Shit! Just Post! [CLOSED TEMPORARILY] · 9 Jun 2025 · 48 likes

FREE SHIT

[CLOSED TEMPORARILY]

JUST POST

LOGS:

04:48:45 - 28/07/24 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to Diamano with the message: forum :D

04:49:32 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Tornacious with the message: forum :D

04:54:45 - 28/07/24 You sent a Medical Bill to Star with the message: forum :D

04:57:23 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bank Statement to HuFromChina with the message: forum :D

04:58:11 - 28/07/24 You sent some Hydrochloric Acid to Matchlock with the message: forum :D

04:58:27 - 28/07/24 You sent a Blowtorch to esgodmode with the message: forum :D

04:59:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Qsz-92 to closeyourlaptop with the message: forum :D

05:00:42 - 28/07/24 You sent a Glitter Bomb to hedonist with the message: forum :D

05:06:57 - 28/07/24 You sent a Ninja Star to Bo-Katan-Kryze with the message: STAR WARS!!!!

05:09:40 - 28/07/24 You sent an Old Wallet to JCasey with the message: forum :D

05:10:29 - 28/07/24 You sent a Diamond Ring to DiamondRook with the message: forum :D

05:11:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Spoon to 4n4rchist with the message: forum :D

05:13:25 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to MarcusLuo with the message: forum :D

05:15:40 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Champagne to WTF_Bot with the message: forum :D

05:16:13 - 28/07/24 You sent an Oversized Shirt to ManyFacedGod3 with the message: forum :D

05:23:53 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Lady_Face with the message: forum :D

05:30:13 - 28/07/24 You sent a Hammer to SunlitVale with the message: forum :D

05:40:19 - 28/07/24 You sent some Cough Syrup to Anima with the message: forum :D

05:41:05 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to VincentG with the message: tell firecracker to stop bullying me xD forum post :D

05:43:12 - 28/07/24 You sent an Erotic DVD to Para_Thenics with the message: forum :D

05:44:00 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to RoseRed with the message: forum :D

05:44:22 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to ISortaLikeTacos with the message: You better like tacos! forum :D

06:05:15 - 28/07/24 You sent 3x Glow Stick to -Dracula- with the message: forum :D

06:15:01 - 28/07/24 You sent some Birthday Wrapping Paper to GameGrusher with the message: forum :D

06:13:20 - 28/07/24 You sent some Lubricant to John_Of_Mud with the message: forum :D

06:13:39 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Lewwer with the message: forum :D

06:14:15 - 28/07/24 You sent 8x Glow Stick to Clumsy-Wolf with the message: forum :D

06:17:49 - 28/07/24 You sent some Pepper Spray to HarryWho with the message: HaryyYou! forum :D

06:21:13 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bikini to Anonym0usUser with the message: forum :D

06:33:57 - 28/07/24 You sent 4x Gasoline to AmeliaMeadows with the message: forum :D

06:34:19 - 28/07/24 You sent a Badge : 15th Anniversary to LordVonChimp with the message: forum :D

06:35:21 - 28/07/24 You sent a Cosmetics Case to KingArk with the message: forum :D

06:42:05 - 28/07/24 You sent a Turkey Baster to shdarv with the message: forum :D

06:52:33 - 28/07/24 You sent a Polo Shirt to -Bald-Ronin- with the message: forum :D

07:01:16 - 28/07/24 You sent 3x Glow Stick to OriginalValjean with the message: forum :D

07:00:47 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to OosamaBonLooden with the message: forum :D

06:59:49 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to Mace with the message: forum :D

07:03:23 - 28/07/24 You sent 10x Glow Stick to Clouds with the message: forum :D

07:06:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Flash Grenade to Kozak with the message: forum :D

07:13:42 - 28/07/24 You sent a Sextant to ngv with the message: special request ;) forum :D

07:16:37 - 28/07/24 You sent a Magazine to Pancake_Bot with the message: forum :D

07:17:14 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Hauzan2112 with the message: forum :D

07:27:26 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to SleepIsForWeak with the message: forum :D

07:27:45 - 28/07/24 You sent an Erotic DVD to Thedaria with the message: forum :D

22:36:02 - 03/08/24 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to SquareApples with the message: forum :D

00:36:23 - 09/06/25 You sent 100x Vicodin to EgoParadox with the message: FREE

00:37:05 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Ecstasy to PhoqueYou with the message: FREE

00:43:53 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Empty Blood Bag to beastfromyeast with the message: FREE

00:44:25 - 09/06/25 You sent 100x Bottle of Beer to NRD2nd with the message: FREE

00:54:31 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Zip Wallet to AgntOrngRuffy with the message: FREE

00:55:01 - 09/06/25 You sent 20x Credit Card to _Sephiroth_ with the message: FREE

01:01:27 - 09/06/25 You sent a Police Badge to LaQen with the message: FREE

01:04:17 - 09/06/25 You sent a Fountain Pen to -BlackGrey with the message: FREE

01:05:05 - 09/06/25 You sent 500x Bottle of Beer to BillyDeathwish with the message: Welcome Back!!!

01:05:36 - 09/06/25 You sent 50x Grenade to Halyangx with the message: FREE

01:08:20 - 09/06/25 You sent 2x Ninja Star to Onyx_Shadowborn with the message: FREE

01:23:52 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Flash Grenade to Yurko2609 with the message: FREE

01:24:21 - 09/06/25 You sent a Brick to Skeet360 with the message: FREE

01:24:54 - 09/06/25 You sent a pair of Wooden Nunchaku to Johny2fingers with the message: FREE

01:25:22 - 09/06/25 You sent a Frying Pan to DeMe123 with the message: FREE

01:25:54 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Box of Bon Bons to Dsla with the message: FREE

01:26:25 - 09/06/25 You sent a Shaped Charge to Warriordud with the message: FREE

01:29:13 - 09/06/25 You sent a Medical Bill to __woodenickle__ with the message: FREE

01:29:41 - 09/06/25 You sent a Stick of Dynamite to soupv54 with the message: FREE

01:45:27 - 09/06/25 You sent some Spray Paint : Black to NuRaahl with the message: FREE

01:46:38 - 09/06/25 You sent some Lye to ValentineBane with the message: FREE

01:47:02 - 09/06/25 You sent a Jacket to SyrupV with the message: FREE

01:47:21 - 09/06/25 You sent a Kabuki Mask to Jord1515 with the message: FREE

01:47:56 - 09/06/25 You sent a Magnum to -BAMA_BEAST- with the message: FREE

01:57:15 - 09/06/25 You sent a Gold Watch to Awesomepork101 with the message: FREE

01:57:45 - 09/06/25 You sent a Sapphire Ring to Chairman_Meow with the message: FREE

02:12:17 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Blank DVDs to CaptainCooler with the message: FREE

02:12:44 - 09/06/25 You sent some Glue to Macabre with the message: FREE

11:28:16 - 09/06/25 You sent a Diamond Ring to Iroxu with the message: FREE

11:28:48 - 09/06/25 You sent a Silver Necklace to Acidex with the message: FREE

11:29:14 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Box of Sweet Hearts to Neopolitan with the message: FREE

11:29:39 - 09/06/25 You sent 5x Edelweiss to Canmore with the message: FREE

11:30:07 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Empty Blood Bag to Star with the message: FREE

11:30:36 - 09/06/25 You sent a Small First Aid Kit to KentCulater with the message: FREE

11:31:09 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Kitten Plushie to SidhuMooseWala with the message: FREE

11:32:05 - 09/06/25 You sent a pair of Proda Sunglasses to lyrack with the message: FREE

11:32:39 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x MP3 Player to Inoyss with the message: FREE

11:33:08 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Game Console to ThunderBlitz with the message: FREE

11:34:00 - 09/06/25 You sent 2x Cardholder to Viciously_Grim with the message: FREE

11:34:24 - 09/06/25 You sent 2x Coin Purse to Order with the message: FREE

11:34:51 - 09/06/25 You sent a pair of Glasses to Bard1a with the message: FREE

11:35:39 - 09/06/25 You sent a Ladder to advert with the message: FREE

11:36:15 - 09/06/25 You sent a Heat Sink to Gambitxr with the message: FREE

11:37:10 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Handkerchief to Swervelord with the message: FREE

11:37:51 - 09/06/25 You sent some Chain Mail to Bimbot with the message: FREE

11:38:21 - 09/06/25 You sent 10x Cell Phone to Ted1245 with the message: FREE

11:38:55 - 09/06/25 You sent a Gold Tooth to SirVarkan with the message: FREE

11:39:26 - 09/06/25 You sent a Fire Hydrant to DarkColdSound with the message: FREE

11:39:49 - 09/06/25 You sent a Certificate of Awesome to Ariselv999 with the message: FREE

11:40:23 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Tampon to Artisan with the message: FREE

15:46:40 - 09/06/25 You sent 5x Edelweiss to Hyperreal with the message: FREE

15:47:06 - 09/06/25 You sent some Ketamine to TheLocalNoob with the message: FREE

15:47:45 - 09/06/25 You sent a Stick of Dynamite to Totoro_Sama with the message: FREE

15:48:11 - 09/06/25 You sent a Medical Bill to Cristakis with the message: FREE

15:48:35 - 09/06/25 You sent a Bank Statement to StrawHatJonton with the message: FREE

15:49:58 - 09/06/25 You sent a Box of Bon Bons to ngv with the message: FREE! Sorry, ran out of sextants :(

15:50:24 - 09/06/25 You sent an Empty Blood Bag to Arestic with the message: FREE

15:50:45 - 09/06/25 You sent 3x Cardholder to Prophet_Jonas with the message: FREE

+R?

(CLOSED, OUT OF MONEY) POST FOR FREE STUFF · 28 Jul 2024 · 31 likes

CLOSED, IM OUT OF MONEY XD

Sup guys, Im bored so reply to this post for free stuff! Ill try my best to send something to everyone :D

BY THE WAY!!!! MORE FREE SHIT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, INTERESTING, OR POST A RELATED MEME!!!

04:48:45 - 28/07/24 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to Diamano with the message: forum :D

04:49:32 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Tornacious with the message: forum :D

04:54:45 - 28/07/24 You sent a Medical Bill to Star with the message: forum :D

04:57:23 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bank Statement to HuFromChina with the message: forum :D

04:58:11 - 28/07/24 You sent some Hydrochloric Acid to Matchlock with the message: forum :D

04:58:27 - 28/07/24 You sent a Blowtorch to esgodmode with the message: forum :D

04:59:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Qsz-92 to closeyourlaptop with the message: forum :D

05:00:42 - 28/07/24 You sent a Glitter Bomb to hedonist with the message: forum :D

05:06:57 - 28/07/24 You sent a Ninja Star to Bo-Katan-Kryze with the message: STAR WARS!!!!

05:09:40 - 28/07/24 You sent an Old Wallet to JCasey with the message: forum :D

05:10:29 - 28/07/24 You sent a Diamond Ring to DiamondRook with the message: forum :D

05:11:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Spoon to 4n4rchist with the message: forum :D

05:13:25 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to MarcusLuo with the message: forum :D

05:15:40 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Champagne to WTF_Bot with the message: forum :D

05:16:13 - 28/07/24 You sent an Oversized Shirt to ManyFacedGod3 with the message: forum :D

05:23:53 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Lady_Face with the message: forum :D

05:30:13 - 28/07/24 You sent a Hammer to SunlitVale with the message: forum :D

05:40:19 - 28/07/24 You sent some Cough Syrup to Anima with the message: forum :D

05:41:05 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to VincentG with the message: tell firecracker to stop bullying me xD forum post :D

05:43:12 - 28/07/24 You sent an Erotic DVD to Para_Thenics with the message: forum :D

05:44:00 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to RoseRed with the message: forum :D

05:44:22 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to ISortaLikeTacos with the message: You better like tacos! forum :D

06:05:15 - 28/07/24 You sent 3x Glow Stick to -Dracula- with the message: forum :D

06:15:01 - 28/07/24 You sent some Birthday Wrapping Paper to GameGrusher with the message: forum :D

06:13:20 - 28/07/24 You sent some Lubricant to John_Of_Mud with the message: forum :D

06:13:39 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Lewwer with the message: forum :D

06:14:15 - 28/07/24 You sent 8x Glow Stick to Clumsy-Wolf with the message: forum :D

06:17:49 - 28/07/24 You sent some Pepper Spray to HarryWho with the message: HaryyYou! forum :D

06:21:13 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bikini to Anonym0usUser with the message: forum :D

06:33:57 - 28/07/24 You sent 4x Gasoline to AmeliaMeadows with the message: forum :D

06:34:19 - 28/07/24 You sent a Badge : 15th Anniversary to LordVonChimp with the message: forum :D

06:35:21 - 28/07/24 You sent a Cosmetics Case to KingArk with the message: forum :D

06:42:05 - 28/07/24 You sent a Turkey Baster to shdarv with the message: forum :D

06:52:33 - 28/07/24 You sent a Polo Shirt to -Bald-Ronin- with the message: forum :D

07:01:16 - 28/07/24 You sent 3x Glow Stick to OriginalValjean with the message: forum :D

07:00:47 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to OosamaBonLooden with the message: forum :D

06:59:49 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to Mace with the message: forum :D

07:03:23 - 28/07/24 You sent 10x Glow Stick to Clouds with the message: forum :D

07:06:36 - 28/07/24 You sent a Flash Grenade to Kozak with the message: forum :D

07:13:42 - 28/07/24 You sent a Sextant to ngv with the message: special request ;) forum :D

07:16:37 - 28/07/24 You sent a Magazine to Pancake_Bot with the message: forum :D

07:17:14 - 28/07/24 You sent some Xanax to Hauzan2112 with the message: forum :D

07:27:26 - 28/07/24 You sent a Bottle of Tequila to SleepIsForWeak with the message: forum :D

07:27:45 - 28/07/24 You sent an Erotic DVD to Thedaria with the message: forum :D

22:36:02 - 03/08/24 You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to SquareApples with the message: forum :D

Perhaps a like? xD

1 MAX Xanax Raffle [CLOSED] · 14 Jul 2024 · 6 likes

CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

1 MAX XANAX RAFFLE

Hey everyone! Im bored as a mofo so now I am running a xanax raffle! Send me 1 Xanax you want to throw into the pot! With this raffle, there is a limit to ONE xanax PER entrant!!!!!!! PM or mail if you have any questions. Good luck!

The one xanax entry per person ensures that everyone has an equal chance of getting picked!

CURRENT POT: 1 Xanax

CURRENT ENTRANTS:

dingus

ENDS AT: 0:00:00 - 30/08/24

ARCHIVES

ROUND 1 WINNER: Clouds - 20 Xanax

ROUND 2 WINNER: MoneyMike33 - 5 Xanax

ROUND 3 WINNER: Pismel - 6 Xanax
ROUND 4 WINNER: Zvglass - 12 Xanax

ROUND 5 WINNER: dingus - 6 Xanax

PROOF
00:44:27 - 15/07/24 You sent 20x Xanax to Clouds with the message: raffle winner

01:16:36 - 17/07/24 You sent 5x Xanax to Moneymike33 with the message: raffle winner

15:43:25 - 19/07/24 You sent 6x Xanax to Pismel with the message: raffle winner

18:27:51 - 23/07/24 You sent 12x Xanax to Zvglass with the message: raffle winner

ADVERTISEMENT

PM ME AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADVERTISE IN THIS SPACE :)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · 4 Jun 2024 · 2 likes

im testing the waters for companies at might be able to join at my current stats. PM or mail with offers, thanks!

Manual labor 3,132
Intelligence 2,953
Endurance 7,347
Total 13,432
10/10 EE

1* PSF HIRING, UP TO 2M PER DAY!! · 11 Oct 2024 · 2 likes

1* PSF HIRING!!!! CURRENT WAGES START AT 250K PER DAY AND CAN GO ALL THE WAY UP TO 2M! WAGES WILL INCREASE AS WE GAIN STARS!!!!

THANKS!!!

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=3188789

Recent archived posts

Fedded Archives · 8 Jun 2026, 07:16 TCT

Both balances were 0 unfortunately :(

Graveyard plx · 6 Jun 2026, 17:15 TCT · 2 likes

Shiiiiii... Feel free to let me get a cut of whatever you make mate! :)

Edit:
Here's basically the same script for free...

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16534041&b=0&a=0

Edit 2:
Having a Tampermonkey script with a subscription is stupid if all of the code is going to be in the script downloaded anyways... You could just copy the code, send it to Claude and get it to unlock the tool for you with no experience needed. Think the proper way to go about running a subscription based script would be fetching the code used in the script from an API endpoint on a server that only returns the actual code if you've paid.

Battle Buddy · 6 Jun 2026, 03:43 TCT · 3 likes

Selling scripts, sheets, bots, n' more! · 5 Jun 2026, 02:33 TCT

Bump

Selling scripts, sheets, bots, n' more! · 3 Jun 2026, 17:50 TCT · 1 like

Hey guys, I am dingus. I make custom scripts but sometimes things tend to get away from me! If you start a script with me, keep nagging me until I finish it to ensure speedy delivery ;)! I’m currently one of the top 10 script developers in the metric of overall downloads! If you can dream it, I can build it (maybe)…

Prices below:

Tampermonkey script: $50m

Spreadsheet: $100m

Discord bot: $250m

Note: these are base rates and may increase depending on script complexity and financial gain opportunity.

Thanks,

dingus

Should I Start Over? · 3 Jun 2026, 17:28 TCT · 1 like

Sure, gimme all ur stuff tho…

[META] How could scripting in Torn be improved? · 2 Jun 2026, 04:01 TCT · 2 likes

I tend to use QOL scripts the most. One that show me bazaars on the item market page for example lets me buy mug easier and allows me to find more bulk deals for better prices.

I think a lot of people have developed play styles that their scripts revolve around. When I was warring every week, I would always be trying out new war scripts since some of them developed bugs and just weren’t consistently maintained.

The main thing I look for in a script is how well it blends with Torn’s native UI, easy to use, and easy to setup.

Regarding selling scripts, there’s a lot of rich people who will pay stupid money for stupidly easy scripts to create. There’s been multiple multiple times where I’ve charged 100m+ for an hour’s work which feels very rewarding and worth it. Plus, I get to use the script afterwards!

Thanks for doing what you do, genius! ;)

Edit:

idk if this is what you’re also looking for, but here’s some script ideas i haven’t had time to make…

Scripting community here you go:

A script for the faction armory page that lets you input an amount to withdrawal and then you can copy the link and send it to a banker or just click a withdrawal button to send you straight to the withdrawal page with your name and balance requested pre filled using the balance links.

A script to add a button in the chat bar that lets you search for gifs and then send them like on discord.

A script to switch to gym that uses all your E so you can use up all possible E and not waste natural regen before bed time. The script would be a button you click, when clicked your energy would be read, then the script would switch your current gym to the best possible gym you have unlocked that uses X amount of energy to train since some gyms let you train on 5e, others 10e, etc etc…

An ai script that adds a voice button to every page so you can tell it where you want to navigate to and it directs you there

ex: “item market page for xanax”, “gym”, “trade page”, “drugs page of inventory”. Might be a bit annoying to set up and configure but would be very useful and efficient.

Torn Bots · 1 Jun 2026, 05:03 TCT · 2 likes